Why is the foul pole called the foul pole if it’s in fair territory?

How can Barry Bonds’ head be twice the size it was 10 years ago because of his ‘arthritic cream’ and not because of steroids?

Why is US Cellular Field sometimes still half empty even after the White Sox won the World Series?

Why, if the Bears had the 2^nd best defense in the league last year, would they spend all but two of their draft picks on defensive players?

Why do you have to like either the Cubs or Sox and not be a both-fan?

How come it seems like the only hockey team in Chicago is the Wolves?

Why would the Bears draft a player whose name is Danieal (pronounced Danielle)?

Why do Cub fans waste more energy cheering against the White Sox than they do cheering against the Cardinals?

Why do people want Pete Rose (who admitted to wrong doing) in the Hall of Fame and not Shoeless Joe Jackson (who was found not guilty by a jury)?

How can people not consider Secretariat an athlete?

Why, if the Cubs have so much money, can’t they ever hold on to star players? (See Rafael Palmeiro, Greg Maddux, Lou Brock)

Why, as of the time I’m writing this column, have the Cubs yet to find a player who can hit with Derrek Lee injured?

Why can’t they check in girls’ lacrosse?

Why, even after the Sox won the World Series, did Sports Authority have only Cubs merchandise?

How come everyone blames Steve Bartman for the NLCS demise when he had nothing to do with losing game 7?  Or the error by Alex Gonzales, for that matter.

Why can’t you turn on SportsCenter without seeing an update on the Duke Lacrosse scandal?  Or Barry Bonds’ home run count?

Why is there a commercial after the touchdown and also after the kickoff?