First Eric Wright, then Mark Sanchez and now Snoop Dogg gets arrested.  The list continues to grow for USC football players in trouble.  What's going on Trojans?  Stay out of the hot water.  Lendale, quit eating.  Reggie, tell your parents to just wait! 

Now, granted Snoop never played much.  He was way way down the depth chart behind all those good receivers (I'm assuming with his skinny frame and brash mouth that would be the most suitable position).  Mostly he just stood on the sidelines smelling peculiarly like sweet burnt oregano and dishing a few "Whazzizz up's" and "Trojizzzannzzz in da Hizzzouzze's" to Bizzzing and Bizzzoooty.

COME ON HOMEY, SPIZZIRAL ON DAT BIZZALL.

Seriously though, I'm wondering when the bloodletting will stop with USC.  It literally seems like the fall of the Roman Empire after their 3-year long world dominance, the building of a dynasty rivaling anything recently, if ever, seen in college football and then wham...

They get beat by Texas. 

 Was this the equivalent to the proverbial attack from the barbarians on the edge of the empire, the rise of Christianity, the lead in the plumbing system or whatever reason you subscribe to for the fall of Rome? 

I doubt it.  USC will be a power house for years to come and they will have problems for years to come like most big school programs under the scrutiny of the public eye and the NCAA.

But for now, chill homeys!  Think about what your doing.  Your actions will affect you in ways you never expected.  Especially all you future soon-to-be-rich NFL trojans in the draft.  Your actions will affect your future revenue.

Snoop said it best when he said something like keep your thoughts on your monetary matters and your monetary matters in your thoughts.  Snoop DID NOT mean fire your agent, Matt Leinart, and hire one who can possibly get you more money.  Talk to Troy.  No, not Trojan Nation.   I'm speaking of Aikman.  He'll tell you you had a perfectly good agent to begin with.

From homey to homey, just chill...to the next episode.

I recently saw a picture on a magazine with one of the future NFL draft picks dressed as Superman.  And this got me thinking.  Who would the other future draft picks represent if they were superheroes?

One day flight could be as common as fumbling in the NFL.

Here are my top ten draft picks if they were drafted as superheroes:

1.  Houston.  H-town picks Flash aka Reggie Bush.  He's everywhere and nowhere.  Even that red and gold Flash outfit looks like it could be SC practice gear.

2.  New Orleans.  If  it doesn't trade the spot, New Orleans could pick up Captain Marvel, otherwise known as Captain Leinart.   Cardinal and Gold costume. Shazam!

3.  Tennesee.   The third pick gets the Superman I saw on the magazine cover.  Vince Young.  His evil nemesis will be Wonderlic, an evil fan who throws multiple choice questions at him while he scrambles around the field to avoid them.

4.  New York Jets.  D'Brick.  The name even sounds like an updated hip-hop version of the Thing.  

5. Green Bay.  Bat Man.  The Packers choose Mario Williams, the guy who the scouts say has a tremendous wing span who'll be batting down many balls.

6.  San Francisco.  49ers pick Spiderman played by Michael Huff who spins a good web in the defensive backfield.  He ate a radioactive spider while ingesting shrimp and pancakes at IHOP.

7. Oakland.  Raiders pick Thor.  I was going to go for the obvious with AJ and call him the Hawkman or Hawkeye but he just looks way too much like Thor and I could picture a Raider player carrying a hammer out on the field.

8.  Buffalo.  Bills pick Haloti Ngata, another name for Hulk of Samoa.  He's big and mean and played for the greenest team you can play for in Oregon.  

9. Detroit.  Lions pick  Wonder Woman.  This is nothing against Jay Cutler even though he might look good in red boots.  It's just that he was the one flying that invisible plane known as the Vanderbilt football team.

10. Arizona.  Cards Pick Iron Man.  The red and Golden Armor of USC.  Wins-ton  Justice.  Doesn't that sound like a superhero name by itself?