The Alternative: JayMohr's Blog
by: JayMohr1
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Aug 17, 2007 | 6:47PM | report this

Don Imus is being sued by one of the Rutgers chicks?

WTF??? Is this where we have come as a society?

You can now sue people because they HURT YOUR FEELINGS!!

I am going to sue everyone.

There is a barber shop on Fairfax here in Los Angeles called "Oh My Nappy Head!" They hurt my feelings. I am going to sue the owners of that salon. I want free hair extensions for life!

Now that we have one NBA referee pleading guilty to fixing games . . . let's get the rest of them to walk into Superior Court to plead guilty to RUINING games. Handcheck foul?

Please.

Yankees are going to catch the Red Sox!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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kool-aid-kid
Aug 17, 2007
8:00 PM
Amen.. and for crimes against MLB I say sue Bud for interleague play...what a load of ####

throw in the Marlins too..WTF they actually won a series in my lifetime and can't field a AAA club now

ksp113
Aug 17, 2007
8:03 PM
Jay,
I'm going to sue you for capitalizing your "HAHA's". Seriously though man, I'm with you... I blame that one lady (I'll call her McClumsy) who spilled her coffee on herself, and then sued McDonalds for millions because she got burned.

As for the Yanks, I wouldn't doubt it. If they don't, they can still snag the Wild Card and take 'em out then. Later!

Last edited by ksp113 on August 17th at 8:40 PM.

JoshQPublic
Aug 17, 2007
9:11 PM
your yankees don't stand a chance. you don't even make the playoffs. roll sox roll!!!

and not for nothing i have that ha ha ha ha! trademarked. now i'm suing you.

Last edited by JoshQPublic on August 17th at 9:12 PM.

kellyscott
Aug 18, 2007
1:26 AM
jay as ive said be4!!! IMUS is a S H O C K J O C K and ive said it before like it or not a shock jock trys to say shocking things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why the name SHOCK JOCK why is this so serprising i dont get it... yea sorry for the trouble!! but again before o god before you start attacking me as i said im not defending don imus!!! but its not a shock PARDUN A PUN... SHOCK JOCK

kellyscott
Aug 18, 2007
1:28 AM
KSP yea the coffee spillage thing!! what we try to do get publicity sometimes.....

Dudski
Aug 18, 2007
8:46 AM
You may be right about the Yankees. If so, they make it or don't in the next 10 days. If they get past the Angels, Tigers, and RedSox in good shape there is whole lot of Baltimore, Tampa Bay, and Kansas City coming in September.

Gilman924
Aug 18, 2007
10:38 AM
Thats it? That's your blog? My freakin comment ON your blog is better than your blog. Don't you wish it was 1997 again, Jay, and that you actually had a career that might be going someplace more than some stinky comedy club in the Midwest on a Tuesday night? Oh my God, you are Pathetic. I can't wait to hear your idiotic comments on the upcoming NFL season, or whatever you might say about the World Series. AND THEN SLAM YOU CONTINUOUSLY, JOYOUSLY, AND WITH GREAT VIGOR AND INTENSITY.
This is going to be an entertaining fall.
Still think you should write a blog or column, Jay? Just quit and go back and work some on your "material". It could really use it. We won't think any less of you, because we can't.
HA HA HA HA HA. I am Laughing LOUDLY at YOU!!!!!!

Oh
Aug 18, 2007
1:51 PM
GILMAN924--Who is the "we" that won't think any less of Jay? Wow man, I think you are way out there on your own. I won't respond to your comments any longer. It seems to be your whole life to get attention by making negative comments about some target persom you choose. I hope Jay still takes on bloggers, but, I hope he ignores YOU.

RebeccaLOBO
Aug 18, 2007
5:44 PM
I went to high school with Gilman, he has been extremely angry and bitter since the accident. He was looking at porn on the internet, got a little buzzed after his 2nd zima, and attempted to penetrate his CD-ROM drive. From what I hear, the doctors weren't able to re-attach it. And to make things worse his CD-ROM drive is still broken. He breaks down into tears everytime someone mentions the word "eject." So I beg you, please cut this 37 yr old,bald ####less pedefile a break, you would be angry too. See you at the reunion gilmannnnnn.

yoitsmedave
Aug 19, 2007
7:37 AM
I don't know Gilman but I agree with him. This blog is terrible so far. I'd read any of the "Without Contract" sports blogs over this #### anyday. And I'm a Yankees fan. Way to jinx them, Jay. Every die hard fan knows that's bad karma.

I anxiously await your next article on how Nintendo Wii Tennis saved you from an accidental peyote trip... such an insightful article. But if trainwreck comedy is what you're going for, than congratulations because I can't look away.

Last edited by yoitsmedave on August 19th at 7:38 AM.

bubbles42
Aug 19, 2007
8:40 AM
I'll agree with KP on the coffee lady. As for our Yankees, they will be in the playoffs, either with the division win or the wild card. One way or another they'll be there.

Copabooey1
Aug 19, 2007
9:26 AM
Shouldn't the Rutgers chick be sending Imus a thank you note for bringing attention to a sport no one cared about?
Yes the Yankees will catch the Sox, but not at the expense of every Yankee fans' ulcer.

OneLastOutlaw
Aug 19, 2007
12:33 PM
Yo Jay!! It's your buddy Dusty. You know? The guy you steal funnies off his blog from? I would hold off about the hair extensions for life suit They'd probably rule you need enough hair to tie the extensions to. Think transplant. Know what I mean?

Last edited by OneLastOutlaw on August 19th at 12:37 PM.

Stevel024
Aug 19, 2007
9:44 PM
lol Rebecca Lobo that was a funny story haha eject...

I think you'll agree with me when I say that I don't care how the Yankees get in the playoffs as long as they are in the playoffs... but they will still probably win the East

and of course, what comment would it be without mentioning Jennifer Love Hewitt? :) Shes hot :) :) :) invite me to the show Jay so I can watch a live filming of the show!

bofocker
Aug 20, 2007
1:17 PM
apparently you pissed off that gilman dude...i love how people rip on things that are opinion most of the time..last time i checked blogging was opinion based and most of the time full of garbage i believe i read that barry bond's head had a planet orbitting it...real? no...so cut the man a little slack here...i like the firey attitude jay but eventually it might kick you in the #### if you keep it up and no one will read your stuff

J-DIZZLE
Aug 21, 2007
1:25 PM
I was thinking randomly and realized I am going to sue my brother because he's owed me a PlayStation controller for over two months and my feelings get a tad bit hurt when my girlfriend comes over and she can only play one player!!

Yo JM, who do you got in pro football this year???

Last edited by J-DIZZLE on August 21st at 1:26 PM.

RaiderJ
Aug 22, 2007
3:57 PM
Im sueing you Jay for hating the Raiders.... When we go to arbitration meeting I will make you perform at my Sweet 16 year old sister party.... You will have to be in character of Tracey Morgan (" the judge is ready to rule" lol)... Holla at your columns later. Jay were hilouruous On the Jim Rome show...

unbelogable
Aug 22, 2007
10:52 PM
They pay you for this Jay? What photos of Rupert do you have in your possession?

Punisher4me
Aug 23, 2007
6:02 AM
Jay, or as I will call you in this Blog my, "SUGAR DADDY" I for one enjoy your work and found it in my heart to forgive you for your work in Jerry Maguire. Only because going to that movie on a date helped me score. Later my girl and I, caught you at the Improv in Cleveland and you killed. I again score that night, Thus the name Sugar Daddy. Although there was an incident where while in the heat of passion I swear I heard your name moaned. Anyways Sugar, Your write up on Madden 8 and riding the sanke was great. I have to say that you seemed to hold back some on the Rome show, be free my brother, and help me score some more

IamKaiserSousa
Aug 23, 2007
3:42 PM
Just because you can do a blog doesn't mean you should be doing one.

Who the hell wants to hear the rantings of a never-was-comedian.

bluelizard
Aug 24, 2007
12:27 PM
Jay is crazysexy and funny as hell. I say keep it up and best of lucky.

NYLegends3457
Aug 27, 2007
12:15 PM
Many times humor is not recognized by individuals because theysimply don't get it. The world is full morons, Jay. Keep up the good work. The Red Suxx will never catch the Yankees in regards to the size of our trophy case - at least not in our lifetime.

Drazz
Aug 29, 2007
3:01 PM
Hey Jay. No chance about the Yankees. Thanks for playing though.

Dkerry
Aug 29, 2007
5:08 PM
Hey Jay,

I like the blog. I wish you'd post more. I also wish you'd friggin come to Phoenix sometime. A little laughter would be nice in the hottest place on earth.

I'd like to sue the Yankees for hurting my feelings in '78, 2003, and for giving me stress every season in between.

Go Sox, please God, Go Sox.

p.s. Say "what's up" to JLH boobs for me.

Last edited by Dkerry on August 29th at 5:10 PM.

jerseycop
Aug 29, 2007
10:00 PM
Hey Jay...write a litte something for us Mets fans! When you coming back to Jersey for some old school fun?

nevigl
Sep 1, 2007
3:54 PM
Jay: I am amazed at all the "geniuses" out there criticizing your calls in such a personal way. It reminds of that country song "I'm so much cooler online". Keep up the good work. WTF are those losers about, anyway?

pgfree
Sep 6, 2007
2:29 PM
Don Imus is seriously old and no one cares anymore.

Yankees won't smell the playoffs much less make them.

Reminder to self: BLOG more than once a freaking month! Self out.

DrDead
Sep 7, 2007
7:27 PM
Im writing a book "SUE...Anybody anytime anywhere"...for dummies

If anyone steals my idea...you got it I'll sue you

Rock on SLAM MAN

DrDead
Sep 7, 2007
7:57 PM
MORE BLOGS JAY ! let us see what really make you tick

DM1032
Sep 26, 2007
11:37 PM
YES! I know that salon! I see that hurtful insensitive sign almost every errr month or so... and I just cry and cry!!!

Good luck with your case! I think you'll look great with extensions.

Oh and because I don't follow sports much I'll just end with this... Jay Morh For President!!!

xoxo..DM

nb8212
Sep 27, 2007
5:11 AM
You're crazy and fantastic, and I wouldn't have it any other way. :)

TrojanDodgerFan
Oct 3, 2007
3:00 PM
falling a little behind on the blog there, eh jay?

hozman
Oct 3, 2007
8:16 PM
LMAO...

The Yankees catching the Red Sox is as likely as you catching an Oscar...

Last edited by hozman on October 3rd at 8:17 PM.

slshusker
Oct 7, 2007
3:57 PM
Not a single comment by the Blogger.
Pathetic.

mistchlo
Oct 8, 2007
12:01 AM
Oh Jay. I stumbled across your "blog" while checking scores. I'm not going to belittle you or tell you that you suck. I'm sure I found you to be humorous at least once. Maybe. I cannot really recall. You're not too bad to look at. But dude, why must you hate on the Big East? Seriously? I'll be the first to admit that the Big East isn't always that great. But they work with what they got. WVU beat the SEC champ 2 years ago. And then beat the ACC champ last year. In 2 consecutive bowl games. As for the LIGHT schedules... they are made years in advance. And most teams turn down offers to play Big East teams. Whether it be from smaller paydays or shabby facilities, I do not know. All the same, it is of no fault of theirs. Reagardless, it's easy to hate on someone sitting at your little computer. Why don't you go suit up and see if you could do it? See if you would "count".

edclinch
Oct 13, 2007
9:23 PM
I don't think it's you. Sorry.

So are the Yankees. Imposters...

But take heart and blog on. The Giants are good in football.

Daddywass
Oct 20, 2007
11:28 AM
Jay,
I've always been a fan, especially when you are on Rome's radio show. Personally, I am a little tired of Jim's schtick, and don't listen too much because I have a job. I just read your LSD rant. Classic stuff!!!
Hope you and the missus are feeling better.
Stay up.
Steven

stillapiratefan
Oct 26, 2007
8:25 AM
Two entries two months ago is not a blog. Stop claiming you have one, you no talent has been.

crzykids
Oct 26, 2007
3:36 PM
Worthless Blog...Jay Mohr you need to crawl back under your rock and stop with the "wanna be blogger" ####. Yankees eat #### !!

borssog
Nov 2, 2007
8:59 AM
HOWDY JAY! I LIKE THE EAST COAST BIAS SIDE OF THIS BLOG IT WARMS MY WEST COAST HEART!I TYPE IN ALL CAPS HOPE YOU CAN DEAL WITH IT .REALLY SMART OF THOSE TO RESIDE IN PLYMOUTH ROCK AND THE ESPN TIME SQUARE ZONE! NEVER BEEN TO A TEA PARTY BUT THAT IS WHAT THE BOSTON PARADE LOOKED LIKE.THE HATE RUNS DEEP HERE IN DODGER AND LAKER LAND.WE CANNOT STAND THE REVOLVING ESPN ANALYST WHO MUST KEEP US UP TO DATE WITH THE LATEST ON JETERS DATE SCHEDULE AND THE AROD MIRROR CONCESSION AND THE YANKEE STADIUM.THIS NEW JAPENESE PITCHER DICE K MATCHBOXCARZA BRINGS TO MIND THEFIRST SCARY MOVIE WE REALLY CAME TO LOVE FROM THE ORIENT..AND IT WOULD HAVE A TAG SOMETHING LIKE THIS.......LOOK OUT PEOPLE OF PLYMOUTH ROCK AND THE LEFT FIELD AREA,LOCAL RADAR SHOWS A MUCH LARGER GREEN MONSTER APPROACHING FENLICK PARK...WITH A FIRE DRIVEN BURP DICE K MACHMEWITHAHOE SAYS........GGOOODDZZRRRIILLLLAAA..
.......

Last edited by borssog on November 2nd at 9:02 AM.

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Jay Mohr's work includes the best-selling and darkly funny memoir "Gasping for Airtime" (Hyperion). Find out more about Jay at jaymohr.com.
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