Those that know me can testify to the fact that I'm about as bleedin' blue of a Cowboy fan that Dallas has ever seen. Still, I'm not comfortable with what I'm witnessing. We've all had moments where we're holding a rant hostage inside. You don't want to acknowledge it, you hope that in time, it proves to be simply worrying over nothing, unfounded, and simply fades away. Well, this rant is festering, and I've got to vent it out.

With 13 returning Pro-Bowlers and the addition of Adam Jones, Zack Thomas and 2 high quality 1st round picks, the Cowboys are poised, that is they are in position for great things to happen. Yet through two preseason games the Cowboys have looked bad in every aspect in one game or the other. I'm not sure which disheartened me more following the San Diego loss, Wade Phillips' nonchalant dismissal of the misadventures, or Tony Romo's giggling Not to worry, we can turn it on when it's time to attitude.

My theory is this: In the end, the teams that can "turn it on" are no match for the teams that can "turn it up".

The Cowboys don't fall into both groups. Teams progress as the season moves on. By December, the very good teams begin to separate themselves from the Pack. Ironically, this is when Dallas is no longer able to flip the ON switch, and get positive results.

Dallas starts strong and plays at a high level. By about game 12 or 13, many good teams have found their groove, found confidence, and are on a roll. The cream of the NFL crop begins to rise to the top as the playoff races tighten.

This is when Dallas slips and slides down the ladder of power. Last season they could not "turn it up" when it was time to. What was missing? I think it may have been that during those closing games, where teams are coming together as a cohesive unit and playing for their playoff lives, those teams gained an advantage on Dallas, who just laid back very soft, and in an unimpressive fashion, fell into home field advantage following some embarrassing butt-kicking losses. The response back then from Camp Cowboy? "Don't worry. We can turn it on when the playoffs start. That's when it matters anyway".

When it came time for Dallas to "turn it on", they were full of doubt and lacked anything resembling confidence. Confidence of "I know we can" was replaced by "I hope we can" and "Can we?". Teams that could "turn it up" were beating the team that once settled for "turn it on".

Whether the Cowboys can or can't turn it on should not be an issue. This team has won nothing. There are NO skins on the wall. Yes it's only preseason, yet I find the shrug it off complacency of "none of this matters" to be disturbing.

What I'm witnessing from Camp Cowboy 2008 looks eerily close to being déjà vu all over again. Now I'm not the prophet of doom. I actually believe as I stated above, that Dallas is in position to have an exceptional season. What is missing is that sense of urgency. Is it unfair to expect it from a 13-3 team? I don't think so at all. Last year's training camp was laughingly dubbed Camp Cupcake by the media. It was a term every Cowboy fan was aware of. So if last year Wade "laid back" Phillips held Camp Cupcake, what exactly is the term for training camp 2008? Camp Marshmellow. No joke!


Where's that sense of urgency? The attitude of "We're not gonna take it"? I want to see Wade Phillips kick over a table at a press conference! I want to hear him shout "This @!%$!* is TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE"! I'm assuming ole Mr. warm-n-fuzzy has never seen the flip side of a table in any camp.

Yes it's preseason and yes the games are "meaningless" in the standings. I remember when Jimmy Johnson made it clear to his players that there are no meaningless games. 16 penalties for 174 yards in 2 losses should be very alarming! Is it just me? Does anyone else miss ole Jimmy grabbing a player's facemask and pulling him close, having the offenders undivided attention and yelling "That sort of bone-headed mistake can cost you your job, or at least your spot on the depth chart"?

The media in Dallas/Fort Worth is spoon fed complacency and buys into it 100%. Jerry Jones treats the media members like rock stars and pampers them on a first name basis. It's almost sickening. Once again, this team has accomplished NOTHING. There are NO skins on the wall.

Case in point - Here's the opening paragraph of Mac Engel's Fort Worth Star Telegram article, where he comes out of the gate making excuses:

"The Dallas Cowboys were gone for 25 days, stayed in three different hotels, flew on planes, rode on a train as well as in automobiles, played two teams and had just two or three days off during that time."...

Cry me a river! August isn't any harder on the Cowboys than any team in the league. Something is missing! Where's the Redemption attitude? Where's the sense of urgency? Penalties and mistakes run rampant and it's shrugged off. With all due respect to the N.Y. Giants, Dallas was also horrible in the penalties and mistakes department in that playoff loss. Dropped touchdown passes. Crayton giving up on his route that could have been a wide-open TD pass. Cowboys were penalized 11stinking times for 84 yards in that loss! That followed giving up 815 penalty yards in the regular season. No one was held accountable following that playoff loss. So we pick right up where we left off?

For the record, Dallas hasn't scored 20 or more points in a game since game 13 of last season. No one in Dallas speaks of the penalties and goofy mistakes that have haunted the Cowboys since the early December spiral into shame. It's like the crazy uncle that lives in a basement. You know he's there, we just don't speak about it. Zero accountability. But don't worry Dallas fans. Word is, it's all good, and the Cowboys can turn it on when it counts. Am I the only one concerned here?

Anyone who was up late last night witnessed one of the most coveted world records, the men's 100-meter dash, get broken by the Jamaican wonder Usain Bolt. Not only did he break it, but he let up and backed off before the sprint was complete. By 75 meters, he'd separated himself fully from the pack. With about 20 meters to go, he dropped his arms, daring his competition to catch up. Before he ever crossed the finish line, he was slapping his heart with his right hand.



Bolt now dons the title of "World's Fastest Man". And it took him a grand total of 9.69 seconds, fastest ever. Truth is, had he stayed in a constant "effort mode",for lack of a better term, he could have done it in 9.59 seconds!

Myself, I can't help but wonder how many NFL GM's have him on speed dial for a Monday morning phone call.

Bolt isn't your average sprinter. He stands a whopping 6 feet 5 inches tall, and weighs 190 pounds. He towered about his opponents. Height, power and speed could make him an exceptionally dangerous receiver, should he pursue the financially secure windfall of an NFL contract. But can he catch a football? Maybe, maybe not,but he can learn to.

Bob Hayes, Willie Gault and Renaldo Nehemiah come immediately to mind. Bob Hayes was such a force as the "fastest man on earth" in Dallas that the zone defense was implemented to give defensive backs a chance at containing him.

It would be interesting. At 6'5", there aren't many corners that could fight with him on jump balls, and no one could think about staying with him deep. If he has good hands, something that can be taught, he could potentially dominate.
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I'm following Mike Greenspire's lead and posting some NFL trivia. It passes the time as we await the arrival of the 2008 regular season!

1) When was the first NFL championship game? Name the year, the teams, and the score.

2) What event occurred in the NFL that led to the establishment of Eastern and Western Conferences and a championship game?

3) What NFL game is believed to be the precursor to today's modern Arena Football League? (picture below). Notice the side boards? It was played indoors on an 80 yard field.

Mention the Dallas Cowboys in any circle, and the conversation is sure to get heated. The Cowboys (and perhaps the Patriots) are the most loved and most hated team in the NFL. While Dallas has taken great strides in cleaning up the "character issues" of the '90's, there is still a false perception of thuggery and criminal behavior, where once again, as in the '90's, the inmates are running the asylum. The truth is, this misconception couldn't be farther from the truth.

Foundation Of The Modern Misconception

During the 1990's the Dallas Cowboys rivaled the soap opera show Dallas for most intense drama. The most flamboyant Cowboy of all - Michael Irvin - made J.R. Ewing look comparatively tame and innocent. There were story lines of sex, drugs, attempted murder and murder for hire allegations that made it quite embarrassing to be a Cowboy fan.

Fans saw Irvin, the Cowboys' All-Pro receiver and a married man, charged with felony drug possession. They saw a man purported to be Irvin on secretly recorded videotape, talking about buying and using drugs. They read about an extortionist who, alleging that Irvin owed him money for drugs, threatened to blow up the offices of Irvin's attorney.

And then, in the story's darkest twist, fans learned that a Dallas police officer was accused of soliciting Irvin's murder after the football star reportedly threatened the officer's girlfriend (a stripper), a potential witness against him.

There was "The White House," code among the Dallas Cowboys of the 1990's for a house nearby their practice facility where some partook in illegal activities. "We got a little place over here where we're running some #### in and out, trying to be responsible," as Nate Newton said, "and we're criticized for that, too."

Remember this all came on the coat tails of Jerry Jones firing Tom Landry, one of the most revered members of the Cowboys franchise. As the story goes, Mr. Landry was playing golf in Austin when he received the news via telephone from a friend who had heard on the radio that Landry was fired and that he was replaced by University Of Miami coach Jimmy Johnson.

Personally, I struggled with the questions like "What does a city gain if it wins a Super Bowl but loses its soul? Do we forgive Irvin and forget because he catches passes and wins games?

A Change In Course

In May of 1997 Former Dallas Cowboys star Calvin Hill and his wife Janet were hired by Cowboys owner Jerry Jones as consultants for the team, which was in dire need of image reshaping. This came on the heels of when, from October 1995 to November 1996, five Cowboys players were suspended by the NFL for a total of seven times for alcohol or substance abuse.

The Hills, parents of NBA model citizen and superstar Grant Hill, agreed to be consultants after a nationwide search by Jones. Mrs. Hill was vice president of the corporate consulting firm Alexander & Associates in Washington, D.C., which she founded.

Mr. Hill, formerly a vice president for the Baltimore Orioles, was an independent consultant. Mr Hill was also a consultant to the Cleveland Browns. As a consultant with the Cleveland, he helped form a group of Cleveland Browns' players to control and eliminate drug and alcohol related problems. Mr. Hill has written several articles on sports and academia for national publications, makes appearances at university campuses and business firms, throughout the United States. He addresses several topics including the problem of drugs and alcohol and the work needed in this area, and the important relationship of sports and academia.

As consultants they devised a wide-range plan that called for hiring of additional managers and staff. It was the Hills' job to create a support system that would try to teach players how to keep their personal lives safer and saner. They created a number of programs including family assistance, drug and alcohol abuse treatment, and career counseling. Calvin was enthusiastic about the Cowboys' future a year later, when he spoke to The Hartford Courant: "When I went to Dallas, I was expecting a team full of characters....what I found was a team of character. People tend to let a couple of incidents color the perception....Fame is a microscope, and with the Cowboys, it's an electron microscope."

The Cowboys clearly needed to assist players who were dealing poorly with fame and fortune. The Hills' work with the team is part of a larger trend towards support programs in college and professional sports. "I wish I could tell each guy here to put all the money away for a couple of years until they figure out what to do with it," he said in the Hartford Courant; "The problem is, these young men are socialized a certain way ... and then they are given more money than they ever could have envisioned. They get all that money and fame too quickly, before they know how to handle it," he continued. The personal problems professional athletes face are well known to the Hills, not only because of Calvin's experiences in the NFL, but because of their son Grant's career in the NBA. Speaking of Grant's entry into professional basketball in the Dallas Morning News, Calvin remembered, "We were scared to death ... because we know what's out there."

A New Direction

The Cowboys organization, unlike every other NFL team, has the infrastructure in place to handle NFL malcontents. Calvin Hill serves in that capacity, and given Dallas' success rate with not only keeping these guys out of trouble but getting them to be productive on the field, I'd say he's doing a pretty good job. No player on the Dallas Cowboys roster has been in legal trouble, as a Dallas Cowboy. NO other team in the NFL can say that.

The image and success Calvin Hill has brought to Dallas has been tested repeatedly by Jerry Jones. Before the Hills ever came to Dallas, Jones had a penchant for taking on basket cases, beginning with the remolding of Charles Haley. After having a falling out with the 49ers head coach George Seifert and a physical confrontation with then 49ers QB Steve Young, Haley was traded to Dallas - the only team willing to take on Haley and his violent temper - in the 1992 off-season. With the Cowboys he became a model citizen and team leader while winning three more Super Bowl rings over the next four seasons in 1992, 1993, and 1995.

Calvin Hill's work had an impact on the Cowboys draft choices also. Randy Moss grew up a Cowboys fan and wanted to play for the Cowboys. The Cowboys wanted Moss, but due to many off-field incidents of their own, Jerry Jones did not feel they could draft Moss. Michael Irvin even called to apologize to Moss, because Irvin's own off-field problems were a main reason Moss was not drafted by Dallas.

Since that draft, Moss has made a history out of beating up on the Cowboys. Before he was drafted, Randy Moss had stood outside the D/FW Marriott following his pre-draft visit to the Cowboys and vowed to make every team that passed on him pay. Perhaps Jerry Jones should have listened. Jones and the Cowboys chose not to take a chance on Moss, given their success with avoiding character issue baggage. Perhaps the greatest thrill in Moss' career come from torching Dallas at every opportunity. He seems to have his best games living up to that pre-draft vow.

In 2003 the Cowboys went 10-6 with Quincy Carter as the starting quarterback and got back in the playoffs in Bill Parcells’ first year in Dallas. Carter passed for 3,305 yards with 17 touchdowns as the Cowboys advanced to the playoffs for the first time since 1999. Carter, a 2nd round draft pick in 2001, was released by Coach Bill Parcells - for what is believed to be a failed in house drug test - under Dallas' strict code of conduct policy. Carter could not be trusted with the leadership of the team. Strike one, you're out.

NFL Crime Blotter

In February 2007 ProFootballTalk.com began tracking NFL players, coaches and team reps arrests and incidents with what is called their "Turd Watch".

Turd Watch is a device for tracking and publicizing player arrests and convictions. Though some might find the name to be unpleasant, NFL scouts, coaches, players, and agents commonly use the term "turd" in reference to guys who are, well, turds. Take a look at the results - warning - the number of incidents is shocking:

7/16/08: Broncos CB Carl Paymah is convicted of DUI and careless driving.

7/10/08: Jaguars WR Matt Jones is arrested for felony possession of a controlled substance.

7/9/08: Pats RB Kevin Faulk pleads no contest to marijuana possession.

7/7/08: Seahawks LB Lofa Tatupu pleads guilty to DUI.

6/30/08: Pats DB Willie Andrews is arrested for assault with a dangerous weapon, a felony, and unlawful possession of a firearm.

6/28/08: Ravens DB Derrick Martin is arrested for possession of marijuana.

6/27/08: Bills RB Marshawn #### pleads guilty to failure to exercise due care, avoiding charges of hit-and-run.

6/24/08: Cardinals OL Brandon Keith pleads guilty to misdemeanor rioting and interference with official acts.

6/24/08: It is reported for the first time that Broncos WR Brandon Marshall was arrested for misdemeanor domestic battery on March 6.

6/24/08: It is reported for the first time that LB Jordon Dizon was arrested six days before the draft for su####ion of DUI; he was drafted by the Lions six days later.

6/23/08: Panthers WR Dwayne Jarrett pleads guilty to driving while impaired.

6/22/08: Titans DE Jevon Kearse is arrested for DUI.

6/21/08: Giants DB Geoffrey Pope is detained for questioning regarding potential felony battery charges. (On June 23, Pope was cleared of all charges.)

6/18/08: Cardinals RB J.J. Arrington is arrested for disorderly conduct.

6/15/08: Falcons S Daren Stone is arrested for DUI.

6/13/08: Titans WR Brandon Jones is arrested for misdemeanor possession of an unlawful firearm.

6/7/08: Bears RB Cedric Benson is arrested for DUI.

5/30/08: Jaguars S Gerald Sensabaugh is arrested for reckless driving; he was doing wheelies on a motorcycle.

5/24/08: 49ers LB Ezra Butler is arrested for DUI and possession of marijuana.

5/20/08: Saints DE Charles Grant is indicted on charges of involuntary manslaughter and misdemeanor fighting.

5/10/08: Seahawks LB Lofa Tatupu is arrested for su####ion of DUI.

5/3/08: Falcons LB Michael Boley is arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery.

5/3/08: Bears RB Cedric Benson is arrested for boating while intoxicated and resisting arrest, both misdemeanors.

4/27/08: Patriots OL Nick Kaczur is arrested for illegal prescription of painkillers.

4/27/08: The Cardinals draft OT Brandon Keith with three pending misdemeanors – disorderly conduct, rioting, and interfering with officials.

4/27/08: The Titans draft LB Stanford Keglar with three pending misdemeanors — battery, false informing, and disorderly conduct.

4/27/08: The Eagles draft CB Jack Ikegwuonu with a pending misdemeanor (criminal trespass) and a pending felony (residential burglary).

4/27/08: The Bengals draft DT Jason Shirley despite three pending misdemeanors — hit-and-run, driving under the influence, and driving with a blood-alcohol content of .08 percent or higher.

4/26/08: The Chargers draft LB DeJuan Tribble despite a pending misdemeanor charge of assault and battery and a pending felony charge of assault and battery with a deadly weapon.

4/26/08: The Lions draft OT Gosder Cherilus despite a pending misdemeanor charge of assault and battery and a pending felony charge of assault and battery with a deadly weapon.

4/26/08: Lions S Kalvin Pearson is arrested for felony aggravated battery of a female, felony domestic battery by strangulation, and misdemeanor obstruction or opposing of an officer.

4/21/08: Seahawks DT Rocky Bernard is arrested for investigation of domestic violence assault, a misdemeanor.

4/20/08: Colts RB Kenton Keith is arrested on four misdemeanors — public intoxication, disorderly conduct, resisting law enforcement, and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

4/13/08: 49ers CB Donald Strickland has been arrested for misdemeanor public intoxication and misdemeanor resisting arrest.

4/11/08: Dolphins FB Regan Mauia is arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery.

4/9/08: Eagles DT Mike Patterson is found guilty of careless driving: likely to endanger a person.

4/3/08: Browns CB Kenny Wright is arrested and charged with unlawful restraint, evading arrest and fleeing, and possession of marijuana.

4/3/08: Bengals WR Chris Henry is arrested for assault and criminal damaging.

3/28/08: Giants LB Antonio Pierce pleads guilty to animal neglect.

3/19/08: Steelers WR Cedrick Wilson is arrested for simple assault, harassment, and disorderly conduct.

3/16/08: Texans WR Jacoby Jones is arrested for misdemeanor DUI.

3/15/08: Titans RB Lendale White is cited for destruction of property, disobedience to a lawful order, and interference and resisting.

3/12/08: Packers LB Nick Barnett pleads no contest to misdemeanor disorderly conduct.

3/11/08: Titans assistant coach Chuck Cecil pleads guilty to reckless driving.

3/11/08: Panthers WR Dwayne Jarrett is arrested for misdemeanor driving while impaired.

3/8/08: Steelers LB James Harrison is arrested for misdemeanor assault and criminal mischief.

3/1/08: Browns CB Kenny Wright is charged with possession of marijuana.

3/1/08: Broncos DT Marcus Thomas is arrested for felony cocaine possession.

2/24/08: Vikings LT Bryant McKinnie is arrested for felony aggravated battery, misdemeanor disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest without violence.

2/22/08: Patriots RB Kevin Faulk is charged with misdemeanor marijuana possession.

2/19/08: Raiders CB Fabian Washington is arrested for misdemeanor domestic battery.

2/19/08: Broncos RB Andre Hall is arrested for driving on a revoked license, a misdemeanor.

2/17/08: Texans WR Jerome Mathis is arrested for choking his pregnant girlfriend, a misdemeanor.

2/16/08: Eagles DT Mike Patterson is arrested and charged with misdemeanor marijuana possession, driving while in possession of a controlled dangerous substance, and careless driving: likely to endager a person.

2/15/08: Bills WR Roscoe Parrish is arrested for misdemeanor DUI.

2/15/08: Titans CB Pacman Jones pleads guilty to felony obstruction of a police officer.

2/5/08: Pats DB Willie Andrews is arrested for possession of marijuana with intent to distribute, a felony.

2/1/08: Dolphins linebacker Matt Roth is charged with misdemeanor public intoxication.

2/1/08: Giants defensive end Adrian Awasom is arrested for misdemeanor DUI.

1/22/08: Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder is charged with misdemeanor leaving the scene of an accident.

1/15/08: Jaguars defensive end Brett Hawkins is arrested for DUI.

1/11/08: Broncos tight end Daniel Graham is arrested for misdemeanor harassment.

12/29/07: Ravens safety Gerome Sapp is charged with misdemeanor assault.

12/28/07: Jaguars offensive lineman Stocker McDougle is arrested and charged with felony battery on a person over the age of 65 and misdemeanor touch-strike battery.

12/28/07: Seahawks radio analyst Warren Moon is arrested for su####ion of misdemeanor DUI and driving on a suspended license.

12/25/07: Dolphins assistant coach Mike Dumas is arrested for simple battery.

12/26/07: Vikings defensive end Darrion Scott is arrested for misdemeanor possession of marijuana.

12/13/07: Vikings safety Dwight Smith is arrested for misdemeanor possession of marijuana and obstructing traffic.

12/8/07: Broncos punter Todd Sauerbrun is cited for misdemeanor assault.

12/6/07: Bucs assistant coach Dwayne Stukes is arrested for misdemeanor DUI.

12/1/07: Broncos QB Darrell Hackney is arrested for su####ion of misdemeanor DUI.

11/29/07: Texans OL Chester Pitts is charged with felony evading of police.

11/19/07: Bucs LB Cato June is arrested for misdemeanor DUI.

11/3/07: Jaguars OL Richard Collier is arrested for misdemeanor DUI.

11/3/07: Jaguars LB Justin Durant is charged with misdemeanor resisting arrest without violence.

10/23/07: Rams OL Claude Terrell is arrested for misdemeanor assault.

10/22/07: Broncos WR Brandon Marshall is arrested for su####ion of DUI.

10/16/07: Rams TE Dominique Byrd pleads no contest to DUI charges.

10/15/07: Bills DE Anthony Hargove pleads guilty to disorderly conduct charges.

10/12/07: Redskins OL Kili Lefotu is arrested and charged with simple assault, public drunkenness, and destruction of property.

10/11/07: Steelers RB Najeh Davenport is charged with domestic violence, endangering children, and unlawful restraint, all misdemeanors.

10/9/07: Packers LB Nick Barnett is charged with two counts of disorderly conduct arising from a prior arrest for one count of disorderly conduct.

10/4/07: Bears LB Lance Briggs pleads guilty to misdemeanor leaving the scene of an accident.

9/29/07: Jaguars tackle Khalif Barnes is charged with misdemeanor leaving the scene of an accident.

9/25/07: Falcons quarterback Mike Vick is indicted for beating or killing or causing dogs to fight other dogs and engaging in or promoting dogfighting; both are felonies.

9/15/07: Titans assistant coach Chuck Cecil is charged with DUI, a misdemeanor.

9/5/07: Browns CB Leigh Bodden is charged with aggravated disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, both misdemeanors.

8/27/07: Falcons QB Mike Vick pleads guilty to one count of felony conspiracy to engage in illegal gambling and dog fighting.

8/27/07: Bears LB Lance Briggs is charged with misdemeanor leaving the scene of an accident.

8/23/07: Buccaneers WR David Boston is arrested for misdemeanor DUI.

8/17/07: Vikings DT Fred Evans pleads guilty to two felony charges.

8/13/07: Vikings sign DT Fred Evans while he is still facing misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct and trespassing, and "multiple" felony counts of resisting arrest with violence and battery on a police officer

8/6/07: Seahawks radio analyst Warren Moon pleads guilty to negligent driving.

8/5/07: Bills DE Anthony Hargrove is arrested and charged with misdemeanor harassment, criminal mischief, and resisting arrest.

7/26/07: Panthers OL Jeremy Bridges is arrested and charged with misdemeanor assault.

7/24/07: It is first reported that Dolphins WR Kelly Campbell was arrested and charged with felony marijuana possession, felony Ecstasy possession, and a misdemeanor charge of providing false information to a police officer.

7/23/07: It is first reported that Falcons CB Jimmy Williams was arrested for misdemeanor marijuana possession in early June.

7/19/07: Falcons QB Michael Vick is charged with conspiracy to maintain an interstate gambling enterprise, conspiracy to sponsor animal fighting, and conspiracy to transport dogs for dog fighting.

7/14/07: Dolphins WR Chis Chambers is charged with driving while impaired, reckless driving, and speeding.

7/12/07: Jaguars OT Khalif Barnes pleads no contest to DUI charges.

7/6/07: Chargers LB Anthony Waters is charged with misdemeanor simple assault and battery.

7/5/07: Raiders DE Bryant McNeal is arrested on charges of felony fraud against a pawn broker, and misdemeanor fraudulent check writing.

6/28/07: Rams DT Claude Wroten is arrested for misdemeanor property damage.

6/26/07: It is revealed that Dolphins DT Fred Evans was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of marijuana possession on February 10, 2007, and later pleaded no contest to the charges.

6/22/07: Dolphins DT Fred Evans is arrested on misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct and trespassing, and "multiple" felony counts of resisting arrest with violence and battery on a police officer.

6/20/07: Titans CB Pacman Jones is charged with two counts of felony coercion. (The 14 points replace the 13 points that the Titans got when police recommended that Jones be charged with two misdemeanors and one felony in connection with the Las Vegas strip club incident.)

6/17/07: Bengals RB Quincy Wilson is arrested and charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct.

6/17/07: Packers LB Nick Barnett is arrested and charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct.

6/16/07: Browns WR Mike Mason is arrested and charged with aggravated disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and obstructing official business, all of which are misdemeanors.

5/30/07: Dolphins LB Joey Porter pleads no contest to misdemeanor battery charges.

5/25/07: Broncos WR David Kircus has a charge of violent crime added to his existing assault charges.

5/21/07: Broncos WR David Kircus is charged with felony assault.

5/20/07: Jets CB Justin Miller is arrested and charged with misdemeanor assault.

5/18/07: Bengals LB A.J. Nicholson is arrested and charged with misdemeanor fourth-degree assault after allegedly punching a woman in the eye.

5/10/07: Steelers LB Richard Seigler is arrested and charged with three felonies relating to allegedly acting as a pimp.

5/10/07: Ravens QB Steve McNair is arrested and charged under Tennessee's "DUI owner" law, a misdemeanor.

5/5/07: Jaguars CB Ahmad Carroll is charged with carrying a concealed weapon, possession of an unlicensed firearm, possession of ecstasy, and possession of a firearm during the commission of a felony.

5/4/07: Bengals DE Frostee Rucker pleads guilty to misdemeanor charges of false imprisonment and vandalism.

5/2/07: The New Orleans Saints sign defensive tackle Water Thomas despite a pending felony charge of conspiracy to commit robbery.

5/1/07: Bears DT Tank Johnson pleads guilty of misdemeanor possession of a firearm without a valid identification card.

4/29/07: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers sign TE Jerramy Stevens with two misdemeanor charges pending against him.

4/29/07: The San Francisco 49ers draft CB Tarell Brown with misdemeanor weapons charges from September 2006 pending against him.

4/26/07: It is reported for the first time that Falcons QB Mike Vick was charged with misdemeanor trespassing in February 2007.

4/19/07: Vikings CB Ronyell Whitaker is arrested and charged with misdemeanor careless driving and DUI.

4/15/07: Vikings CB Cedric Griffin is arrested and charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct.

4/6/07: Seahawks radio analyst Warren Moon is arrested on su####ion of DUI.

4/1/07: Bucs OT Anthony Davis is arrested and charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct.

3/31/07: Colts DE Darrell Reid is arrested and charged with su####ion of possession of less than 50 grams of marijuana, obstruction, and possession of a controlled dangerous substance in a motor vehicle.

3/30/07: Buccaneers RB Lionel Gates is arrested and charged with three felonies -- assault of a pregnant woman, burglary of an occupied dwelling, and criminal mischief of more than $1,000.

3/26/07: Broncos WR Brandon Marshall is arrested on su####ion of misdemeanor false imprisonment and domestic violence.

3/26/07: Police recommend that Titans CB Pacman Jones be charged with misdemeanor battery, misdemeanor threat to life, and felony coercion.

3/25/07: Panthers G D'Anthony Batiste is charged with carrying a concealed weapon and improper window tinting.

3/25/07: Free-agent CB Dexter Reid is arrested and charged with misdemeanor gun charges and felony marijuana charges.

3/21/07: Raiders RB Dominic Rhodes pleads guilty to reckless driving.

3/21/07: Bengals WR Chris Henry is charged with driving on a suspended license, failing to wear a seat belt, and failing to use a turn signal.

3/19/07: Jaguars S Gerald Sensabaugh is arrested and charged with speeding and carrying arms, both misdemeanors.

3/19/07: Saints LB E.J. Kuale is arrested and charged with felony weapons possession and misdemeanor marijuana possession.

3/18/07: Dolphins LB Joey Porter is charged with misdemeanor battery after allegedly punching Bengals tackle Levi Jones in the face.

3/13/07: Free-agent TE Jerramy Stevens is arrested and charged with DUI and marijuana possession.

3/10/07: Jaguars WR Charles Sharon is arrested and charged with grand theft of a firearm and carrying a concealed firearm; both are felonies.

3/9/07: Titans CB Pacman Jones was arrested on felony obstruction charges, two misdemeanor obstruction charges, and misdemeanor marijuana possession in 2006 but failed to disclose the arrests; they were first reported in March 2007.

3/9/07: Cardinals assistant coach Richie Anderson is arrested on misdemeanor charges of solicitation of prostitution.

3/9/07: Bengals CB Deltha O'Neal pleads guilty to reckless driving.

3/9/07: Bengals CB Johnathan Joseph enters a diversion program on marijuana charges.

3/9/07: Raiders sign RB Dominic Rhodes while criminal charges are pending.

3/7/07: Rams TE Dominique Byrd is arrested for DUI.

3/6/07: Bengals LB A.J. Nicholson pleads no contest to burglary and grand theft charges.

3/5/07: Steelers CB Deshea Townsend is charged with simple assault.

2/23/07: Colts RB Dominic Rhodes is charged with a total of two misdemeanors for his February 20 DUI incident.

2/21/07: Bengals LB Odell Thurman pleads no contest to drunk driving charges.

2/20/07: Colts RB Dominic Rhodes is arrested for misdemeanor DUI.

2/19/07: Falcons DT Jonathan Babineaux is arrested and charged with felony animal abuse.

2/14/07: Chiefs DE Jared Allen pleads no contest to drunken driving.

2/8/07: Bears DT Tank Johnson pleads guilty to probation violation.

2/7/07: Chargers S Terrence Kiel pleads guilty to a felony and misdemeanor charge.

2/6/07: Titans DB Cortland Finnegan pleads guilty to reckless driving charges.

If you'll notice, there is ONE Team missing. One team which failed to gain the notoriety brought on by a shameful arrest or conviction. Who could that be?? Well I'll be damned, if it aint those wily, slick and crafty Dallas Cowboys. Who would have guessed it??



Last Chance Stop

Is it really any wonder that players on their last straw are eager to go to Dallas and save their career? The success stories are many, and the failure rate is almost non existent. Demetrius Underwood is the only failure, if you can call it that. To this day he still has a severe mental disorder, and played his short career while being diagnosed with a Bipolar disorder.

The finest example of success is Deion Sanders. Sanders voted the 1994 NFL Defensive Player Of The Year and recorded an interception in the 49ers 49-26 win over the Chargers in Super Bowl XXIX. After the season, Jerry Rice and Sanders publicly feuded — Rice fumed at the idea that the media felt Sanders was the missing link to the 49ers Super Bowl run and that it was not giving credit to the other 52 men in the locker room. This ultimately resulted in Sanders feeling unappreciated by the 49ers organization and he opted to leave the team.

After his public dispute with Jerry Rice, and the 49ers, and not feeling valued by the franchise, Cowboys' owner Jones brought Sanders' "Prime Time" show to Dallas.

During his time in Dallas, Sanders not only found happiness, but found himself as well as finding God.

As I stated above, the Cowboys, unlike every other NFL team, has the infrastructure in place to handle NFL malcontents. Calvin Hill serves in that capacity, and given Dallas' success rate with not only keeping these guys out of trouble but getting them to be productive on the field, I'd say he's doing a pretty good job. No player on the Dallas Cowboys roster has been in legal trouble, as a Dallas Cowboy. Can any other team in the league say that?

Police Blotter Reference Link from ProFootballTalk.com

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Once again, in this age of steroids, trade demands, arrests, Show Me The Money, and character issues gone wild in sports, I bring to you a positive story about an athlete.This is the story of an athlete that has inspired thousands around the world. An All-American girl next door story. Bethany Hamilton was born into a family of surfers in North Shore, Kauai in the Hawaiian Islands on February 8th, 1990. Both of her parents had moved to Hawaii from the continental United States for the surfing opportunities.

Bethany was taught how to surf by her parents. Her surfing abilities progressed very quickly and, while still 4-5 yrs old, she won first place in the "push and ride" division of a Quicksilver surfing contest.

She entered her first major surfing competition at the age of 8, the "Rell Sunn Menehune" contest on the island of Oahu at Makaka, competing in the girls seven to nine longboard, and seven to nine shortboard, taking first place in both.

With dreams of a career as a surfer, Bethany began competing more seriously at the age of 9. She won the 1999 Haleiwa Menehune Championships 23rd annual contest. In February, 2000, she placed 1st in the "11-under girls", 1st in the "15-under girls," and 2nd in the "12-under girls" division at the Volcom Puffer Fish contest.

She picked up a sponsor, Rip Curl, which aided her with her plans of becoming a professional surfer. By the Age of 13 she was a talented and accomplished surfer, well respected in the amateur surfing world. In the summer of 2003 Bethany placed 2nd in the Open Women's Division of the National Scholastic Surfing Association (NSSA). A surfing star at only 13 year old. Life was good!

But Bethany, a devout Christian, was about to have her faith as well as her very will to live tested.

This is the story as it was reported on Surfing Magazine's website:

Early last Friday morning Bethany was surfing Tunnels on Kauai's north coast with her best friend and best friend's father when what is believed to be a 12-15ft tiger shark attacked from behind, taking off her left arm just below the shoulder. She was lying flat on her board at the point of contact. Her friends father acted quickly and is credited with saving her life by torniquing her shoulder and paddling her back to shore, where she eventually passed out while waiting for the emergency ambulance. Lifeguards believe her strong water sense and positive outlook helped get her through the traumatic ordeal. Monday afternoon local Kauai time Bethany had final surgery to seal her shoulder wound and is reported to be in high spirits. The support from the Hawaiian community and the international surf community at large has been nothing short of amazing..."She had over 7000 emails in the last 24 hours from people around the world pledging their support and sending warm wishes. Following her surgery this afternoon she will now likely be home in the next 2-3 days. She looks forward to doing things she's never done before like snowboarding, photography, and other new challenges that lay before her".

Snowboarding? Photography? New challenges? The person being quoted in that 2003 interview had underrated Bethany Hamilton, as well as her faith and her fondness of surfing. She had every reason to move on, chase another dream. Hadn't she already been a success at surfing? What could be next?

After losing 60% of her blood and making it through several surgeries and the trauma of the incident, Hamilton was determined to return to surfing. After only 10 weeks of recovery, she was back on a board and surfing! Initially, she adopted a custom-made board that was longer and slightly thicker which made it easier to paddle. She had observed that she had to kick a lot more to make up for the loss of her left arm.

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In January 2004, only 3 months after the attack that should have cost her her life, Bethany returned to surf competition! Contestant officials offered to allow her to paddle out 5 minutes ahead of the other competitors in her heat. Only fair for a surfer girl with one arm, right? But Bethany refused any special treatment.



Bobbi Lee, NSSA Hawaii Conference official said "I offered to give her more time (between heats) or put her in a more favorable heat, She refused. She said she wanted to be treated like everybody else." She placed 5th in the Open Women division of that contest and hasn't looked back.


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Today, Bethany has lost her braces, gained composure before a camera and sprouted to a willowy 5 feet 11. She's a solid contender in international pro surfing contests and presides — with her family's help — over a thriving cottage industry that includes her inspirational books, videos, inspirational speaking engagements and cosmetics.


"I'd never take my arm back for anything," Bethany recently told The Advertiser. "So much good has come out of it."

So... where is she now?

Today I looked at the Association of Surfing Professionals (ASP) standings to find out. In a field of 100 in the Womens World Qualifying Series, she ranked 10th! She never gave up on her dream! Now she is traveling around the world in the circuit living out that dream. What an inspiration!

In 2004, MTV Books published Hamilton's book, Soul Surfer: A True Story of Faith, Family, and Fighting to Get Back on the Board, which describes her ordeal.


Bethany's story of turning a tragic loss into a gain has inspired thousands worldwide across a variety of forums. Take a moment and scroll through the comments on her myspace for proof. It's one of many forums where she can be found.

Some of you are aware that this is the type of story I search for. It's not the PrimaDonna athlete that's in the news for all the wrong reasons. It's the story of an athlete, even if only 18 years old, that SHOULD be in the news and held as a role model before our kids, for all the right reasons! I hope you have enjoyed this story as much as I have enjoyed putting it together.





One more thing... that talk about snowboarding...




















Well, she's pretty darn good at that too!









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Looking for that special ring that screams BLING BLING? Look at this ring that is for sale on eBay. It's an authentic 1999-2000 Los Angeles Lakers NBA Championship Ring.



I thought it was peculiar finding a Steelers Offensive play book on eBay a few months back, but this is quite a find. And it can possibly be yours with an opening bid of only $22,500!

The name of the person who originally received the ring has been cut out, so we'll never know who's desperate enough to sell this bit-o-history. Here's the eBay link, and enjoy your bidding!

Once again, in this age of steroids, trade demands, arrests, Show Me The Money, and character issues gone wild in sports, I bring to you a positive story about an athlete. It still boggles my mind that a player can get a DWI or owe a casino money, and that story is headlines all across America. Not that it isn't newsworthy, but where are the positive stories today? I guess you just have to dig a little deeper to find them.


We have grown accustomed to bad press stories like
the one where Griffin Whitman, 10 years old, got this
foul autograph from Yankees player Shelley Duncan.
Class act huh?

While scouring the web seeking information on NFC East teams, the story of Former New York Giants defensive end George Martin caught my eye. After a bit of investigating I've found he's is walking... across America to raise money for health care for the rescue workers who responded to Ground Zero on Sept. 11, 2001. Yes WALKING. Martin began his project in September, planning to walk from George Washington Bridge in New York to the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco.


8 months ago: Former New York Giants star George Martin
waves during halftime ceremonies at the Giants versus the
Green Bay Packers football game at Giants Stadium in East
Rutherford, N.J., Sunday, Sept. 16, 2007. Earlier Sunday,
Martin began a cross-country walk to raise money for sick
World Trade Center rescue and recovery workers.


For those fans outside of the NFC East who may be unaware, George Martin was a star defensive end and co-captain of the Super Bowl Champion New York Giants (1986). In Super Bowl XXI, he famously tackled Broncos quarterback John Elway for a safety in the end zone. During his 14 NFL seasons (1975-1988), Mr. Martin scored seven touchdowns (three on interception returns), which set a record for defensive linemen, surpassed this season by Miami Dolphins defensive lineman Jason Taylor. He is also a former president of the NFL Players Association.

Mr. Martin seeks to raise several million dollars to provide healthcare for 9/11 responders and increase awareness about the illnesses now affecting those who are suffering from lung disease, post traumatic stress disorder and other serious medical conditions stemming from their efforts at Ground Zero after the attacks of September 11, 2001.

Mr. Martin recently was named one of ABC News’ “Persons of the Year 2007” and also received a humanitarian award from the Heisman Trophy Trust in New York. He is currently walking across Arizona and will continue through , Arizona, and California, where the Journey will end in San Francisco at the Golden Gate Bridge in Spring 2008.

Averaging 20-25 miles per day on foot (a rate of about four miles per hour), Mr. Martin has already passed through portions of New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, Washington, DC, Virginia, Tennessee, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas, and New Mexico. His trek began at the George Washington Bridge in New York City and will end at the Golden Gate Bridge in Spring 2008.

It's been 8 months and counting since his journey began. It looks like he just might make it. He's in Arizona now! Mr. Martin’s 3,200+ mile fundraising path across the United States can be tracked online daily via a GPS system here.

So while you're reading those stories of players demanding more, remember the man that is intent on actually giving back to a city that has supported him in the past.

George Martin is a true hero who is helping to bring much needed attention and assistance to the heroes of 9/11. I applaud him for undertaking this historic journey and thank him for devoting so much of himself to a critically important cause.

Why does he do it? His own words: “It is my honor to walk across this great nation to generate awareness about and funding for the healthcare needs of those who have fallen ill as a result of their selfless sacrifices in the aftermath of September 11, 2001. We need to do all we can as a nation to help the rescue and recovery workers of Ground Zero recover from and manage their illnesses. I encourage all Americans to support the efforts of those in Washington, DC, who seek to ensure proper medical care for those who have fallen ill as a result of 9/11, and I thank all those who are contributing to “a Journey for 9/11.”

This is another feel good story that is lacking in sports coverage. George Martin is a true hero who is actually giving back and helping to bring much needed attention and assistance to the heroes of 9/11. I applaud him for undertaking this historic journey and thank him for devoting so much of himself to a critically important cause.

That snapping sound coming from Joe Lewis Arena Saturday was the Dallas Stars snapping a 10 game playoff losing streak in the building (since 1992), and Marty Turco breaking into the win column for the first time ever as a pro at the Joe.

After a rough start for Turco, losing the first 3 games in a row, he's back in stellar form and recorded his 2nd post season assist today in Detroit. He's also blocked 72 of the last 74 shots in the last 2 games, as the Stars have tightened up the series. Detroit now leads the series 3-2.

Turco is no stranger to the Joe, started his career at the University of Michigan, with whom he won 2 NCAA titles. He was drafted in the fifth round of the 1994 NHL Entry Draft by the Dallas Stars, and went on to play for Michigan that fall. Turco earned many awards in his four years at Michigan, including Rookie of the Year in 1995, Tournament MVP in 1998, and nominations to the First All-Star team in 1997, the Second All-Star Team in 1998, and the All-Tournament Team in 1996 and 1998.

This win lifted a HUGE #### off his back!



"It was a gutty performance by my team to help me get over the schneid," Turco said. "This team hasn't made any excuses for what's gone wrong. We just weren't playing well, but now we're playing a lot better. This was a big game. It feels good, but it feels more good about the situation we were in and the ability that we were able to overcome it. We thought we were going to need at least one here, and now we need two."

After the Red Wings jumping out to a 3 games to none lead, Dallas is dictating the way the game should be played, at a pace in which the defensive-minded Stars can impose their will upon the flash-and-dash Wings. Doubt is setting in for the Wings. The failure to close brings on more doubt as the intensity increases by the game in Conference Finals.

Team captain Brenden Morrow said "We know the feeling. The doubt starts creeping in. We know how tough it's going to be for them in our building."

So congrats Marty Turco! I've got my Game 6 tickets in hand, and I should (hopefully) have fully regained my voice by the time the puck drops Monday night. I'm gradually getting it back from attending game 4 in Dallas.

This is the highest level of intensity witnessed in American Airlines Center, and it's approaching the games of lore played in Reunion Arena! Deja Vu all over again!

This is an interesting story that I had to get out. Perhaps the story of Rochelle High School, a one school k-12 building with 176 students, competing on a state level is an accomplishment. But to win the event is newsworthy. To win it with ONE single athlete is remarkable.

The school doesn't even have a real track. The closest track is about 10 miles away and the team trains there.

Bonnie Richardson was the only member of the team to qualify for State competition. University Interscholastic League rules limited her to compete in only 5 events. Only? What an accomplishment in itself! So she ran. She threw. She jumped.

In the two day state track and field event, Richardson's title march began Friday when she won the gold medal in the high jump (5 feet, 5 inches), silver medal in the long jump (18-7) and was bronze in the discus (121-0).

On Saturday, she won the gold in the 200 meters in 25.03 seconds and nearly pulled off a huge upset in the 100 before finishing second (12.19) to defending state champion Kendra Coleman of Santa Anna.

When it was all over - Miss Bonnie Richardson scored 42 team points to win the Texas 1A TEAM track title, edging out team runner-up Chilton High School(36 points).

So congratulations Bonnie, who won it in the state of Texas. Not a small state or jurisdiction. This is an amazing accomplishment. By the way, she also plays tennis and led her basketball team to the state semifinals last season.

"I'd play football if my parents would let me," she said. "Not quarterback. Defense."

When it comes to Hall Of Fame inductions, some things are a given. Montana was enshrined as a 49er, Walter Payton as a Bear, and Favre will be enshrined along with his # 4 Packers jersey.

Next comes the on-the-fence group, where players have to select which teams uniform to be enshrined with. Nick Buoniconti is a classic example. Buoniconti played in five AFL All-Star games as a Patriot and was a fan favorite. He also played in a few Pro Bowls as a Miami Dolphin, and a few Super Bowls.

At his HOF induction he stated "I also want to thank my Patriot teammates who were so great. We were a team that went on the field and we played. And the AFL was a just great time in our lives. No one had any money. Matter of fact, one time we took off from Boston, stopped off in Buffalo, and picked up the Buffalo Bills on the same plane because we were trying to save money." Then he added "But, the Patriots didn't like me enough. They decided they were going to ship me off to Miami. Now, who the hell wants to play in Miami? It's 100 degrees, 100 percent humidity and you're not supposed to play football - you're supposed to go to the beach. But, I got lucky."

Buoniconti felt unwanted by the Patriots after they traded him, but never publicly criticized the Boston organization for it. He eventually opted to enter Canton's Hall Of Fame as a Miami Dolphin, after an illustrious career.














Then there's Deion Sanders. The choice will be his alone as to whether he's inducted as a member of the Falcon, 49ers, Cowboys, Redskins or Ravens. With a personality that was made for "prime time", Sanders was arguably the very best cornerback to ever play in the league, and a fan favorite on every team where he donned a jersey. Fans in each of these cities can only hope that Sanders embraces their franchise and shows his appreciation as a representative of their team.

Which brings us to the far end of the spectrum.

I read a small, paragraph long article on a player that is pondering life after the NFL, when that day finally comes. That player is none other than Terrell Owens. Owens was snubbed by the Pro Bowl voters in 2006 for... well, for being T.O.

..... ;;;;;;; ;;;;;;; Once upon a time - loved in San
.... ... ........ . ...Francisco and hated in Dallas.

He has become a team player over the last 2 seasons with Dallas, and the voters rewarded his model citizen efforts by actually voting the gifted receiver into the 2007 Pro Bowl Class. Hating on T.O. had/has always come easy to so many NFL fans.
























... ... At least the honeymoon was sweet


A kinder, team friendly Terrell Owens has presented himself in a favorable light entering his contract year? What gives? The man that played his personal contract issues out in public air throughout his career, says that's all behind him.

"For sure, I definitely want to end my career with the Dallas Cowboys, and go into the Hall of Fame as a Dallas Cowboy," said Owens. He went on to say "I'm going to let God fight that battle for me. There was a situation where the contract didn't work out in Philly. With this, I'm going to let it play out and not try to be a distraction."






















.. .. ... ... ... ... T.O... Trying to not be a distraction



These remarks were all made promoting his upcoming Wednesday, March 14 appearance on the MyNetworkTV sitcom Under One Roof. He's been contemplating acting in his life-after-football.























Maybe he'll be the first player in NFL history
not associated with any team's jersey, as he
was caught here between his stints in
Philly and Dallas


I'm not debating whether or not he's got the HOF stats and numbers, that's not the direction I'm going. Rather - I can only see one angle here. Could he be the first HOF inductee to have a mass protest staged in front of the Hall Of Fame over choosing ANY city?

I'd like some opinions of Owen's place in NFL history as it pertains to the Hall Of Fame. I'm sure the mud, dirt and rotten tomatoes will come flying. And that's just my point. If we go with the assumption that he puts up the numbers he has in the past, for a couple of more years, he's likely to get that induction. What team/city will embrace him?




Personally... My fondest memory of T.O. was the hit George Teague put on him for attempting to dance on the Star at Texas Stadium.

FSN SOUTHWEST TO REPLAY GAME 6 OF STARS-SHARKS
PLAYOFF SERIES IN CONDENSED FORMAT ON THURSDAY

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FSN Southwest will replay Game 6 of the Dallas Stars’ thrilling 2-1 Stanley Cup playoff victory over the San Jose Sharks in a two-hour condensed format on Thursday, May 8 at 11:00 a.m. CT as part of its LUNCH TIME series. The win, clinched on Brenden Morrow’s power-play goal 9:03 into the fourth overtime period early Monday morning, advanced the Stars to the Stanley Cup Western Conference Finals against Detroit.

The game, featuring Stars announcers Ralph Strangis and Daryl Reaugh, will be condensed to showcase pivotal moments, dramatic plays and turning points in a sequential fast-paced form. Postgame interviews with key contributors also will be incorporated into the coverage.

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Sign you're a hard core wheeler:

-Your email address refers to your 4 wheeler rather than to you.

- You buy new parts because you don't know where you put the spares.

- You're looking for a tow vehicle and still haven't bought furniture for your house!

- You measure all family acquisitions in terms of the number of parts that could have been purchased.

- You look at the purchase of tools as a long term investment.

- Your garage holds more vehicles than your house has rooms.

- You have enough spare parts to build another 4 wheeler.

- You even have spare parts in your cubicle at work.

- After your answer to "What did you do this weekend?" the next question is always: "And you do this for fun? Right?"

- You have a separate drawer for 'garage clothes'.

- People know you by your "off"s". "Oh, you are the one stuck in the mud at Fishing Creek last weekend!"

- Your criteria for selecting a significant other include repair skills. Air tools optional.

- You plan your wedding around the club schedule.

- You give out 4 wheel Parts Wholesalers number when a friend asks for the best hardware store.

- You hate long distance driving, but you will gladly drive 800 miles to the trail.

- You save broken car parts as " momentos".

- You know the exact story behind every one! (see above)

- You would choose a roll bar over air conditioning if it were an option.

- Your idea o####ood time is sitting around figuring out gear ratios and the ideal crawl ratio for given situations.

- When someone refers to "The Good Book", you think of "The Polaris Owners Bible"

- You own five Trucks and only one of them is street legal.

- There's a poster of Moab up on the wall next to the family portraits.

- Your video collection contains more wheeling videos then regular videos.

- Your friends call to tell you they found another way into the woods rather than to see how your doing.

- 90% of you work e-mail is wheeling related

- You keep trying to coerce your significant other to allow you to remove the doors on the mini van.

- You refer to the local construction site as "The testing ground".

- You can remember how to get to every trail you've been on but get lost going to your in-laws.

- Your daily commuter car is considered a mild trail rig.

- You base your next vehicle purchase on it's crawl ratio and what's available for it in the after market.

- You stopped washing your 4 wheeler cause it shows off the scratches.

- Your club web site is your home page.

- You'll drop a grand on new axles but the kitchen sink still leaks.

- The vacation pictures are all off road.

- You ALWAYS have your drinks on the rocks!

- Working on your 4 wheeler is considered relaxation.

- You carry more parts to the trail than home.

- You've installed or though about installing a lift on the lawn mower.

- You consider anything without 4wd-Useless.

- Your 4 wheelers and loose parts cost as much as an italian sports car.

- When someone mentions "Xtreme" your eyes light up!

- Motivation involves someone saying "you can't make it".

And the #1 Sign you're a hard core wheeler:

It's not considered a good trail ride if nothing breaks!

Get well soon!

As team building guru Bill Parcells always stated: In the player acquisition business, you need necessity to meet head on with opportunity. In the NFC East, the Giants set the bar high for draft standards, having had 7 of their draft picks from last Aprils draft contribute in their Super Bowl victory. They were called out on a few choices, the non-sexy ones. But in the end, needs were filled when necessity met opportunity in that April 2007 draft - head on...

For the fourth time since he bought the team, Jerry Jones and his Cowboys entered the draft with a pair of No. 1 picks. The Cowboy War Room was abuzz as Dallas made six draft picks and six trades.

With the 22nd overall pick, the Cowboys took Arkansas RB Felix Jones, the most explosive running back available to them in the draft - point blank. A breakaway threat speedster that compliments MB3's brute force. This is a lethal combination running game as Jones will supply the lightening alongside MB3's thunder, purportedly together in the backfield! I pondered slipping in a you tube video or 3, but we saw videos of Felix Jones breaking loose for the long touchdown time after time after time when he was selected.

Dallas then leap-frogged ahead of Houston, who was eying a cornerback, to land one of the best corners in the draft, South Florida CB Mike Jenkins, with the 25th overall pick.

Dallas spent this year's 2nd round draft pick on a local college player, Texas A&M TE Martellus Bennett. The Green Bay scouting director called Bennett the one first round tight end talent in the draft. A beast of a blocker, but in reality he'll be insurance and depth, playing behind Jason Witten. Dallas had traded TE Anthony Fasano a few days earlier to Miami (along with starting linebacker Akin Aoydele) in a salary cap clearing move.

After making four consecutive trades, Dallas was looking at the situation from a few days earlier where they had traded their 4th round pick to Tennessee for troubled suspended cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones. Jerry Jones basically robbed the Titans, assuring EVERYTHING in the trade favors Dallas. The 4th round pick is returned next year should Adam Jones either not be reinstated, or slip up again and be exiled once more from the NFL.

The deal does not include any signing bonus or other forms of