This sounds too familiar, good looking guy on a winning club thats about to overtake the Redsox again for the 12th time. Oh well if you can't beat them, make up stories so you have something to read in the fall!!!
Luckily..... Jessica Biel escaped without injury. She told me so, last night.
Josh, Take no mind to Vfat.... make up all the stories you can think of..... maybe they'll get legs and we won't have to talk about that Barry guy anymore.
Since 2004 much has changed in the game of baseball including the classic song Take Me Out to the Ballgame.
And it's ONE, YWO, THREE CHOKES YOU"RE OUT....at a YANKEEEE....BALLLLLGAMEEEEE.
Thank-you to all the Yankees who made the GREASTEST CHOKE IN PROFESSIONAL SPORTS HISTORY HAPPEN.
Baseball fans everywhere would like to thank you for giving them the opporttunity to'PULL THE ACE FROM UP THEIR SLEEVE', Or 'DEALING them "THE NUTS', or getting 'THE RINGER' the "SMOKING GUN' the "ROCK OVER SCISSORS, PAPER OVER ROCK, SCISSORS OVER PAPER and handing over to us "THE KEY'S TO YOUR HOUSE' because we've HIT THE LOTTERY, GOT TRIPLE 7'S, and been DEALT BLACKJACK in every CHOKE ARGUMENT YOU BRING TO US. I would personally like to thank personally:
Alex'I SISSY SLAP' Rodriguez', Mo'The SOX are MY DADDY' Riveria, Jason 'The HUMAN SYRINGE' Giambi, Jorge'The OLDEST LOOKING M*O*N*K*E*Y IN BASEBALL' Posada, Hideki'KONG KICKED MY SORRY GODZILLA ARSE' MATSUI, Bernie I'VE GOT AN ARM LIKE A WET NOODLE' WILLIAMS and all those GREAT YANKEE CHOKERS of 2004 who made all of this possible.
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR HEARTS.
THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
TAKE A BOW BOYS YOU"VE DESERVED IT!
Last edited by socratesofswat on August 11th at 11:03 AM.
Hehe, Wilmer Valderama being part of the #### tree is awesome. I can't stand him, his lack of talent, and the fact that despite no discernable positives he CONSTANTLY gets beautiful women.
It's just so much fun these days. After all those years of abuse from Yankee fans it's good to dish out a scoop of "Right back at ya Buddy". They KNOW THEIR BEATEN, Since 2004 the Yankee Fans have had that WE CAN"T BEAT ANYONE look in their eyes. The resignation that they are LOSERS, SECOND BEST, WE'LL COME CLOSE AND GET OUR HOPES UP, just to have those hopes SQUASHED. I'm almost starting to feel SORRY for them! Sniff...Sniff... NOT!
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2007 is going to make 1978 and 2004 look like absolute dog-####, that's how awesome our comeback is gonna be from 14.5 back which has never been done until it gets done this year. If 2004 wasn't a fluke, I dunno what is. Because 2005 you guys had a chance to put us away and blew it, 2006 to a lesser extent and your "reverse the curse dynasty" folded up the tent and couldn't even make the playoffs. And now this year is gonna make you cry, all that money spent and trades made by the new Yankee wannabees and it will all be for naught. I'm not saying that we're winning a championsihp, but you guys have nowhere to go but down!
JQP, I searched the WWW for Jeter/####.
Blam, plenty of hits.
What's going to happen to our poor Yankees next...ARod caught with a stripper or some other implausible thing?
If he's got it, then he's got it. I've seen many a tabloid fabricate worse stories. Boston can laugh it up all they want, but few of them would have refused a trade of the herp for one world series in the 85 years of suffering the Yankees put on them.
I don't see why Yankee fans are on here trying to rally around Jeter; come on guys, it's Boston. Even though they're having a great season, everything still revolves around what the Yankees are or aren't doing. Or what diseases they are or aren't giving (that's actually pretty funny).
JoshQ handles the Yankee hating pretty well though, so I can't insult him. The #### tree is absolute genius. On local radio they were coming up with new nicknames for him. The best ones were:
"Blister October"
"Lesion of Doom"
"The Bronx is Burning"
"Herpules"
Last edited by YankeeMike2k7 on August 11th at 7:06 PM.
thanks mike. as much as i'd love to take credit, the tree isn't mine. i just found it. as for the yankees/sox. its getting fun ain't it. growed folks baseball. not for the feint of heart.
Last edited by JoshQPublic on August 11th at 7:11 PM.
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