josh q. public
by: JoshQPublic
Miami Heat Repeat
Apr 13, 2007 | 8:49AM | report this

Josh Q. Public:  Suntanned bodies and waves of sunshine.  The Florida girls and a beautiful coastline.  With warmed up weather, let’s get together and do it again.  -Beach Boys

Public Service Announcement:  OK, here we go!  South Beach bringin’ the Heat, unh.  Haha, can y’all feel that?  Can y’all feel that?  #### it out, unh!  What time is it?  You know what time it is.  Playoff basketball time.  And when I say playoff basketball, you know what I’m talking about, boyeeee!  I love this game!  I love the Heat.  The Miami Heat.  Bouncin’ in the club where the Heat is on.  All night on the beach, till the break of dawn.  Welcome to Miami.  Buenvenidos a Miami.  I know I’ve been Chris Boshing you with the Raptors.  I know I’ve been jinglin’ janglin’ you with the Spurs.  I know.  I also know when push comes to shove, I’m feeling the Heat.  It’s like a Heatwave.  A Miami Heatwave.  Burning in my heart.  Sure things were touch and go there during the regular season.  Sure they lost the opener by forty-two.  Sure they lost Shaq Daddy and Flash for a combined seventy-one games.  Sure they dipped below even Steven twice.  But that was the regular season.  You can pack up the regular season in your old kit bag and smile, smile, smile.  And I haven’t seen a smile that pretty in a while.  How can’t the Heat be smiling?  They got that four ringed circus, the Big Baryshnikov.  The greatest show on earth.  Shaquille O’Neal.  Is that the cat you wanna be facing in the post season?  Is that the cat you wanna give a reason?  Is that the cat you wanna be displeasin’?  Shaq Fu is still the most feared big man in the game.  You can Big Fundamental me.  You can Disco Dirk me.  You can Big Ben Wallace me.  Heck, you can even Amare Stoudamire me.  Shaq Daddy is the biggest Big Daddy of them all.  The Mac Daddy will make you: Jump!  Jump!  The Daddy Mac will make you Jump!  Jump!  Made folks jump when Flash was out.  Put the Heat on his back when Flash was out.  Put them on his back and took the Southeast title when Flash was out.  And, just so you know, Miami is the only team to ever win the Southeast since the NBA split into new divisions.  It’s their seventh overall division championship.  More than any other team in all of the NBA since 1996.  And, just so you know, Flash ain’t out no more.  Flash.  Ahh ahh, saviour of the universe.  Flash.  Ahh ahh.  He’ll save everyone of us.  Flash.  Ahh ahh, he’s a miracle.  Flash.  Ahh ahh, king of the impossible.  Dwyane Wade is back.  He make look a little a rusty now.  May look a little dusty now.  May look a little crusty now.  But he’s no Herschel Pinkus Yerucham Krustofski.  Nope, no clown he.  Flash: “‘I just know I’ll get better.”  I believe him.  Like my main man, the Boss, always says:  “At the end of every hard earned day, people find some reason to believe.”  In Flash we trust.  You saw him last year.  Sportsman of the Year last year.  More importantly, NBA Finals MVP last year.  Why wouldn’t I trust him.  I know it.  You know it.  Mean Dovine knows it.  He’s the best damn guard there is.  Not for nothing.  You saw that dunk, right?  The dunk with the funk.  When D-Wade split the middle on them punks.  With authority!  Ya, thought so.  Toine’s finding his comfort zone.  Getting giddy in the zone.  Shimmy shimmy shaking in the zone.  He shakes it to the left.  He shake it to the right.  He does the hippy shake shake with all of his might.  He’s got the hippy hippy shakes.  Yeah!  So, say what you want.  I’m taking the Heat.  I’m taking the Heat to repeat.  To repeat the treat.  They can’t be beat.  Party in the city where the heat is on.  All night on the beach till the break of dawn.  Welcome to Miami.  Buenvenidos a Miami.

Public Acknowledgements:  The Beach Boys, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Martha and the Vandellas, The Miami Herald, The Florida Sun Sentinel, Spike Jones, Beastie Boys, Kriss Kross, Queen, The Simpsons, Bruce Springsteen, Sideline View, Marv Alberts, Craig Kilborn and the Beatles.

Peace out homies.  Six Two and Even!

41 Comments | Add a comment   categories: NBA, NBA Playoffs, Basketball, Shaquille ONeal, Antoine Walker, Dwyane Wade
 
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1steelerfan1
Apr 13, 2007
9:43 AM
I have a feeling there's something special in the air this year when looking toward the playoffs. I think there will be some all-out wars for sure. It'll be interesting to see exactly what the Heat does do. Good stuff.

JoshQPublic
Apr 13, 2007
9:48 AM
the heat in a wierd way remind of the yankees. they're built for the playoffs.

54fulltiltfulltime
Apr 13, 2007
9:55 AM
this team is made for playoff basketball!

Last edited by 54fulltiltfulltime on April 13th at 9:56 AM.

JoshQPublic
Apr 13, 2007
10:00 AM
yes they are 54, yes they are

Hoffman
Apr 13, 2007
10:26 AM
Josh

Entertaining post. Pretty creative.

I have to respectfully disagree.

I'll write a post soon to expand upon my opinion.

pumpdude
Apr 13, 2007
10:26 AM
Old man Shaq
Will have a heart attack
If they meet up with the Suns
And their run run run!

Wade will be try'n
if he can stop cry'n
to keep up the pace
but he won't win the race.

So pack that trophy with care
and send it next day air
we'll be happy to play the Heat
I'm think'n the Suns can't be beat.

I know, I know
I'll probably eat some crow
a blog writer I'm not
but I thought I'd give this a shot.

lol...Heat have too much talent and too much pride to not down without a fight.

Last edited by pumpdude on April 13th at 10:27 AM.

JoshQPublic
Apr 13, 2007
10:34 AM
hof- no worries, i'm looking forward to it

pump- nice rhyme man. careful though, my schnit's copyrighted. i hope your suns get there. they got a tough road to ####. hee hee i said ####'. don't tell rutgers.

Last edited by JoshQPublic on April 13th at 10:35 AM.

Hoffman
Apr 13, 2007
10:38 AM
Josh

I looked over the post once more and there is one thing i definately agree with:

"Mean Dovine knows it."

Yes he does.

JoshQPublic
Apr 13, 2007
10:40 AM
hof- without question

GR8UN54
Apr 13, 2007
11:33 AM
15 strong.

JoshQPublic
Apr 13, 2007
11:36 AM
its more than a slogan, it's a burning desire

MeanDovine
Apr 13, 2007
3:36 PM
Hey, brother, you're singing my song.

Top shelf!

That opening photo is too much! LOL!

JoshQPublic
Apr 13, 2007
3:46 PM
mean, to be honest, i was gonna write about the rockets and yao. stumbled onto this picture. i had to use it.

Verbal_Intercourse
Apr 13, 2007
4:16 PM
I may agree with you on the Heat in the Finals, but a repeat? Not likely. Teams aren't scared of the Heat anymore like they were last year.

zachyeo
Apr 13, 2007
4:20 PM
To bad the heat will not win a championship in 2007.
The pistons will sweep in the playoffs and most likely they will get beat in the frist round! D Wade is not back at All!!!!!!!!!!
Cedar Srings MI

Last edited by zachyeo on April 13th at 4:23 PM.

JoshQPublic
Apr 13, 2007
4:25 PM
VI- the should be afraid. very afraid

zach- you;re right, what was i thinking. flash won't be a difference maker at all.

zachyeo
Apr 13, 2007
4:33 PM
Wade is the hole team! Shaq is the rest and he cant play the hole game! Without wade 100% they will not win a playoff Game
Zachyeo
Cedar Springs MI

JoshQPublic
Apr 13, 2007
4:35 PM
wade is whole team...shaq is rest? who are you? Yogi Berra?

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

rivjo
Apr 13, 2007
4:42 PM
I can't stand the Heat. Hate Pat Riley and whatever it is that he's got cookin' up in the kitchen. Anybody but them again please.

Plenty of respect for Superman and Flash though.

zachyeo
Apr 13, 2007
4:44 PM
How will the heat win with Wade not at 100%
They cant, it just will not happen!
Did you see the frist 2 games back from his shoulder. Both were not good at all. The only thing they will do is loss and go home in the frist round!
Zach Yeo
Cedar Spings MI

Last edited by zachyeo on April 13th at 4:52 PM.

yao_fan
Apr 13, 2007
4:53 PM
Yeah what happened to the Rockets and Yao?!?! Thanks for nothing!!!

Just kidding. Still liked your post.

The Heat are good, but not as good as good as last year. I agree with Pumpdude - Shaq may have a heart attack before the Heat win it again. Plus Wade isn't at full strength.

JoshQPublic
Apr 13, 2007
4:56 PM
sorry yao. i was gonna do it. i tried telling you, but you were gone. if it helps, i'm pulling for you guys.

slshusker
Apr 13, 2007
5:00 PM
Hmmmm. I don't see the repeat happening.
If the Heat look threatening to the West, I'll go down with my lawnmower blade.

yao_fan
Apr 13, 2007
5:01 PM
Now I feel better.

: )

JoshQPublic
Apr 13, 2007
5:09 PM
sis- fire up that toro

yao- i'm glad

detroitsports
Apr 13, 2007
5:11 PM
The Heat seem to be the favorites with Wade and Shaq healthy, but they are due for a 2nd round matchup with the Pistons who I can almost assure you want to get revenge on them from last year. They should make a long run and whoever wins the Mia-Det series will make it to the playoffs.

PS- I'm going with the Celtics.

JoshQPublic
Apr 13, 2007
5:14 PM
dee-troit,
why do you have to do that? its just not nice. know this, mchale doesn't hurt his foot, there are no bad boys

riv- not really a riles guy myself, but i love that team.

slshusker
Apr 13, 2007
5:37 PM
detroit...I see your boys winning the East. They've been quiet lately and are waiting in the weeds. Too many pundits are screaming about the Heat.

JoshQPublic
Apr 13, 2007
5:46 PM
ya, big mouths

detroitsports
Apr 13, 2007
5:53 PM
What? Oops. I must not have been paying attention to what I was writing. What I meant to say was, "PS- I'm going with the Pistons." I guess Celtics slipped out. But hey, you got Patriots while I got the Lions. So we are even.

JoshQPublic
Apr 13, 2007
5:55 PM
ya ya

MeanDovine
Apr 13, 2007
6:03 PM
Well, now I know you've got a post on Yao and the Rockets coming up.

JoshQPublic
Apr 13, 2007
6:04 PM
yaoza! i do.

SPIKEMORALES
Apr 13, 2007
9:39 PM
JoshQPublic you gotta man tell all these people what they don't wanna hear. I've written it before in my blog and now i'll say it again the MIAMI HEAT will be NBA CHAMPIONS AGAIN yeah i said it AGAIN. Ooo and don't worry about FLASH COMING back because he's already bak boom shakalaka. THE HEAT IS ON THE HEAT IS ON just like the song says the heat is ON. We don't need other teams to be scared of the HEAT cause regardless wether they are or not we will still win. Let me tell you something the bench is stronger this year than last year so becareful guys better have a team more than 15 STRONG cause if not your out of luck. A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO EVERBODY PLEASE BUY YOUR "WHITE HOT" T-SHIRTS NOW AND MERCHANDISE NOW SO WE WHEN THE HEAT WIN WE CAN LEAVE ALL THAT MERCHANDISE FOR THE HATERS THAT JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON

Last edited by SPIKEMORALES on April 13th at 9:41 PM.

Dave_in_Indy
Apr 14, 2007
6:30 AM
My (rather pathetic) Pacers ALMOST caught the Heat napping last night. Some of the new trades on the team started actually hustling and found themselves on a hot streak about midway through the fourth quarter, leading the Heat by nine and showing no sign of cooling off. They were blocking D-Wade's shots, hitting from the outside, moving around Shaq and hitting inside shots, ... they looked unstoppable. Six minutes to go and things were looking good (unless you're on the "lose so we'll be in the lottery" bandwagon). A bunch of young guys newly traded to the Pacers (and without stone cold Jermaine O'Neal) with something to prove vs. a team that already had secured a berth in the playoffs on autopilot.

Then Wade decided they'd stop playin' and start winnin'. No contest, game over.

I'd hate to be playing them in the playoffs ... (and won't have to worry about that either, lottery, here we come).

Nostradomus
Apr 14, 2007
8:26 AM
Maybe Miami should change their nickname to Luke Warm. The Heat, they are not. If they make it to the Eastern Conference finals this year I'll be impressed. Until then, their championship last year was a fluke.

SPIKEMORALES
Apr 14, 2007
7:01 PM
Once again everybody doubts the HEAT but they will prove everybody wrong and when they do i don't want everybody to join the MIAMI HEAT bandwagon. Don't tell me that the pacers lost because they decided to they wanted to get into the lottery so they can get better picks. Their championship last year was a fluke come on what type of sorry excuse is that, we won it fair and square theirs no debating that come one give us credit we came back and swept the so called BEST MAVERICKS TEAM IN THE NBA.

JoshQPublic
Apr 14, 2007
7:07 PM
spike,
dwade looked kinda nasty last night huh?

SPIKEMORALES
Apr 14, 2007
9:14 PM
nasty he was making them look like garbage and that what i like about dwade he can make ANY TEAM look like garbage.

livesabbath
May 1, 2007
2:09 AM
This is a great day. no more d wade and no more mom's boy crack... Thank god this will be the last year for shaq boy.... to be beat like dog's in the first round wowo this is just to good to be true... :)

Last edited by livesabbath on May 1st at 2:13 AM.

JoshQPublic
May 1, 2007
7:22 AM
i still don't believe it

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