Recently a professional writer reported that OJ Mayo had scored an 11 on his first attempt at the SATS. After cleaning my screen, getting chewed out by my mom for laughing hysterically and when my sides stopped hurting I went hunting for more information on the net. This had to be a typo right? Guess not. Here are experpts from the moderators log during the SAT testing that day.
9:34 A.M. (OJ Mayo wanders in sagging and flagging)
"Sup y'all? Sorry I'm late. My moms got all hostile cause I wanted to sleep in 5 extra minutes and threw water all over me and I had put on my clothes the night before so I could sleep in and still make it by 9:00 a.m. and I had to change my clothes and then the cab driver couldn't change a hundie n my agent didn't give me anything but hundies soes it was like a whole nother thing n whaz up?"
10:05
Moderator: Mr Mayo do not speak to the other students please or you will be disqualified.
Mayo: I din say ####
Moderator: What did he say Mr...uh...Smith?
Mr. Smith: He asked me if I knew how to make the letter O.
10:21 A.M.
Moderator: Mr Mayo I asked you not to speak to the other students did I not?
Mayo: U Trippen. I din say ####
Moderator: What did he say Ms....uh...Davis?.
Ms. Davis: He said to hook a brother up and show him how to make the letters O and J.
11:45 A.M.
Moderator: Mr Mayo and Ms Garnett that is quite enough. Not only are you speaking to each other, that qualifies as a conversation. Why don't you share with everyone what is so important that you need to speak to each other.
Mayo: She wuz hittin on me.
Ms. Garnett: I was not. What a liar. He said would I tell him how to spell Mayo and I said it's just like, you know, Mayo that you put on a hamburger and he said he didn't eat hamburgers because his agent only feeds him lobster and whale and steak and stuff an did I want to see his #### of hundies.
Mayo: U need to chill baby girl. I ain't lyin. I don eat no hamburger and that's on the real.
4:45 P.M.
Moderator: Well Mr Mayo I see it didn't go well. Tell you what I will do. You got us the state championship, I know you're going to USC and I'll give you a little help here if you can answer one question.
Mayo: I'm down. If i get it right you get a hundie.
Moderator: There is an animal who has four legs, barks like bow wow, wears a collar and looks like something Michael Vick might fight for money. The animals name begins with a D and ends with a G. There is one letter in between. Can you tell me what that animal is.
Mayo: Why you gotta get all sarcastic with a brother? I ain't no fool ya know. Anyone knows you're goin on bout one of them what you call them, like the name of the Toronto team...a RAPTOR...yeah that's it...you faded OG...but a T-Rex kick a Raptors ####. You don get no hundie on account ur a smart #### OG.
Moderator: That will be fine Mr...uh... D, Z, C, X, O R, T, A, K, D, 4 ( Just took a shot that a 4 was a J there did you?) USC deserves how it will turn out with you Mr. Mayo. You have a nice day.
Nique I didn't know that Mayo was that bright or allegedly so ?
But then again you get in on an athletic scholarship that's not really asking much of the athlete in terms of academia is it ?
Tell me how the hell is that a college athlete can have a 50" plasma tv in his dorm room ? When he's not any means of income and his family are said to be a 'middle to lower income' ? What is even more worrisome is the fact that the purhcase of the set was made from a credit card of a charity that's meant to be used in the assistance of the homeless and drug dependent.
Someone within BDA and the entourage of Mayo has been making sure that their boy is well taken care of !
We takes care of our own likes we always do !
rampant' aka tophatal ..........
Last edited by rampantfanatic on May 27th at 5:35 AM.
11 points on a SAT?
How in the world does someone score just an 11 on a SAT?
I know your blog is a pretend conversation. But what I want to know is this true that this guy only scored a 11 on his SAT scores and is now playing on a scholarship?
Can you send me the link to the original story? I would love to read it for myself.
Here is my addy tsfanpc@yahoo.com
This is the most recent piece that I've done within the other forum . A link is provided below for you to view. As and when you're reay I'll look forward to reading your coments.
