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Random Thoughts Too Short For Their Own Column
Jan 19, 2006 | 11:56PM | report this

·        Which would embarrass you more if you were Mike Vanderjagt last Sunday: missing the game-tying kick or being seen on national television wearing that tiny, diamond stud earring?

·        After Alex Rodriguez committed to playing for the United States, he said: “I appreciate the support and understanding of my fellow Dominican players and friends who aided me in making this decision.”  After the Dominican players assured him that it would be OK to play for the U.S. and Rodriguez made his decision, who else thinks that those players immediately started giggling and giving each other high fives?

·        On Inside the NFL, they showed Steve Smith before last week’s game saying to a Chicago player: “Leave me on the island with him so I can torch his #$!%!”  Afterward, Cris Collinsworth correctly observed that Chicago lost this game because of their “arrogance” – they refused to come out of their Cover 2 defense and give Smith more attention.  There’s no reason for Seattle not to double team Smith every play – if Ricky Proehl ends up beating you, so be it.

·        Don’t you hate it when you watch PTI and realize that either Kornheiser or Wilbon aren’t on the show that day?  It’s almost as bad as watching TNT’s Inside the NBA and realizing they let Magic on the set again.  I realize that no one wants to be the person to tell Magic that he’s not welcome any more, so can’t they just stop sending him a paycheck like they did to that mumbling guy on “Office Space” and see if he gets the hint?

·        One of the most intriguing parts of the Colts game was when Peyton Manning waved off the punt team so he could go for it on 4th down.  I actually felt sorry for Dungy when I saw his face after that happened.   But think of some of the current coaches with a Super Bowl ring – Belichick, Gruden, Billick, Shanahan, Holmgren, Gibbs, Parcells – I can’t imagine any of them letting their quarterback do that.      

·        When Theo Epstein walked back into the Red Sox offices, did everyone stand up and do the slow clap?

·        You’ve probably heard that someone vandalized the house of Pete Morelli, the official who overturned Troy Polamalu’s interception.  I thought the most interesting part of the story was that they weren’t sure if it was related to the call, or because Morelli is a high school principal.  I guess Morelli wasn’t receiving enough abuse at school so he decided to become an NFL referee, too.  Personally, I would have just chosen to be an IRS agent – just as many people hate you, but you only have to work one job and your weekends are free.  Of course, I’m a little lazy.       

·        I’m a Utah Jazz fan so I hope I’m wrong, but I have a feeling that 20 years from now I’ll still be talking about the time the Jazz passed on drafting Chris Paul.

·        If they ever mike up NBA players during the games like they do in the NFL, it would be a travesty if they didn’t include Dikembe Mutombo and Yao Ming talking with each other. 

·        According to Lamar Odom, Kobe Bryant always says: “I never liked Mike (Jordan) growing up.”  If Kobe was ever in a trial again and I was the prosecuting attorney, I would break this quote out.  There’s no way a jury would believe a single word Kobe said after that.    

 

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The_Sports_Intellectual
Jan 20, 2006
5:29 AM
Put them together and those random thoughts add up to quite a column. You're right. PTI isn't the same without those guys- best team on sports TV if you ask me. The A-Rod entry was good and Dikembe/Yao conversation was great (they should dub in some Andre the Giant recordings for an indecipherable 3-way chat), and if that's true about Kobe, then it just goes to show you how cocky he was- even back then (more than likely, he didn't like him because he thought he was better).

MooreSports
Jan 20, 2006
8:01 AM
The PTI bit is right on, I'm a Sox guy so I love the Theo reference and the slow clap.

Good post. You should come up with a clever title and do this often. Like "Deep Thoughts by Jon Mano" or something. Good work.

Jon_Mano
Jan 20, 2006
8:17 AM
Thanks for the comments guys. The PTI thing is always so disappointing, I feel like they should run a warning or something at the start so I'm not so upset when I see Jay Mariotti.

And I definitely need to come up w/ a better title for this, I'll work on it.

ShooterB
Jan 20, 2006
9:36 AM
I thought I was the only admitted Utah Jazz fan in the country.

Sure, Kobe Bryant never liked Jordan. That's why his entire arsenal looks so familiar. I bet he never even watched him on TV. If you listen closely during the games, you can hear Kobe softly humming..."Sometimes I dream...that he is me..."

Jon_Mano
Jan 20, 2006
11:03 AM
shooter, glad to see another jazz fan, it can be lonely out there.

justrandy
Jan 20, 2006
10:34 PM
Hey Jon, I have to admit that I never read any of your stuff before and I was sitting here doing nothing so I gave you a read. My bad. You're great! Anyways, how do I add you to my favorites because you are definitely deserving of my first favorites slot.

Jon_Mano
Jan 20, 2006
10:47 PM
Hey, Randy, thanks for reading and the compliment.
If you want to add me to favorites, you need to be signed and then check on the right side under MORE (which is under favorites) and there's an add to favorites button. I'll be sure to check out your blog.

Last edited by Jon_Mano on January 20th at 10:48 PM.

Dudski
Jan 21, 2006
9:05 AM
Great column. Five stars!

Jon_Mano
Jan 21, 2006
3:18 PM
Thanks, Dudski

Padre_Slugger
Jan 22, 2006
6:29 PM
Great job on this post. It's not quite as funny as "the guns show" but you run circles around most other bloggers

edclinchsaint
May 13, 2006
1:02 PM
Anymore?

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