josh q. public
by: JoshQPublic
Manny Has Done Did It Again
Apr 15, 2008 | 12:43PM | report this
  

Josh Q. Public:  Well I’ve been thinking ’bout all the places we’ve surfed and danced and all the places we’ve missed, so let’s get back together and do it again.  -Beach Boys

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  The greatest right handed hitter to ever don a Red Sox uniform has done did it again.  The greatest right handed hitter in the history of baseball has done did it again.  Manny Ramirez has done did it again.  Manny Ramirez’s two-run bomb off the Bayonne Bleeder, Joe Borowski, in the top of the ninth was the winner winner chicken dinner.  The ninth winner winner chicken dinner in Manny’s career.  The third winner winner chicken dinner as a Red Sox.  And when I say winner winner chicken dinner, you know what I’m talking about boyyyyyy.  I’m talking about a go-ahead homer in the ninth inning or later.  No such thing as clutch.  Bill James can eat my shorts.  I’m more of a Siwoffian statistician anyway.  Big Papi ain’t right.  That much is clear.  Manny is right.  Right as rain.  Well, that’s all right, mama.  That’s all right for you.  That’s all right mama, just anyway you do.  Manny did in the top of the ninth.  Two outs.  One on.  All tied up.  Manny saunters up.  You knew it.  I knew it.  Bill James knew it.  Gone!  Connectamundo.  Power pose.  Why pitch to this cat?  Eck tried it.  Wow!  Joe Girardi tried it over the week-end.  See what happens?  Manny makes you pay.  That’s what happens.  That’s the way it is with a wiseguy partner.  He gets his money no matter what.  You got no business?  #### you, pay me.  You had a fire?  #### you, pay me.  The place got hit by lightning and World War Three started in the lounge?  #### you, pay me.  Hold it now, hold it now, hit it.  Manny is the greatest hitter in baseball today.  He hits with power.  He hits to the opposite field.  He hits with two strikes.  He hits and he hits and he hits.  Roll Sox roll!

Public Acknowledgements:  Chuck Wepner, Jeff Gordon, Beastie Boys, Elvis and Goodfellas

Public Spectacle:

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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Hanahan
Apr 15, 2008
1:05 PM
JQP...Well I'll be damned, it IS you. About effin' time you came back. I know, "You try to get out, but we keep pulling you back in." You know you can't let little things like family or a career get in the way of entertaining us. Just tell the Bobs that you have better things to do.

JoshQPublic
Apr 15, 2008
1:10 PM
in the flesh. thanks han.

tophatal
Apr 15, 2008
1:27 PM
JoshQ
That's just Manny being Manny and that's what he does best. Just like it's Paris being Paris as it's what she does best.

paris_hilton




tophatal ..........

YeeMum_
Apr 15, 2008
1:29 PM
But seriously, how do you feel about the guy?

WB

blue@orange
Apr 15, 2008
2:01 PM
1. where you been caped cruisader?
2. i find your manny love easier to read than your ovechkin love, at least he's in Bean town.
3. i can't argue, this guy is the best clutch hitter in baseball, has been for years
4. wheres that c. Webb post you were gonna write.
5. check my last post, pure Yankee hate!!
6. could use a good ol 1-10 public knowledge post!
7. where you been?
8. where you been? to long!
9. seriously?
10.where you been?

blue@orange
Apr 15, 2008
2:03 PM
and we here in jersey know theres only one true bayonne bleeder. love the chuck reference!!

JoshQPublic
Apr 15, 2008
2:21 PM
hey blue,
i write this blog at my own site. it's just been too much managing both. i'll post when i can. i'll see what i can do about c-web.

pumpdude
Apr 15, 2008
4:38 PM
just getting started josh....Dbacks

props

slshusker
Apr 15, 2008
5:08 PM
Manny see ball.
Manny hit ball.
Manny get check.

boomersusan
Apr 15, 2008
7:31 PM
Well I’ve been thinking ’bout all the places we’ve surfed and danced and all the places we’ve missed, so let’s get back together and do it again.

will send this news to the crazy sports lovers on ^^^^^meetwealthyboomer.com.........
.

bosox61
Apr 15, 2008
8:56 PM
Geez Josh, you can't just not show up for a week and not have folks worried. I even e-mailed you lookin' for ya. The next step was to call my daughter in Teaneck and have her start a search.

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