Spurrier running up scores when he could be developing young talent in blow-out games.
Michelle Wie.
The name Craphonso (Former KC Chief). Seriously.. Cra phonso...
Orenthal James Simpson
Nick Saban
Bobby Petrino
Brady Leaf or Tony Mandarich
8. Shaq’s rapping
9. Stabbing Monica Seles.
10. Mike Tyson wanting to eat children.
11. Barry Switzer
12. Cedric Ceballos (from his 4 day AWOL status from the Lakers in 3/96, where he claimed he had family problems, and was found to actually have been waterskiing at Lake Havasu, Arizona)
13. Sam Cassell (ET wannabe)
14. Tito Ortiz
15. Lawrence Phillips
16. Maurice Clarett
17. John Rocker
18. Reggie Bush
19. Bynumating: (loving Andrew Bynum when he has crappy career avgs)
20. Sam Bowie
21. Tim Sylvia
22. Don King
23. Brett Farve today
24. Dennis Erickson
25. Darius Miles
26. Stephon Marbury
27. Zach Randolph
28. Alex and Madonna
29. Odenators: (people hating on Greg Oden)
30. Stoops (Arizona style)
31. Jimmy Clausen (don't proclaim you'll win four Heisman Trophy's)
32. The One-And-Done Rule
33. Emmit Smith with the Arizona Cardinals
34. Joe Montana with the KC Chiefs
35. Sergio's waggle TO's crying... "That's my quarterback"
36. JessiTony (QB)
37. Chicago Quarterbacks
38. Goodyear tires
39. Victoria Beckham
40. Jail Blazers!
and that was a five minute blast... Any more? Welcome one- Welcome all
Ooooh... Speaking of Celtics. Kevin Garnett yelling "Anything is possible" when he could have yelled "Impossible is Nothing" for his Adidas sponsor. That's just weak.
1) The name "The Rose Garden" - sounds like a wannabe Boston Garden, and it isn't as loud and intimidating as the old Portland Memorial Coliseum.
2) Darius Miles
3) Thanks for mentioning former 49er for a month Lawrence Phillips. I'm a Niners fan and he wasted my time.
4) The 5-11 Antonio Margarito fighting as a welterweight picking on 5-8 tall opponents. It's obvious he's a middleweight, let's see how he fares against Joe Calzaghe and Bernard Hopkins.
5) Brett Favre
6) The Green Bay Packers
7) Brett Favre
8) The Green Bay Packers
9) I had to say it twice
10) Already thinking there are Bynum haters.
11) Predicting Oden will be better than Bynum when all he's done is play in two summer league games.
12) The Speedo LZR Suit. Swimmers are humans, not dolphins.
13) Swimming records being broken daily. New records broken by swimmers who wear the suit must come with an asterisk.
14) Cheaters
15) Greedy cheaters
16) Greedy cheaters who lie
17) Negative amortization
19) Raising gas prices to $4.75 a gallon and then subsequently lowering it to $4.29 to make us think we're catching a break when really we're not.
Dizzle... You crack me up. I had Darius Miles listed. The Rose Garden? Not going to bite today. I'm just smiling about our teams locking horns on opening day. I'm floating. Greg comments bounce off me like bullets off of Superma-errrr Greg Oden. I LOVE the LZR comment, negative amoritization, foreclosures and gas. BTW- all that Laker gas you've obtained- you must be broke (back).
The Big O... Thanks for the compliment. From now on, every time you mention Greg, Oden, Odenized, Bynumating, or all of the above, I am coming full throttle until your boy proves me wrong. You've created a monster.
Allow me to break it in to you for the first time:
Hello, this is the 1990s calling. We're wondering what Sam Bowie, John Rocker, Montana with KC, Spurrier running it up, Lawrence Phillips, Barry Switzer, stabbing Monica Seles,Brady Leaf or Tony Mandarich are doing in a blog written in 2008? We want them back....lol.
Not bad. I will say in Bowie's defense that Portland needed a center and had a young Drexler, but imagine if Jordan and Clyde had been teammates? They might have been as good as (or possibly better than) Jordan/Pippen! As for some mentions:
Brett Favre-a-Mania 24 hours a day on ESPN and every other sports channel.
All the talk of Beijing's bad air.
The Tigers (sorry, had to homer there).
Did I mention Brett Favre?
why not cool
Darius Miles is always handsome and sexy. As a man like him,attractive enough for women, I thought he had many women's attention on a dating website" I n t e r r a c i a l L o v i n g . C o M"
Bynum should simply stay in LA and apply for Dances with the Stars because those are the only moves that may recognized... Won't happen against Portland.
I am a graduate of Northern Arizona University and Florida Institute of Technology. I am a veteran (3/3 SFGA). I prayed once to be surrounded by beautiful women and was blessed with a wife and three daughters (13 and 7 year old twins). My wife is a Oregon State Beaver Alum and we are Blazer-Maniac s.
