'Tis the Season... And all that excrement... Here are some stocking stuffers sure to bring a smile on that special day!

With Vitriol and a Drum roll, here is the New Yuk Tymes Top Ten Really Thin Books.

10. "Why We Don't Need a Playoff System; Fairness and Compelling Bowl Scheduling".  by the NCAA 

9. "Personal Restraint and Class; What has Made me a Superbowl Champ" By Terrell Owens

8. "Excellence in Work Ethic; We're talkin' bout Practice... Practice..." by Allen Iverson

7. "How not to Plagerize the Blogosphere; Original Content and Hard Hitting Analysis- The Winning Recipe" By the Inside the NFL Crew

6. "Profiles in Courage Redux- Backpeddling Through Life- Cuz That's How I Roll..." A morality play by Carmello Anthony

5. "Tanks for the Memories- How to Discipline  In Today's NFL" by the entire Chicago Bears Organization

4. "Organizational Excellence" by Matt Millen

3. "Marketing an Exciting Sport in an Exciting Way- A How To" by the NHL

2. "Class" by Isiah Thomas

1. "Romo-Netics- how to Parlay 8 Games into a Canton Bust" By The Big Tuna

There it is- if you would like to add your really thin book to the comments please do so!

Happy Holidays

LJ