1.  You are murmuring a blogger's name while you're drunk.
2.  You dreamed of a person whose name is from the blog.
3.  You're at home blogging instead of doing something worthwhile.
4.  You spent the whole day blogging.
5.  You impersonated a blogger.
6.  You have thousands of avatars ready.
7.  You have hundreds of accounts ready.
8.  You ask your wife/husband to read some stuff from the blog.
9.  You are coming home and thinking "blogger's name aka (a nickname you try to make for him)"
10. You're grammar is wrong.
11. You spell words incorrectly.
12. You start believing in a blogger's lies.
13. You post these topics.
14. You go to your friend's house because your internet connection was disconnected.
15. You smile and mention that blogger's name while inside the toilet doing some stuff.
16. You are blogging while playing poker.
17. You stay up all night blogging.
18. You are making up new words that are not in the dictionary.
19. You keep on hitting the refresh button to check if a new blog is posted so that you can be the first one to post a comment on it.
20. You say that work is a nuisance in blogging.

That's all I can come up with.  Please feel free to add more.