You’re the instigator, the orator of the town. You’re the worst when you converse, just a big mouth clown. You talk when you’re awake, I heard you talk when you sleep. Has anyone ever told you, that talk is cheap? -Run DMC
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Add another guy to the guys I hate list. Add Joey Porter. I want him dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna #### on ashes! So Joey Porter said, “If it’s not Tom Brady, it shouldn’t be that hard.” So Joey Porter said, “It’ll be good to go out and get our first victory.” When will these cats learn? Remember when Anthony Smith guaranteed a win? Huh? Do ya? After Anthony Smith opened his mouth, the Patriots made a statement of their own. Remember what happened to him? He got embarrassed. He got lit up. Victimized early and often. That’s what. Nobody circles the wagons like the New England Patriots. Not the Buffalo Bills. Not nobody.
The Patriots circled the wagons back in Super Bowl XXXIX. Back in Super Bowl XXXIX when loudmouth receiver Freddie Mitchell opened his big fat yapper. His big fat trapper. His big fat flapper. Mitchell, a starter only because All-Pro T.O. was hurt, said he just knew the numbers, not the names, of New England’s cornerbacks. He did say he knew #37. Said he had something for #37. All he had for #37 was one catch for eleven yards, and that came with 2:44 left in the game. As for #37, he had the last laugh. He picked off Donovan McNabb’s pass intended for tight end L.J. Smith with nine seconds to play to nail down New England’s 24-21 victory over Philadelphia in Super Bowl XXXIX. Hoorah!
Then there was this:
Which led to this:
The Chargers had to know that you can’t have a signature dance or prop and not expect it to get used against you if things go bad. The Honky Tonk Man knew there was always a chance that somebody would take his guitar and smash it over his head. The Patriots took Shawn Merriman’s guitar and smashed it over his head. The Chargers have been crying ever since.
Now it’s Joey Porter’s turn. This is what the Patriots are going to do to Porter and the Fins:
You're a talented writer, but this one, you're gonna eat. Look at the stats against the Jets. Dont judge by the Cardinals game, that is a good football team. They would hammer the Pats right now too. You Bostonians will have to quit opening YOUR big fat flappers after the Phins shock you. All that being said...Joey Porter is a ####, lol. He talks so much, but doesn't back anything up. He kicked the ball off the tee in week 1, and that was the last I heard his name. He is only embarrassing himself, I wonder if he realizes that...
I guess he backed up his words with his actions, I'll look back to see if you give him his props and eat a lil crow? It's only 1 game in a long season, but in THIS 1 GAME the Phins were best and Porter backed up his actions.
I don't like Joey Porter but I have to say, it was kind of funny when he kicked that ball off the tee against the Jets. He is a dumbazz but surprisingly, they backed up the smack talk.
Maybe he knew something no one else knew? I can't believe Ronnie Brown had 4 td's and threw 1! I know Brady is out but that is NO EXCUSE for the way the Patriots played (allegedly) defense. I started them in a fantasy league because they were supposed to be one of the best options but that did not quite work out.
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