josh q. public
by: JoshQPublic
Red Sox Bury Yankees II: Electric Bugaloo
Apr 22, 2007 | 5:31AM | report this

Josh Q. Public:  One can wish upon a star.  Two can make a wish come true. One can stand alone in the dark.  Two can make the light shine through.  It takes two baby.  You know it takes two.  -Tina Turner

Public Service Announcement:  OK, here we go!  I know, I know.  It’s early yet.  No need to get squirrelly yet.  Don’t call me Shirley yet.  But the early bird gets the worm, I say.  Keep making them pay, I say.  Make ‘em pay every day, I say.  Keep stepping on their necks, I say.  Pencil neck geek, grit eatin’ freak, scum suckin’, pea head with a lousy physique.  He’s a one man, no gut, loosing streak.  Nothin’ but a pencil neck geek.  A-God didn’t walk on water yesterday.  Didn’t turn any water into wine yesterday.  Didn’t cure any lepers yesterday.  Down to earth yesterday.  Big Papi did.  Papi don’t preach, they’re in trouble deep.  Papi don’t preach, they’ve been losing sleep.  The Yankees lost some sleep yesterday.  Papi preached yesterday.  He was a peach yesterday.  Gave a four RBI speech yesterday.  Bottom of the first.  Sox down two.  Two men on.  My two favorite words in the English language.  Papi’s up!  Can I get an Amen?  Kapow!  Double to deep right.  Feel his might.  Setting things right.  Setting things right with a two run double.  Double trouble.  Double, double, toil and trouble.  Fire burn and cauldron bubble.  Double, double, toil and trouble.  Something wicked this way comes.  It came this way again too.  Second verse, same as the first.  Bottom of the fourth.  Papi’s up again.  Can I get an Amen again?  Can I get an Amen?  Can I get a witness?  Tell me, are you with me?  Holla’ if you hear this.  Can I get an Amen?  Amen!  Going back.  El Comedulce at the track.  At the wall.  Seeee ya!  See ya later.  See ya later alligator.  See ya later Yankees.  The Red Sox are rolling.  Roll Sox roll!  Come on throw your hands up.  Shout a hallaluyah.  Everybody sing.  Let the spirit move ya.  Roll Sox roll!  Can I get an Amen!

Public Acknowledgements:  Airplane, Classy Freddie Blassie, Madonna, William Shakespeare, Herman’s Hermits, Shannon Brown and Michael Kay.

Peace out homies.  Sox Two and Even!

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1steelerfan1
Apr 22, 2007
7:38 AM
Ooooooooooo noooooo.........the pink hat again....ha ha. Hey, If we could win today, it would save face. You have to admit, it's been great baseball and classic Yankee/Sox battling. There's nothing better. Great stuff even with the hat.

JoshQPublic
Apr 22, 2007
7:44 AM
i love it steel. winning makes it that much more fun. d-nice tonight. giddyup!

1steelerfan1
Apr 22, 2007
9:05 AM
I've got a serious craving for a genuine ballpark dog. Did you see that video of the pizza being thrown at that dude? That was hilarious. made me homesick.

JoshQPublic
Apr 22, 2007
9:09 AM
i'm going to shea next week, i can't wait. not for the mets so much as just getting to the park for the 1st time of the year.

i saw it. funny as hell

chuxtory
Apr 22, 2007
9:17 AM
Hey Josh...
You know I love your whole, "Walter Winchell" fast and loose style.......

But, I have to take offense..... at the "grit eatin' freak" line..... it's a disgrace to Southerners everywhere...... J/K

Your Sox look good!!!

JoshQPublic
Apr 22, 2007
9:24 AM
thanx chux. pokin fun at the yankees and a-broad here. no disrespect to anybody south of philly intended. this time. besides, anytime i can get classy freddy blassie in a post i'm doing it.

They say these geeks come a dime a dozen. I want to get the guy who's been supplyin' the dime"--Fred Blassie

MeanDovine
Apr 22, 2007
11:23 AM
The Sox have been handling the Yanks. Nice!

I'm sure the boss is fuming.

JoshQPublic
Apr 22, 2007
11:24 AM
thanks mean. i sure hope so

1steelerfan1
Apr 22, 2007
7:19 PM
Great game so far. Another classic. Dice K is singing Jimi Hendrix's All Along the Watchtower. I know Bob Dylan wrote it but I give Mat credit for being a rock and roller.

1steelerfan1
Apr 22, 2007
7:56 PM
Dang....5-7. We still have time.

JoshQPublic
Apr 22, 2007
9:02 PM
ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

1steelerfan1
Apr 22, 2007
9:09 PM
Smarty pants! I can see it now. a blog tomorrow with a huge picture of a broom. I'll have to brace myself when I open it. Had you nervous though...lol. Overall, classic series. Great stuff. Just wait til you come to the Bronx:)

JoshQPublic
Apr 22, 2007
9:19 PM
4 bombs. goodness

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