The Right Honorable Sir Dr. ObliQ, PhD, Esquire is a multi-thousan
daire businessmann,
pimp, player, hustler, rapper, pundit, advisor, & owner of the One-Eyed Trouser Snakes in the CSFL. He is most well known for being "Player Coach to the Stars", advising many of Hollywood & Capitol Hill's most scandalous residents and is currently Stephen Colbert's personal "Player Coach" and unofficial new "black friend". As well as being a former member of both the Black Panther Party and Team America: World Police, ObliQ has also some extensive undercover work with for the CIA in their Ku Klux Klan undercover unit. He is also spear heading Dr. Colbert's effort of converting C-Span to 24-7 BEAR channel dedicated to stalking , tracking and identifying ,the #### droppings of the most vicious killing machines on the planet, and is dedicated to spreading the truthiness about these animals. PERSONAL LIFE ObliQ was born in Chicago, IL and grew up on Chicago's South Side in the Six-Tray neighborhood in the era of the turf war between the blood thirsty & notorious Gangster Disciples & Vice Lords street gangs. He was headed down the wrong path when, at age eleven, ObliQ realized that he had an unparalled gift of gab and subsequently negotiated a treaty between the two reputed street gangs. At age twelve, ObliQ purchased his first Too $hort rap CD and he began to learn , study, and practice the arts of Pimpology & Playerism, prompting him to found the Chicago Institute of Pimpology in 1994. By 1997, the institute became an accredited university and Coleman received his PhD (pimpin' hoes daily) degree from Too $hort himself. He has been married four years and, even after his marriage, he has continued his previous connection with the Chicago Institute of Pimpology as a full-time professor, & Player Advisor to the stars. ObliQ: PLAYER ADVISOR TO THE STARS ObliQ has been sought for player advice and counsel by many of Hollywood & Capitol Hill's most popular and scandalous residents. Many of his clients include, but are not limited to: 1. Stephen Colbert 2. President Bill Clinton 3. Clarence Thomas 4. Hugh Grant 5. O.J. Simpson 6. Paula Abdul 7. Woody Allen 8. Jay-Z 9. 50 Cent 10. Snoop Dogg 11. Heidi Fliess 12. Gary Condit 13. Monica Lewinski 14. Jim Bakker 15. Jimmy Swaggart 16. Marv Albert 17. Bill O'Reilly 18. The 2005 Minnesota Vikings 19. R. Kelly 20. President Andrew Jackson 21. John F. Kennedy 22. Steve Urkel 23. David Hasslehoff 24. Superfly 25. Leon Phelps (The Ladies' Man) 26. The 40 Year Old Virgin ObliQ has just started his new Player In a Management Position (P.I.M.P.) program. To bring the pimping philosophy to mainstream surburban white kids.