* A controversy erupted when Alex Rodriguez, of the New York Yankees, yelled at a Toronto Blue Jays outfielder, causing him to drop the ball.  The Blue Jays players were mad because Rodriguez broke “The Code”, and there is no cheating in baseball.  Absolutely none.  Not even past players cheated the way A-Rod did!  My theory is that he did not get everything he wanted from his mysterious blonde friend.

* On Thursday, Michelle Wie shot a 14-over through 16 holes.  Only two bogeys from being banned from golf for a year, she quit with a wrist injury.  This moment reminded me of another golf warrior who was derailed by injury.   And to think we never give golfers credit for being athletes.

It is quite amazing that only two years ago, a lot of people felt Michelle Wie would become better than many male golfers.  It’s like thinking about four years ago, when NBA fans thought LeBron James had character issues, and thought Carmelo Anthony was exemplary.  Looking back, one can’t help but think, “Wow, we actually thought that?”  Also, imagine if Michelle Wie was banned from golf for a year.  She’d have to spend it with her parents.  That sucks.

* Etymology is the study of the origin of words.  For example, both pity and pain are derived from the Greek work splankhnon, which means “deep movement of the bowels.”  Therefore, when Mr. T. exclaimed, “I pity the fool,” in Rocky III, he was really saying, “when I see fools, I #### my pants.”  And when he said, “I predict pain,” he meant, “I predict ####ing.”  And he’d fit right in Pakistan.

* Amazingly, Wilt Chamberlain never missed a game for groin fatigue. 

* Some people have way too much free time, and it’s a great thing.

* Memo to Reggie Evans: You have a future in rugby.

* Whenever we start writing comments such as "Notre Dame fans are crazy," or "USC fans are nuts," or "the WNBA's fan is psychotic," remeber one thing: we are not Arkansas fans.

(This site is funny, only because it issues the first ever PDF Warning.  Oh no!  What ever will I do?  I will be forced do read documents I can not edit!  Oh, the humanity!)

* If you were wondering, “What could possibly be better than the first two games of the Piston-Cavs series,” I have found one answer.

* The Reggie Bush Investigation: Stuff is getting done, and people are “convinced”.  Fortunately, we will only have to wait two more days for justice.

* Congratulations to Billy Donovan, who is now the head coach of the Orlando Magic.  Although some may say that he is getting a tremendous pay raise to move from one whining player to another, you can’t pass up the opportunity to coach the player once referred to as “Europe's version of LeBron James.”  Maybe Billy could use some lessons in planning ahead.

* Since I am the world’s foremost proponent of moose racing, I believe that Chad Johnson’s race with a horse should be followed by Terrell Owens racing a moose.  In an illogical world, it’s the logical conclusion to TO’s career.

(BTW: I have no idea how this ended up under NFL.  It's all good though, yay NFL post that starts with A-Rod jokes!)