Howard Stern has his wack pack and I have mine...watch a guy with the biggest head on the planet get baseballs thrown at his head, tussle with a mascot and ride a merry-go-round. Mostly just marvel at the size of his head.
Hit the triangle to play the video...
Submit a picture of someone with a bigger head and I'll send you a FOX Sports hat...for real
Richie and his boys...
Ballpark Cuisine...
Nothing says going to the ballpark to watch a game like...Sushi??? That's right sushi...at the Tiger Den in Comerica Park
But let's get real...how about a Kielbasa with peppers and onions...personally, I'm not a big fan of the neon yellow mustard but overall it was pretty solid
Accidents will happen....
Sights and Sounds...
Miguel Cabrera with some fans......Matt Joyce went into the stands to sign some autographs
Kickin' It Old School...
And of Course...
Gotta love a good fireman carry
Flat brimmed hat Joba Chamberlain style and glitter eyelashes
Not sure what is more disturbing...that this girl let Richie pick her up or that she kissed him
She was reluctant to go up but happy once she got there
Don't forget to watch FOX Saturday baseball every Saturday at 3:30 PM ET/12:30 PT
A Visit to the Anheuser Busch Brewery in St. Louis...
We went to the brewery to see why Bud tastes so good...not only did we find out the answer but we got a really cool pair of work goggles.
Hit the triangle to watch the video...
I might have glossed over the 7 steps that go into making Bud the "Great American Lager" but let's be honest - it's hard to remember everything when free samples are involved.
I do recall that they use 13 types of hops to make Bud...that's impressive if you ask me (and I am now a deputized Budweiser brewmaster).
Bottom Line - Budweiser=good
Kickin' It Old School
Fans, Fans, Fans...
Even though we were at Busch Stadium it was the Cubs fans that represented
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Suprisingly, a big and enthusiastic crowd gathered when the 2 girls started fighting
Last week Screwballs was invited to be on "The Nightly Scoreboard," a nightly show on FOX Business Channel. Hosted by the incomprabrle David Asman, Scoreboard is one of the best hottest and most cutting edge shows out there today (at least that what their producers told us).
Hit the triangle to watch the video....
If I came off a little nervous it's because I was...but at least I wasn't in a bad suit like Fidelman...sorry Wayne.
And of Course...
If you've ever watched FOX Business Channel you will know my next pick-up...Sandra Smith
I set her up with my patened "Can we take a picture together"
And then the follow: "I think I blinked...can we take another?"
I think she was surprised
FYI - Those lines are trademarked and will be featured in my upcoming book: "How to Pick Up Women...Literally"
Behind the Scenes...
Want to have a laugh at my expense? Check out this video of me getting my make-up put on. It wasn't as much fun as I thought it would be.
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Next time I think I'll request a little less foundation and maybe add some blush.
DON'T FORGET TO WATCH FOX SATURDAY BASEBALL EVERY SATURDAY AT 3:30 PM ET/12:30 PM PT
In an effort to give back to the game I take few minutes on Friday to show my old friend, Jose Reyes, a new handshake. It is a mild shake that still packs a lot of punch.
Both Jose and I are professionals so please don't try this out at home without proper supervision.
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I think he liked it...Don't forget to watch the Mets - Phillies game on Saturday to see if Jose uses "The Screwballs Shake."
Old School Jersies:
Ken Rosenthal Knows It All:
Question: Who is the best MLB insider in the game (and my best friend)?
Answer: Ken Rosenthal
Be the first to see the new "Ken Rosenthal Knows it All" video that's sweeping across the nation. Starring: Shane Victorino, The Phillie Phanatic, Greg Luzinksi and Ken Rosenthal.
Check out the surprise eneding...at least it was a surprise to Ken
Hit the triangle to play the video:
Sights and Sounds:
Don't go to Citizens Bank Park and not go to Bull's BBQ - Owned by former Phillie Greg Luzinski...Not only does he have the best food at the park but he also has a great new BBQ sauce for home use - no word if Ken Rosenthal bought any.
Item eaten this week: Cheesesteak with wiz and peppers (at Pat's), cheesesteak at Tony Luke's, pulled pork sandwich at Bull's BBQ, cherry water ice.
And of Course:
Posting a Screwballs blog and not posting my pickup pics would be equivalent to Billy Joel doing a concert and not singing "Piano Man" - so this week's pickups are dedicated to you Pete.
Thanks to Palubinsky for letting me pickup his girlfriend (below)
One of my personal favorites of all-time
DON'T FORGET TO WATCH FOX SATURDAY BASEBALL - EVERY SATURDAY AT 3:30 PM ET/ 12:30 PM PT
This Week's Games: Mets at Phillies or Dodgers at Braves or Inians at Twins
NOTE: In what my producer is convinced is the first sign of the apocalypse...I was recognized for the first time ever for my exploits on this blog...I take this opportunity to say thanks to my #1 fan
Yankees Pitcher, and master of the flat brimmed hat, Joba Chamberlain took one look at the bent rim on FOX Sports hat and had felt the need to intervene.
Joba gives me a hands on lesson on how wear my lid. Ever the perfectionist, Joba doesn't quit until the job is done. Thanks Joba
The Boston Red Cups
I meet a lot of people on the road. Some stranger than others...but none stranger than the BOSTON RED CUPS.
Dressed up in life size Dixie Red Cups (and nothing else) they run wild around Fenway, chasing cars, supporting their Sox and harrasing any Yankee fans that dare to encroach on their turf.
These guys are out of their mind...Check out the video and see for yourself
Reading Is Fun With Tim McCarver and Jonathan Papelbon:
Before the game on Friday Jonathan Papelbon read through Tim McCarver's new book "Diamond Gems" while Tim McCarver read/looked at the pictures in Jonathan Papelbon's new book "Pitching With The Papelbons" - BUY THEM BOTH
After Tim finished. Papelbon was kind enough to read to me.
I think this might have been the 1st bedtime story ever read in the dugout at Fenway - still waiting to hear back from Guiness.
In fact the RED CUPS like "Diamond Gems" so much they made it the first book in their book club...watch the video and see for yourself...
Sights and Sounds...
I get Ken Rosenthal ready for his interviews and my artistic shot of the week.
A-Rod, Johnny Damon and Big Papi catch up.
The Red Cups, Red Sox Cheerleaders and a bowling pin
And of Course...
DON'T FORGET TO WATCH THE YANKEES TAKE ON THE SOX - SATURDAY AT 3:30 PM ET / 12:30 PM PT
Thanks to the Joba Chamberlain, Jonathan Papelbon, Tim McCarver, the Red Sox Cheerleaders and the Boston Red Cups.
Friday night's game was rained out. The tarp was on the field most of the day and not too many players were out on the field.
Due to the rain I wasn't able to give any batting tips to the Braves...sorry boys, maybe next time
What do players do when it rains? You can watch and see what Braves pitcher Tom Glavine does
I apologize for the lame music. We are experimenting with some new musical samplings and I promise better beats next week. I don't apologize for the plug of Tim's new book "Diamond Gems"
Food For Thought...
You can't go to Atlanta without going to "The Varsity" - an Atlanta institution where the counter people wear paper hats and serve up chili cheese dogs, burgers, onion rings and fries. And for dessert you have to have a frosted orange.
I personally want to thank "The Varsity" for letting me pull a shift there while I was in town and allowing me to supplement my paltry pay. I'm still wearing that paper hat.
Don't forget to watch FOX SATURDAY BASEBALL - 3:30 PM ET/12:30 PM PT
Lenny Dykstra aka "Nails" aka "The Dude," formerly a fiery centerfielder for the Mets and Phillies, currently an investment guru and author of the financial newsletter "THE DYKSTRA REPORT" is about to launch his newest project; a magazine aimed at professional athletes, aptly named the "THE PLAYERS CLUB - Keep Living The Dream."
Below is the inaugural cover featuring Derek Jeter
While Dykstra was playing he was part of two of the most colorful clubhouses in recent memory...the 1986 New York Mets and the 1993 Philadelphia Phillies.
Each team had tons of players that were labeled anything from characters to free spirits to bad boys to outlaws to worse. Screwballs wants to find out who was the most colorful character of them all...we let you the fans decide.
It's our won version of March Madness - the 1986 Mets vs the 1993 Phillies - the candidates:
1986 Mets: Darryl Strawberry, Keith Hernandez, Roger McDowell, Wally Backman, Nails (the NY version) and Mr. Met
1993 Phillies: Mitch "Wild Thing" Williams, John Kruk, Darren "Dutch Dalton, Pete Incaviglia, Nails (the Philly Version) and the Philadelphia Phanatic
New York Nails vs The Philly Dude: Mets fans remember the 1986 NLCS (game 3) vs the Astros. The Philly Dude sported a bigger frame and more chew. Traded to PHI for Juan Samuel...that's still a tough one for Mets' fans to stomach.
Pete Incaviglia vs Darryl Strawberry: Inky vs Straw. 'Nuf Ced - Probably the most intriguing match-up in all the brackets.
Keith Hernandez vs John Kruk: Hernadez was the smoother both on the field and off. Kruk ate more - you decide. A great battle of polar opposites.
Roger McDowell vs Mitch Williams: McDowell could always be counted on for a good hot foot or lighting off fireworks in the dugout. The "Wild Thing" featured a full throttle delivery and was always entertaining. Joe Carter anyone
Wally Backman vs Darren Daulton: Backman and Dykstra were affectionately known as the "Wild Boys" while in New York and Backman sported a killer moustache.
"Dutch," as Daulton was known, was the leader of that Philly team and had the long flowing locks that were in style (maybe) in '93.
The Philly Phanatic vs Mr. Met: Kind of an easy one. From his famous feuds with Tommy Lasorda to his animated antics with players, fans and umpires alike it has to be the Phanatic. Footnote - The Phanatic is Tim McCarver's favorite mascot.
So...who was the most colorful character of them all...leave a post and weigh in - A free FOX Sports hat sent to the best reply.
Watch FOX Saturday Baseball this Saturday at 3:30 PM ET/12:30 PM PT
Mets at Braves or White Sox at Tigers or Dodgers at Padres
The first baseball game at the L.A. Coliseum since the Dodgers played their last game there back in 1961 ...
A possible record crowd of 115,300 for a baseball game? (The people at Guinness will let you know on Monday) ...
Tons of passionate Dodger and Red Sox fans hurling insults at each other ...
This was a game you didn't want to miss.
With the left-field foul pole only 201 feet away, a huge netting was in place to keep the balls in the yard. The Teams played with five infielders and two outfielders for most of the night. The dugouts consisted of tarp with a metal bench under it.
The fans did the wave, and even some players on the Red Sox bench joined in.
Big Papi and the Case of the Woo Woo...
Maybe you've heard him do it before, maybe this will be your first time. I heard it for the first time at Fenway last year after ALCS Game 7, when Big Papi addresssed the crowd. He punctuated his World Series guarantee with it -- with what? With a "Woo Woo."
Screwballs correspondant Nathali Parker went to Big Papi to find out why ...
Guys that played Cops on TV in the '80s Like Baseball
'80s TV cops Don Johnson, aka "Sonny Crockett" from the show "Miami Vice," and Fred Dryer, aka "Hunter" from the show "Hunter," were at the game.
Dryer hung on the field while Johnson sat next to his "Tubbs" for the game, Commissioner Bud Selig (not pictured). Both were in brown leather jackets - a coincidence or something more?
I wondered all night who would win in a battle of '80s cops. I have to think it would have been Hunter, although I think it's a worthy discussion topic without a clear-cut answer. Any thoughts, post 'em.
Don't Drink and Sing...
I don't know what I like more about this guy, his enthusiasm or his satin cut-off Steve Yeagar Dodger jacket ...
Food For Thought...
I usually review some food at the ballpark each week. But after seeing this sign in the L.A. Coliseum, I lost my appetite (and since it's really only a football stadium, I don't feel that bad)
And after seeing Derrick (owner of the stand?), I was even more disturbed.
Sights and Sounds...
Someone actually has (and wears) an Eric Karros jersey - I was just as shocked as you. Lasorda and Manny pose for the cams (unfortunately not exactly at mine)
Former Dodger Steve Garvey (he's still got picture-perfect hair). Former Dodger Don Newcombe (still got that cool hat) Kareem Abdul-Jabbar hangs with (and above) Coco Crisp.
Kareem threw out some type of ceremonial pitch during the game, and he bounced it bad. He did, however ,have the presence of mind to get the ball back and do a "sky hook" to the catcher that got a huge ovation from the crowd.
My most artistic shot of the day ... Jason Varitek through the backstop netting
And of Course...
The funnest part of my day, and probably your favorite. The Pickups.
Sonny McLean's (a local L.A. watering hole that is the home of Red Sox Nation West) came 250 people strong to support their Sawx. They go up easy with no explanation needed.
It was all fun and games until a "Wally" imposter tried to steal my move - Not Cool Wally
DON'T FORGET TO TUNE IN THIS SATURDAY AT 3:30 PM ET/12:30 PT ON FOX
WEEK 1: METS at BRAVES or WHITE SOX at TIGERS or DODGERS at PADRES
What's the best part of my job? Picking up girls (literally, not figuratively) without any doubt. What does it have to do with my job or baseball? Nothing really but people seem to enjoy it...so why not.
Thanks to Tina Cervasio for being such a good sport. Not really sure how she feels about having a picture of me picking her up in the Red Sox dugout come up when you google her name. I thought it was cool.
This year I'm going to attempt to pickup Erin Andrews. A challenge but one I think that I'm up to.
Jimmy Rollins will probably want to take me out to a nice dinner in Philly week 3 to thank me for teaching him that new batting stance last season. Attention all MLB players...I'm very approachable and would be happy to give you a few tips...worked out pretty well for Jimmy.
Last year we fell a little short in our bid to help Mr. Met into the Mascot Hall of Fame - who will we get into a Hall of Fame this season?
Don't forget MLB on FOX coverage begins next Saturday at 3:30 PM ET/12:30 PM PT
Week 1 Games:
Mets at Braves - Featuring my emotional reunion with Ken Rosenthal White Sox at Tigers Dodgers at Padres
Howard Stern may have the likes of Beetlejuice and Captain Janks but check out "Screwballs" Wack Pack.
Meet Freddy "Sez" - Ever hear a metal clanking during a game at Yankee Stadium? Freddy, his pan and spoon and motivational signs are a staple at Yankee home games. Ask nicely enough and you too can take a BLEEP on his pan.
Meet the Biggest Head in Sports Television - aka Richie Corbello (the guy on the right)
This picture doesn't really do justice to how big Richie's head really is...Actual measurements of his head: 7 inches wide, 11 inches long and a 26 inch circumfrence. Don't think that's big...measure your head and then let me know what you think.
We also had 2 guys that dressed up in lifesize red dixie cups (and little else) aka The Boston Red Cups, the singing beer guy from U.S. Cellular Field and of course Ronny Woo Woo - Cubs super fan.
Meet them all - play the video
Look for all these guys to be back in 2008.
SCREWBALLS CHALLENGE OF THE WEEK
Know someone with a bigger head than Richie? Send me a pic or video to prove it and I'll send you a FOX Sports T-shirt.
WATCH FOX SATURDAY BASEBALL - STARTING APRIL 5th at 3:30 PM ET/12:30 PM PT
The 2008 season has officially started. Unfortunately, our first game isn't for another 13 days (METS at BRAVES SATURDAY - APRIL 5th - 3:30 PM ET ON FOX - WATCH IT)...so until the new content comes in we will be taking a look back at some of the great (and not so great) moments from 2007.
With the Red Sox and A's squaring off in Japan I though; why not look back at some of our time in Boston.
This Saturday we will be live from the LA Memorial Coliseum to cover the Red Sox and Dodgers exhibition game. Over 100,00 tickets have been sold...traffic will be a nightmare but we will (hopefully) bring you the 1st look at the hairdo that Eric Karros will be sporting for the 2008 season - (he still won't return my calls so we are not completely sure he will be in attendance)
Next week we will have an interview with Lenny Dykstra and coverage from the launch party of his new magazine "Players Club; Keep Living The Dream." - "Nails" dishing out financial advice to athletes...you couldn't make this stuff up if you tried.
Can you guess which of the pictures is really Lenny Dykstra and which is a guy with a mohawk in a Lenny Dykstra jersey - does it really matter?
Have a question you want me to ask Lenny - let me know - I'll ask it
WATCH FOX SATURDAY BASEBALL - STARTING APRIL 5th at 3:30 PM ET/12:30 PM PT
Welcome back faithful fans...it's been a long offseason but Screwballs is back...and my grammar hasn't improved at all. I welcome you all back with an interview...
He won 288 games in the majors, has a major surgery named after him, has never heard the saying 'You can't trust a guy with 2 last names' and has the scouting report for getting Tim McCarver out at the plate...he is none other than former MLB pitcher Tommy John.
Screwballs sat down with the former Indian, White Sox, Dodger, Yankee, Angel and A's pitcher to see what he had to say...
SCREWBALLS: What is Tommy John up to these days?
TOMMY JOHN: MGM re-released 3 great baseball movies. Bull Durham, Eight Men Out and The Pride of the Yankees. The movies are great and have tons of extras. There's an interview with Charlie Sheen for Eight Men Out, audio commentary with Tim Robbins and Kevin Costner for Bull Durham and on ThePride of the Yankees, an interview with Curt Shilling.
I'm particularly fond of Pride of the Yankees since I do a lot of work for ALS. 1 person gets ALS every 90 minutes and 1 person dies of it every 90 minutes.
SCREWBALLS: How did you get involved in the fight against ALS?
TOMMY JOHN: My friend and teammate Catfish Hunter had it. He called us all over to his house and told us he had ALS. He told us he was going to fight it as hard as he could and that he probably wouldn't beat it. He said he wanted to turn the fight over to his bullpen and that we were his bullpen so I took it to heart.
SCREWBALLS: You won 288 games yet your legacy might be "Tommy John Surgery"
TOMMY JOHN: I hear my name mentioned 2, 3,4 times a day and it's one of the things I'll be known for. When I had the surgery Dr. Jobe told me there was a 5% chance that I would pitch again...and that was better than the 0% chance I had to pitch without it.
Last year I had 8 guys on the team I managed have the surgery. (Bridgeport Bluefish in the Atlantic League). If you know anyone out there I'm looking for a few good catchers.
SCREWBALLS: Any guys that you managed with the Staten Island Yankees that we should look out for?
TOMMY JOHN: Jeff Marquez. He throws hard...in the mid-ninties. He just has to find out what he has to do be successful. There's power and there is pitching. Throw hard but only as hard as you effectively can.
SCREWBALLS: With this being the last year at Yankee Stadium...what was your greatest memory there?
TOMMY JOHN: 1981...we were playing the Brewers in the first round of the playoffs. That summer my son Travis was two and a half and he fell out of a 3rd story window. He was in a coma for seventeen days. Mr. Steinbrenner had him throw the first pitch out during the 3rd game of the series vs the Brewers, which I was pitching. The entire crowd was chanting his name. Reggie Jackson carried him out and he threw the first pitch to Rick Cerrone. it was a game that I will never forget.
SCREWBALLS: Do you remember facing Tim McCarver?
TOMMY JOHN: I seemed to draw Steve Carlton all the time when we faced the Phillies. And I loved to pitch against Carlton because you'd have McCarver and Carlton hitting 8th and 9th. I could get those two guys out pretty good. At least better than Mike Scmidt and Greg Luzinski.
SCREWBALLS: What was your game plan for getting McCarver out?
TOMMY JOHN: Fastballs down and in and curveballs away.
To get involved and help find the cure for ALS go to: www.alsa.org to find out more
Keep tuning in for more Screwballs all season long...and yeah, don't forget to watch the FOX Saturday Game of the Week. Check your local listing for games in your area.
Homecoming weekend - Oregon St. Beavers against the USC Trojans
Why Do People Love College Football...
The Girls...
The Food...
The Football Traditions...like Tommy Trojan
The Many Different Ways to Enjoy Beer
And Guys Like This...Hit Triangle to Watch Video and See for Yourself...
(Swearing deleted for your own good)
Think you can do better than that guy? Submit your video to FOX FAN TV and you could win a trip to New Orleans for a behind-the-scenes experience at the BCS Championship
Last week a disturbing thing happened...my girl "picking-up" skills were called into question by "Unsilent Majority" (of Kissing Suzy Kolber and Deadspin fame).
Imagine this...someone having the audacity to question the move that I pionered and brought to the internet.
So "Unsilent Majority," this halloween edition of "Screwballs" is for you
Picking her up made me hungry...which made her laugh
This girl almost blew out my ear drum..............Left foot - green - A game of Twister nearly breaks out
Knowing where Kansas is paid dividends
And The Winner Is...
Screwballs 1st Annual Best Halloween Costume Award was won by the following fan...
Check back soon for more of the baseball content you know and love
With the World Series over I was finally able to get some blogging done...Check out the scene on the field after the Red Sox won it all
The old saying is true - all athletes want to be bloggers and all bloggers want to be athletes...Don't belive me? Just check out Mike Lowell just moments after being named World Series MVP - in awe of his favorite blogger...Me!
A-Rod or Mike Lowell - Who do Red Sox Nation want playing 3rd base next year? Hit the triangle to play the video and hear for yourself
Sights and Sounds...
Dice-K is blown away to learn that "Screwballs" is even more popular in Japan than in the U.S.
Kevin Youkilis comes prepared with his unofficially licensed champagne celebration googles
Big Papi....Coco Crisp takes a minute to reflect with the World Series Trophy
Mike Timlin and Dustin Pedroia
The Shield...
Red Sox fan and star of "The Shield" Michael Chiklis and I hang out on the field
Are you a fan of "The Shield?" If so, prepare for a great final season of the show...one which Michael Chiklis (aka Vic Mackey) personally told me would "blow my mind."
Friends of the Blog (FOTB)...
I spend a little time with Red Sox field reporter (and FOTB) Tina Cervasio
as FOX sideline reporter (and FOTB) Ken Rosenthal looks on - he doesn't like it when I talk to other sideline reporters
And of Course...
Keep checking back for new material...thanks for reading