I don’t know if the 2007/08 Premiership season has been the
best ever – I’ll let you decide that but for a campaign that lasts the best
part of nine months it was deliciously poised heading into the last of
fixtures.
The number two would be the common denominator. For the
first time since 1999 two clubs would decide the title, Manchester United and
Chelsea. Everton and Aston Villa would battle it out the fifth spot and the
UEFA Cup while two of three; Fulham, Birmingham City or Reading would fall
through the trapdoor to the Championship.
With everything now decided it’s time to step back to August
11th2007 and those famed Webster predictions. Sure, the egg is
running down my face on some of them but I’d like to think that I wasn’t too
far off the mark – and hey while we’re at it…get your predictions out as well!
20th Derby: Webster predicted 20th
Stop the presses I’ll retire right now with a 100% rating.
Look, before I wind myself with a healthy pat on the back, a blind, deaf and
dumb Nostradamus could’ve predicted this. Has there ever been a team less
equipped to survive in the top flight. Their record in the Premiership is the
worst ever but we have to give the Rams credit – despite being crappier than
most Chinese toys, their fans were unbelievable and with the American ownership
prepared to invest, they should bounce straight back.
19th Birmingham: Webster predicted 17th
One season up, the next season down, the Blues better get
hold of some Viagra because I’m getting dizzy and I’ve not even taken any.
Parting ways with Steve Bruce was like asking Tiger to get rid of Steve
Williams – a bone headed move because the man did bleed St. Andrews. The result
was Alex McCleish, who would’ve been out of his depth in a paddling pool, four
wins (two over Spurs!) a couple of police raids and the mother of all spankings
in the Midlands derby. I’m not sure if they’ll be back.
18th Reading: Webster predicted 15th
How could I have been so wrong!
The Royals will now join ‘second season syndrome’ sufferers
Ipswich, West Ham and Wigan who shone so brightly in their Premiership debuts
but then stunk it up like an overflowing diaper genie in the sophomore
campaigns (that’s for all the dad’s). If rumors are to be believed, Steve
Coppell, is wandering around the training ground mumbling like a ‘skid row’
resident. What I do know is that losing Steve Sidwell to Chelsea on a ‘Bosman’
before the campaign began was a monumental mistake - every team needs a heart
and he was that.
17th Fulham: Webster predicted 18th
You wouldn’t ask Laurie Sanchez to mow your lawn let alone
run a football team. It only took Mohamed Al Fayed until December to figure
that out - perhaps he was distracted by the ‘trial’ but it nearly cost his club
dear. I’m not even sure Roy Hodgson and his million pound ‘keep us up’ bonus’
was the answer however club captain, Brian McBride sure was. I guess the
thought of Championship football or a return to MLS was the catalyst but he
upped the stakes at just the right time.
16th Bolton: Webster predicted 16th
“Who said the table never lies?”
Seriously, this years standings must’ve been written by
Pinocchio because Bolton were awful and in my opinion deserved to go down – the
fact that they didn’t is a travesty. They played one memorable match (the Arsenal
game) and did #### all for the rest of the season except sell their only
decent player, Nicolas Anelka. From regular UEFA Cup contenders to 16th
is some kind of fall and I suspect that somewhere, Sam Allardyce, is feeling
smug…maybe not because he’s still UNEMPLOYED!
15th Sunderland: Webster predicted 14th
Roy Keane's debut season as a Premiership manager must be
considered a success as he kept the Black Cats up with 3 points to spare but
knowing the Irishman he'll be disappointed. I expect him to be highly
aggressive when it comes to 'bombing' personnel out of the Stadium of Light –
think Alf-Inge Haland but armed with pink slips instead of boots - it will be
brutal. Niall Quinn seems like the kind of chairman who is willing to stick his
neck out for his manager and I think we’ll see Sunderland in the top half next
season.
14th Wigan: Webster predicted 19th
Wigan may be the most poorly supported team in the
Premiership but whoever deems to show up at the JJB should be singing 'one
Stevie Bruce, there's only one Stevie Bruce. Dave Whelan made the bold move of
bringing the ex-Brummie boss to rugby league country but it has paid off in
another year of Premiership football. Look back to the mid point of the season
and the Latics were firm favorites to make the drop (making me feel like a
genius) until the man with football’s most mashed up nose took over. You can't
but help wonder that if Bruce was given the budget of a 'big 4' club what he
could achieve.
13th Middlesbrough: Webster predicted 13th
I have a question for Boro Chairman, Steve
Gibson..."can you adopt me". The Boro owner seems like a Santa to me,
he's kind, cuddly and generous to a fault. He certainly gave Gareth Southgate
the benefit of the doubt after a poor first year in the job and in all honesty
his second year wasn't much better - but they are still in the top flight and
they managed that without a striker until Afonso Alves arrived. With one of the
best youth set up’s in the country, Boro could turn from the girl everyone
shunned at the disco into phooaar material.
12th Newcastle: Webster predicted 7th
Along with Tottenham, the Magpies have caused me the most
pain and embarrassment. I did predict it wouldn’t be dull at St. James’ though
and I wasn’t disappointed as Big Sam came and went in the blink of an eye only
to be followed by the Geordie Messiah himself, King Kev. Keegan’s first order
of business was to put together an eight game winless streak before finally
remembering how to win…slightly. With boardroom and backroom shenanigans the
order of the day on Tyneside, Newcastle, are seemingly destined to remain a
directionless ‘biggish’ club.
11th Tottenham: Webster predicted 4th
I said that Martin Jol would be under the spotlight
immediately and so it proved as he barely lasted the time it would take to make
a cuppa. With Juande Ramos at the helm results improved somewhat but this
campaign despite the Carling Cup triumph must go down as a huge disappointment.
I honestly thought Spurs were ready to push on after two consecutive 5th
place finishes – I was very wrong. Where do they go from here – I imagine more
Cup wins as that is Juande’s specialty. Ultimately though if I were a Spurs fan
I would be asking for a season ticket refund.
10th West Ham: Webster predicted 11th
Alan Curbishley guided West Ham into mid table mediocrity
after six weeks and from that point they refused to move. It was like they’d
found the womb of the Premiership – it was warm, fuzzy, safe and after last
seasons terrifying flirt with danger a place that screamed comfort.
Unfortunately it was incredibly boring and considering the payroll coming out
of Upton Park, not good enough. Curbishley can look to injuries but in all
honesty he’s lucky to be in a job and I wouldn’t be terribly surprised if he
was eased out before August.
9th Manchester City: Webster predicted 12th
City owner, Dr. Thaskin Shinawatra, reminds me of a James
Bond villain – he’s got a touch of Dr. No mixed with Goldfinger. In other words
he’s got the money, the power, is intent on world domination but will
inevitably make one fatal mistake – firing Sven Goran Eriksson is that mistake.
The Swede has done a decent job in giving Manchester’s other club some belief
including doing the double over United. I’m sure the prospect of yet another
monster payout will soften the blow for Svennis as he departs with pocketfuls
of cash. Its typical City really culminating in the most embarrassing score
line of the season!
8th Portsmouth: Webster predicted 10th
Other than David Nuggent, Harry Redknapp, was he usual
wheeling-dealing self in the transfer market and it paid off as Pompey were
always in with a sniff of automatic UEFA Cup football. Throw in the FA Cup
Final and they’ll be few complaints down Fratton Park way however I do think it
has been bittersweet for Redknapp. He wanted the England job after the Steve
McClaren fiasco but never had a chance after being arrested and subsequently
released by the police over
corruption charges.
7th Blackburn: Webster predicted 8th
Rovers are so consistent they’re almost becoming boring.
They can’t beat the big boys but rarely lose to the small fry, so any position
between 6th and 10th is a given. I can’t blame Mark
Hughes as he consistently turns vinegar into wine and you can’t point the
finger at the boardroom either because they haven’t got the money to compete
with the elite. They key at Ewood Park will be to retain the services of Hughes
whilst unearthing two or three cheap nuggets along the line of, Roque Santa
Cruz, the undoubted buy of the season.
6th Aston Villa: Webster predicted 6th
I look at this Villa team and think that they could
compete with ‘B4’ but it is obvious that they are two or three top quality
players away from that level. So basically it comes down to the willingness of
American owner, Randy Lerner, giving the Irishman $60 million to spend. Top
quality acquisitions could have made sure that stupid home losses to Sunderland
and Wigan, which ultimately cost them European football would not have
happened.
5th Everton: Webster predicted 9th
David Moyes has cemented his reputation as the best
manager outside of the ‘B4’ with another season of excellence but he must be
getting frustrated at his clubs lack of financial clout. Someone needs to tell
the Toffees that you 'can't take it with you' - give the man some serious money
- let him bid and buy the best and see where the chips fall – and to be fair
his record in the transfer market isn’t that bad. If the Goodison Park moneymen
don’t start splashing, Moyes, will have no option but to split town.
3rd Arsenal: Webster predicted 5th
The Gunners played the most attractive football we've seen
in years this season -it wasn't enough! Arsene Wenger is a legend, he's built
three different teams but I believe his ego is getting in the way of Arsenal
ever winning another League title. Why he didn't spend big in the transfer
windows is a mystery and ultimately was the difference to winning and losing
the BPL along with the Champions League. They were about as deep as a
paddling pool and despite showing glimpses of character here and there, you
couldn't help but feel that there was something fundamentally wrong in the
dressing room. A strong personality is needed and Wenger must be able to power
share.
4th Liverpool: Webster predicted 3rd
I'm glad I'm not a Liverpool fan because other than the
success of, Fernando Torres, this must rank as the most embarrassing campaign
in recent memory - in fact I'm longing for the days of Roy Evans when the Reds
were a 'real' team. The gap between them and United was ultimately 11
points but if we're honest it was a million miles. The squabbling between the
owners Tom Hicks and George Gillett was akin to a playground fight but
what the two of them can't figure out or choose to ignore is that they’re hurting
millions of fans. For sure they may own the club but they don't OWN the club -
the fans own Liverpool, always have and always will. Until this mess gets
sorted out and Rafa Benitez stops messing around with line-ups, the Reds will
only be able to day dream about winning the one title that does mean excellence
- the league title and not Cup competitions.
2nd Chelsea: Webster predicted 2nd
The seismic shift that occurred in September can still be
felt today at Stamford Bridge. When Jose Mourinho was given his marching orders
by Roman Abramovich the goal posts were shifted and not in the Blues favor.
Sure the money and world-class players are still there but you can’t buy
mentality. Mourinho may have been an obnoxious git but he was a winner, Roman’s
mate, Avram Grant is not. In fact who is AG and what qualifications does he
have? If any of you can answer that I suggest you send your resume to the
Bridge because you’ve got the same chance of getting the same results out of
the finest collection of footballers on the planet.
1st Man United: Webster predicted 1st
Despite the odd hiccup along the way was there ever a doubt.
United scored the most goals, conceded the least goals, won the most games and
kept their nerve when it mattered. Sir Alex Ferguson has built a team to rival
the treble winners of ’99 and I believe much to my chagrin that they’ve just
got started. With the bookies already installing the Red Devils as next season
favorites we can only hope that SAF retires once he ties Liverpool for 18 league
titles. Glory, glory Man United, you deserved it.
Until the next Premiership season, I’ll see you at the far
post.