josh q. public
by: JoshQPublic
Patriots: Like Sherman Through Richmond
Jan 31, 2008 | 6:07AM | report this

Josh Q. Public:  I’m the king of rock, there is none higher.  Sucker MC’s should call me sire.  To burn my kingdom, you must use fire.  I won’t stop rockin’ till I retire.  -Run DMC

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Like my main man IDAK Alpha 12 always says:  Crush!  Kill! Destroy!  Crush!  Kill!  Destroy!  All right.  Let’s do this.  The one you’ve been waiting for.  Anticipating for.  Roller skating for.  From here to the Golden Gating for.  Patriots/Giants.  Super Bowl XLII.  Sunday!  Sunday!  Sunday!  All I can say to the Giants is this:  Give it up.  Give it up.  Baby give it up.  Abandon hope all ye who enter here.  Welcome to hell.  This game has nothing to do with Eli.  This game has nothing to do with Plax.  This game has nothing to do with Brandon Jacobs or Ahmad Bradshaw. This game has nothing to do with the Giants defense.  Nothing to do with the Giants, period.  Nothing at all.  This game has everything to do with the New England Patriots.  The greatest team to ever roam the planet.  The juggernaut Patriots.  The sluggernaut Patriots.  The punch you in the muggernaut Patriots.  This game has everything to do with Tom Brady.  Tom Brady is the best quarterback that has ever been borned.  Tom Brady is the King of the post-season.  NFL record for most consecutive wins in the post season.  Three Super Bowl victories.  Two Super Bowl MVPs.  Most completions in a Super Bowl game.  Tom Brady threw for an NFL record, fifty touchdowns this year.  Tom Brady has thrown a paltry eight interceptions this year.  Tom Brady has gone deep on everybody.  Everybody.  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed for Tom Brady.  The Giants won’t be able to find a prayer in the Bible.  I can’t do nuttin’ for you man.  Go lean on Shell’s answer man.  You jumped out of the jelly into a jam.  The best they can hope is for the Patriots to the run the ball.  Then, at least the scores will come more slowly.  Oh, they’ll still come.  Believe you me, they’ll come.  Just more slowly.  Laurence Maroney has smash mouthed for 100 yards in four of the last five games.  Crash mouthed for 100 yards in four of the last five games.  Bash mouthed for 100 yards in four of the last five games.  Including back-to-back 122-yard efforts in postseason wins against the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Chargers.  Pick your poison.  But choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you.  Randy Moss is no false Grail.  I wouldn’t choose him.  If he’s open, he burns you.  If you double him, Wes Welker burns you. Or Donte Stallworth burns you.  Or Kevin Faulk burns you.  Or Jabar Gaffney burns you.  Or Big Benjamin Watson burns you.  It’s like walking Papi only to face Manny. Robbing Peter to pay Paul. Business bad?  #### you, pay me.  Oh, you had a fire?  #### you, pay me.  Place got hit by lightning, huh?  #### you, pay me.  The Giants are in trouble all right.  Trouble with a capital T.  And that rhymes with P.  And that stands for Patriots!  Titletown, baby!  Titletown!

Public Acknowledgements:  Lost in Space, KC & the Sunshine Band, The Divine Comedy, Chuck Norris, Out of the Past, Public Enemy, Indiana Jones, Goodfellas and the Music man

Public Spectacle:  This is what the Patriots are going to do to the Giants on Sunday:


Peace out homies.  Six Two and Even!

50 Comments | Add a comment   categories: NFL, NFL, New England Patriots, Tom Brady, Randy Moss
 
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Dwindy1
Jan 31, 2008
6:27 AM
Geez Josh...

I think I get the point!

JoshQPublic
Jan 31, 2008
6:32 AM
are you sure?

PUFFINSTUFF
Jan 31, 2008
6:34 AM
LOL. Thats what Strahan is going to do to brady

JoshQPublic
Jan 31, 2008
6:37 AM
that gap toothed dummy doesnt stand a chance.

PatsFanInNW
Jan 31, 2008
11:57 AM
HIT IT UP, JOSH Q!!!! TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!!! GOT THAT BEAT RUNNIN' LIKE RANDY MOSS!!!! SCREW THAT JACK-#### PUFFALUMP!!!! I don't think he realizes that confidence and experience is what's going to get the win for the Patriots. Coach B, Smart. Tom B., Smart. L. Mar, J-Bar, Mike V., Junior, A-Sam, Ted-Bruiser, smart, smart, SMART!!!! Confidence, Experience, Smart Coaching and Playing=SuperBowl Win.

JoshQPublic
Jan 31, 2008
12:24 PM
roll pats roll!!!

GOTTAGO
Jan 31, 2008
1:02 PM
being a BUCKEYE fan I like the PATS because of VRABLE hes a monster and how many linebackers have 10 T.D.s but something keeps telling me not to bet the farm on this game. good luck

JoshQPublic
Jan 31, 2008
1:22 PM
net your farm, your uncles farm, old macdonalds farm

blue@orange
Jan 31, 2008
1:44 PM
aunt esther; you big ####! shermans march,was from vicksburg to and through atlanta. the only thing he did in richmond was to show up. is that the point of the comparison? the pats are just goin to show up?

and im amazed, no, flabergasted, no, outraged, that you have listed so many giants in this post that are going to do absolutely nothing. your nuts, no, criminaly insane, no, beyond the point of ever regaining any semblence of normalcy!!!

JoshQPublic
Jan 31, 2008
1:55 PM
its not that theyre not going to do anything, it just doesnt matter what they do do. ha ha, doo doo. it doesnt matter.

blue@orange
Jan 31, 2008
2:00 PM
well lamont, youve dug a nice big hole with this one. luckily, i have access to a bull dozer....

JoshQPublic
Jan 31, 2008
2:10 PM
no bulldozer necessary. and go stick your head dough in some dough and make #### cookies

blue@orange
Jan 31, 2008
2:54 PM
stick your head dough? what? send me the bostonian translation book, i dont speak southy.

or is that some 60s hippy song lyric?

Last edited by blue@orange on January 31st at 2:56 PM.

INDYZMAN
Jan 31, 2008
5:00 PM
####.......####........#
###
..........

The_Dan
Jan 31, 2008
5:26 PM
The New York Giants will receive a rude awakening when they find out New England isn't some cookie cutter team they get to face in the NFC. Arizona will allow Brady to throw the football, and they will win by more than the 3 points they beat them with when New York was playing in front of the home crowd.

Book that.

slshusker
Jan 31, 2008
6:47 PM
Ok, the adults don't doubt the Pats drive thru New York. I'm still trying to decide if I'm taking a few grand and flying to Vegas for the weekend. I hate the feeling. I'll have my answer Friday afternoon.

The Pats are the team of the decade and the fortunate recipient of Adam's leg. Without the field goal kicker, we wouldn't be talking about NE, would we. Ah yes, the mighty kicker. I think I threw up in my mouth.

Three SBs by three points doesn't give any fan the right to crow with authority, just the right to crow.

TRUTTHH
Jan 31, 2008
7:53 PM
One can only hope that good can overcome evil ,
that Luke can slay the Emperor ,
that light will shine where once there was only dark,
that life will defy death,
Go Giants , save the world from darkness and treachery!!!!!!!

54fulltiltfulltime
Jan 31, 2008
8:06 PM
This is What's in store for Eli "the Punk" Manning Sunday

Last edited by 54fulltiltfulltime on January 31st at 8:12 PM.

tigervidmar
Feb 1, 2008
8:42 AM
sounds like you all are fans not betters .. which is cool since my viks lost 4 big games ... but the facts are the pats are a well coached , smart team, and have the coolest under fire qb ever , but this 2 touchdown line is overblown .. there is more talent with the giants and the PATS lb's are smart and experienced, but relatively slow, and old ... giants can beat this crew by runnin' between the tackles... the pass rush could hurry and sack brady which would put a damper on the cast - off recievers of the pats .. this is a tough game to call .. BELICHICK IS THE BEST COACH EVER TO GET TO THIS LEVEL WITH CAST-OFFS AND AVERAGE PLAYERS ..THE LINE SHOULD OF OPENED AT-3 NEW ENGLAD....CHECK THE STATS ON BRADY IN PAST SB'S HE HAS VIRTUALLY BEEN OUT STAT BY CURT WARNER, JAKE D. AND D. MC NABB... BUT TO HIS CREDIT PATS WIN THREE BY THREE POINTS ...

JoshQPublic
Feb 1, 2008
9:49 AM
sour grapes indy. you had your chance.

dan- you betcha

husk- yes it does

54- whats wrong with you?

truth- not this time i'm afraid

tiger- admittedly i am not a bettor. nonetheless the patriots humiliate the giants sunday

catcher17
Feb 1, 2008
10:32 AM
It won't be easy, but does anyone really think the Pats are going to be stopped now?

INDYZMAN
Feb 1, 2008
7:16 PM
Sour grapes????? No, a fine wine , yes...I just can't stomach fans that start declaring victory way before the game, I see the few Pats fans are all doing this.... did I mention the "few"?
####'s like you (josh) wonder why all of America are rooting for the Giants?? Just read some of your BS, fat girls could read your blogs and....gag... lose weight....
I wish the Colts could have played your "####ko's", but they didn't show up for the Charger game (lucky you.)
It's #### fans like yourself that make other fans look down on your team, I am not sour, I am a "good loser"
unlike yourself...####.........####<
/a>.........
####.....

JoshQPublic
Feb 1, 2008
7:21 PM
show me a good loser, and i'll show you a loser

dont blame me because your guys choked while the pats are slicing through the league like a hot knife through butter.

JoshQPublic
Feb 1, 2008
7:22 PM
catcher- the pats cannot be stopped

INDYZMAN
Feb 1, 2008
7:31 PM
Josh, you better hold you'r boyfriend tight tonight and keep saying....they will win...they will win...they will win...because when they lose, you will look stupid,....... 54fulltilt stupid.
Never count your Brady's till they hatch.
When they DO lose, dont come back to this site!!

JoshQPublic
Feb 1, 2008
7:33 PM
ha ha ha ha!

remember when the colts used to be good?

ha ha ha ha!!!!

INDYZMAN
Feb 1, 2008
7:35 PM
HUH....was that Josh or his boyfriend?
Dont be a hater.

INDYZMAN
Feb 1, 2008
7:42 PM
Colt's......are they in the game??
Calm down sporto, your team is still in.
Maybe if you were not blinded by victory this early in the game, "WE" would actually listen to you!! (Stupid)...(NOT)

JoshQPublic
Feb 1, 2008
7:42 PM
ha ha ha!

INDYZMAN
Feb 1, 2008
7:46 PM
Glad to see someone as young as you'r self still has a since of humor....
You know I will be on here when the Pats "LOSE"

JoshQPublic
Feb 1, 2008
7:52 PM
i'll be waitng

INDYZMAN
Feb 1, 2008
8:13 PM
Grab a fork.... just in case....

JoshQPublic
Feb 1, 2008
8:24 PM
you still got yours, right?

INDYZMAN
Feb 1, 2008
8:28 PM
Tom asked to use mine, I could'nt say no.
The great tom brady ask'ed to use my fork,.....I felt priveliged..... I let him (her) use mine....you asked....

INDYZMAN
Feb 1, 2008
8:45 PM
Other then you'r BS predictions Josh,,,,,,, your allright.....
Talk w/u later
Just remember .....I'm not a sore loser.....even though the pats didn't take my team out..

INDYZMAN
Feb 3, 2008
7:12 PM
Ding #### the witch is dead!!!

2badNE
Feb 3, 2008
7:18 PM
Hey THE DAN...looks like the Pats ARE a cookie cutter team!

2badNE
Feb 3, 2008
7:21 PM
JOSH Q that "gap toothed dummy" just showed the gap in Brady's ability. He can't throw to save his life. They played all crummy or hurt teams. THEY SUCK

Quitting_America
Feb 3, 2008
7:22 PM
RIIIIIGGHHHT............
A NICE HELPING OF CROW BEING SERVED AT THE 42ND STREET DELI...MMMMMM 20 POINT SPREAD

msgirl
Feb 3, 2008
7:24 PM
It'a such a shame that the Pats got their a*% kicked!! I'm not a Patriots hater, but I do KNOW that they ARE NOT perfect!! I'm so glad we finally got that out of the way!! Anyway, I hope you don't cry too much, you'll adjust eventually!!

2badNE
Feb 3, 2008
7:27 PM
What happened to Josh? Just like all the Pats fans...band wagoners. BeliCHICK is not a great coach...just a great cheater. Too bad he lost his camera. hahahahahah

1LAKER1
Feb 3, 2008
7:36 PM
Lets see the lowly bottom of the barrel might as well roll over N.Y. GIANTS beat the smelly brown stuff out of the no account boston babies? YEP!! that makes the N.Y. GAINTS the WORLD CHAMPS and the new england popriots WORLD CHUMPS!!!! and it was all about the N.Y. defense keeping Tom Brady comfortable on his butt on the grass. Cudos to the Giants.

Ranchman02
Feb 3, 2008
9:54 PM
CLASSIC!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WORLD CHUMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CLASSLESS SMUCK(S) BILICHEAT & BRADY

Ranchman02
Feb 3, 2008
9:57 PM
I will give it up to Moss to completely go against character and very humbly Congratulate the Giants for a strong win. No excused, very classy.

Billicheat = smuck wouldn't congratulate Giants when interviewed / Brady walked off field wouldn't shake Eli's hand .....

CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ranchman02
Feb 3, 2008
10:00 PM
JQP Officially Lookin for a NEW WAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PUFFINSTUFF
Feb 4, 2008
6:30 AM
HEY JOSHQPUBLIC SHERMANS WHEELS FEEL OFF THE VIDEO YOU SHOW LOOKS LIKE THE BEATING BRADY TOOK LOL HOW BOUT THEM GIANTS AT LEAST THE GAP TOOTHED DUMMY HAS A RING !!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHA

Dave_in_Indy
Feb 4, 2008
7:07 AM
That's gotta hurt ...

JoshQPublic
Feb 4, 2008
7:55 AM
hey, giants played a great game, i was wrong. i have some things to do this morning, i'll be back to take my beatings shortly

JoshQPublic
Feb 4, 2008
9:31 AM
the only guys on here that deserve a response are puff and and indyz. they are the only guys who before the game talked ####. the only guys who before the game wre calling the giants. to you guys, you were right, i was wrong. the rest of you can suck it.

INDYZMAN
Feb 4, 2008
12:40 PM
Thanks for the shout Josh, It was one of the best Superbowls I have seen.

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