this is the greatest post ever. do you think KVH got the foul call here? or does it have to be the NBA finals for this to be called a foul? DWade gets this call for sure.....
dustylaker
Aug 19, 2006
1:41 PM I wonder how many of you know that Keith Van Horn actually had the room that Kobe was in earlier that morning and the girl worked the morning shift. Van Horn had been there several times and had stayed in that particular room. Kobe had never been there before. Around noon Van Horn's wife shows up unexpectedly and there was a loud arguement and he checked out less than three hours after checking in. Nobody knows why he was there. Now normally a hotel does not reissue the same room the same day because Van Horn had already paid for the room and the rest of the floor was empty. I think Van Horn had sex with the woman before and was there for that purpose and he was the target to set up since once he left they assigned Kobe the same room and she worked a double shift to be there when Kobe got there. Kobe walked into a improvised trap and was a dummie. He bears responsiblity for that but he didn't raope that chick. He was stupid for letting hinmself be set up. Nothing more.
Last edited by dustylaker on August 19th at 1:42 PM.
in your post you are saying that van horn was in the room that kobe bryant allegedly #### katelyn faber while kobe was tapping that soft, supple white ####?
dustedlaker is saying that KVH was in the room that morning, but checked out and the room was then given to #23+1?
what i say reported was that van horn was vacationing at that fancy hotel days after the adutourous affair took place. never have i heard or seen that van horn was involved in this in any way.
so tell me what really happened sherlock?
Last edited by xrooster on August 25th at 11:29 AM.
van horn had his wife "check out" of the hotel, but he hid in the closet of the room. while kobe was in the shower he #### faber with the lights out he has close to the same body size as kobe.. according to an insider van horn was bragging to one of his friends that he had his tube sox on while performing the act
He was not in Kobes room THAT NIGHT and nobody said he was. He had that room the prior morning long Kobe ever arrived and I refuse to further debate it in any situation in which rooster is involved since his entire existance is predicated on the same reason Brian Cardinal is in the NBA. Somehow or the other he got a locker room pass and been coming in ever since. Nobody has ever seen him contribute in a positive way and nobody knows what his job is but he's there
Prometheusmrt
Sep 10, 2006
1:21 PM Hey Rooster, who had more Fantasy Points this week, Brian Westbrook or Stephen Jackson?
PWND.
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We all now that xrooster and Prometheusmrt had a hardcore argument before. Prometheusmrt even notified fox sports to delete xrooster's account. xrooster is telling us that he would not comment on dime smack if it is not related in FFL. With Prometheusmrt's comment above, he wants xrooster to come out and post comments on dime smack. Why? It's getting obvious Prome.
Also the guy Prome disappeared for 10 plus days and he only showed up when I post comments on dime smack, shifty's, heat24's, xrooster's, yrooster's, and philip's blog. Now it's really obvious Prome.
So Prome stop the y and z rooster imitations will you, now everyone knows it's you. And don't plan to imitate me as well, everyone will think that it's you. You got PWNED by Orion_Pax. To be pwned can be defined as "to be defeated," with the strong connotation of also having been "made a fool of."
Last edited by Orion_Pax on September 11th at 5:33 AM.
haha what are you talking about kid? be careful before I PWN you next! I don't know who x, y, z, a b c rooster is but its funny that you accuse me when I come on here less than 3 times a week rofl. You dumb noob, why don't you just ask FOX to check the IP addresses?
you are a f#cking ####, and the better part of you ran down your momma's #### crack and wound up a brown stain on the mattress, you f#cking computer slang dumb ####.
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hey meathead. next week steven (with a V) jackson and the rams play against the niners. westbrook goes against a NYG defense that should be a little tougher than the texans. who you pickin?
xrooster
Aug 30, 2006
10:43 AM your happy about having brian westbrook?
sounds like you are a noob.
ever heard of buckhalter, mahe, moats?
ever heard of a platoon situation in the backfield?
westbrook will start, but he will lose LOTS, AND LOTS, of touches to these three guys...
NOOB? LOL.............poonicorn..........
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xrooster
Aug 30, 2006
11:04 AM what do you suggest i do then MR.T? go try and trade for brian westbrook?
stephen jackson for westbrook? anyone?
I PITY THE FOOL WHO TRADE STEPHEN JACKSON FOR BRIAN WESTBROOK..............
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B. Westbrook (PHI-RB) @HOU 24-10 F 16.8
17/71 RuYd, 4/61 ReYd, 1 ReTD(31)
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S. Jackson (STL-RB) DEN 10-18 F 10.0
22/121 RuYd, 4/19 ReYd
I don't know about that Eagle eating my liver, but speaking of birds, how does that crow taste? mm yum yum
scoring 26.9 32nd in NFL
yds per play 5.8 32nd in NFL
first downs 21.8 32nd in NFL
yds per rush 4.6 30th in NFL
yds per pass 11.6 29th in NFL
rush yds 143.9 32nd in NFL
pass yds 220.1 24th in NFL
total yds 364 31st in NFL
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Denver Broncos 2005 defense
scoring 16.1 3rd
yds per play 5.1 18th
first downs 18.4 17th
yds per rush 4th
yds per pass 10.6 16th
rush yards 85.2 2nd************
pass yards 227.7 29th
total yds 312.9 15th
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crow? what ever fool. it's a loooonngg season.
yaafi.
lqbrs. (i meant to type owned but i just missed each key, and in doing so created the coolest most rad diss on the computer geek slang network. i'm awesome)
Last edited by xrooster on September 11th at 10:04 AM.
Marshall Faulk could have suited up and got a touchdown yesterday... well I guess we can thank steVen jackson for making the Rams kicker the fantasy stud of the week :)
that's what i should do trade stephanie jackson for marshall faulk and jeff wilkins. and then maybe i can pick up jeff george and maurice clarrett and az-hakim off waivers. that's the ticket.
afaik (As Far As I Know)
afk (Away From Keyboard)
asl (Age/Sex/Location)
brb (Be Right Back)
btw (By The Way)
cya (see ya; see you)
ffs (For Fuk's Sake)
ftw/ftl (For The Win/For The Loss/Lose)
g2g, gtg (Got To Go, and sometimes Good To Go)
gg (Good Game/Great Going)
iirc (If I Recall Correctly)
im(h)o (In My (Honest/Humble) Opinion)
j/k (Just Kidding)
lmao (Laughing My #### Off)
lol (Laugh Out Loud/Laughing Out Loudly/Lots Of Laughs/Lots Of Love)
n00b, Newb, n3wb, noob, nub, knubbe ( new users)
om(f)g (Oh My (####) God/Gods/Gosh/Goodness
rofl (Roll[ing] On the Floor Laughing. Sometimes "rofl" and "lmao" are combined into "roflmao" or both are combined with "lol" to form roflolmao. A lesser known version of "rofl" is "roflmaotid", meaning Rolling On the Floor Laughing My #### Off Till I Die
rtfm (Read The #### Manual!)
stfu (Shut The ####Up)
ttyl (Talk To You Later)
w00t, woot (signals celebration or a cheer, roughly similar to "hooray")
wtf (What/Who/Where/Why The Fuk?)
Prometheusmrt, it's not the Lakers vs. the Knicks... It's the Lakers vs. the Nets in the Finals.
xrooster, what do you think is the slang for "prometheusmrt?"
I'm no newbie. The fact of the matter is that I am the master of the games I played. Let's go PvP in WoW or Ragnarok Online! I challenge you one-on-one on CS or WC3 Frozen Throne or StarCraft or Command and Conquer Games or Battle Realms. Or if you want we can play NBA Live 2006? How about Marvel Superheroes? X-Men vs. Streetfighter? Marvel vs. Streetfighter? Marvel vs. Capcom 1 and 2?
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yo lover of all things van horn. i saw you challenged nyace to a game of one-on-one. does that challenge go out to me as well? i may be headed back east for a visit soon. i would love nothing more than to beat you down in a game right quick.
Ever heard of the site bballin.com? I signed up for the trial it lasted like 6 months or something I challenged like 3 peoples but they never responded. A guy I know uses it but he only plays for money, says he makes some good dough but he played D-1 though.
Last edited by Prometheusmrt on September 15th at 5:06 PM.
no really westbrook injured. no. who would have guessed. when is he not injured. i find it highly possible that the eagles could lose westbrook and buckhalter for the season in the same set of downs.
and you know what that would mean. moats and mahe.
