Our victim er I mean guest of the honor is no other than ~ HANAHAN ~ He is the writer of the not so world famous~ Right Sides Only~And hides behind the face of Sam Elliot in hopes to attract lonely older women and from what Iv'e seen on his comment section this seems to be working using Sam as an avatar you would be lead to believe this is how he talks but in reality he sounds just like Gilbert Godfrey.
He also claimes to hate Bobby Bowden and Fla.State But we all know he secretly attendes the games to join in the tomahawk chop and he sends Bobby Bowden a Christmas card every year.
He claimes to drive a Dodge Pickup truck because he knows chicks dig trucks in reality he has a 1978 pinto wagon with a I love puppys bumper sticker.
He claims to be a fan of the South Carolina GameC0cks and says he will stick with them through thick and thin in reality he just likes the name say it with me see it has a ring to it. I can just hear Bevis and Butthead now Hee hee you said Gamec0ck.
He has season tickets to Bristol and claims its because he loves Nascar truth is he has better luck with drunken sun stroked women and has a mattress waiting in the back of the Pinto he calls it his mobile motel.
He is self described as -"kinda a smartass" -Kinda is a little on the easy side I would say and Kinda a Know-it -all --truth is he just stays at a-lot of Holiday Inn Express's.
Now for you the rest of you Fox-Bloggers to get your shots in on Hanahan don't be shy he can take it so don't be shy let it fly.
see what I did there I should be a poet or rapper.
Ok lets go and get this roast cookin
Disclaimer : Hanahan is a good friend of mine and gave permission to do this roast beforehand and he said he can take it so come on people let him have it don't be scared.
Im sitting here and after my fourth Guinness this thought hit me like a ton of bricks .(Either that or the Guinnesss was kicking in).
I started to wonder "What If" certain sporting events would have takin a different turn and fate worked out for the other guy.
What If Scott Norwood dosn't miss the Super Bowl game winning field goal ? How would this have effected his carreer -life ?
What if Bill Buckner makes the catch? Is he carried off on the shoulders of his team mates? Key to the city ?
What If Some crazy Cubs fan dosn't try and catch a souviner ? The Cubs go on to ?
What If Mario Lemieux dosn't fake a broken wrist which in return gets Adam Graves A misconduct penalty Therby depriving The Rangers of one of their best players ? Do the Rangers win ? Championship ?
What If I couldn't remember anymore at this moment ?
You see what im saying though maybe you could help me out and remind me of several more because I know im missing some here.
Oh well guess I'll pour myself one more and keep wondering "What If
Volfan69 is the winner of the *Sports Humor Contest*
I would like to thank all the people who had entrys in the contest there was a great turn out and some really funny posts I never would have guessed that so many in here had such a great sense of humor.
Being an Indian Fan Is tough... every time I start to like a player hes gone which leaves me now with a $150.00 dollar jersey a C.C. Sabathia Indians Jersey which now leaves me wondering what to do with it ?
Now that he is with the brew crew I wont be needing it anymore...So I've thought of a few things I could use it for.
1.I could use it to wax my car.
2.I could use it to check the oil in my car.
3.I could lend it to the French to use as a flag the next time they need to surender.
4.I could give it to a homeless person.
5.I could always use it for emergency toilet paper.
6.Or I could give it to this guy to use as a jizz rag in the next porno he makes.
I'll tell you one thing I will never buy another jersey with a players name on it again- I've learned my leason
Are your blogs being posted only to last a few moments before slipping into the unread abiss ?
Well Im here to help get you back into the most read section of the blogesphere.
First of all make sure you have reserched the subject of your blog before posting it.(nobody will read it if you don't have a clue about the subject you posted) so don't wing it.
Now here are some guarenteed way to get hits.
Mispell some words or get at least one fact wrong in your post and you will be guarenteed to be corrected but hey its a comment and really isn't that what we are after here?
Write a negative blog about Notre Dame and sit back and get ready.
Write a post about how your NCAA football conference is better than the S.E.C and "BLAM" get ready to have your #### handed to you but its what your after remember that.
Write a blog about a contraversial issue.(Steroids/A-Rod cheating on his wife/Jason Whitlock) you get the picture contraversy sells.
Make sure you reply to all of your commenters and try engageing them into a conversation I have my PHD in this area and believe me it works.
Write a post about The Lakers or A Negative Laker post there are so many Laker fans im sure you will do well but be carefull I've seen death threats from some they take their team very seriously.
Write a post about the Buckeyes it will bring the S.E.C. homers out of the woodwork and Michigan fans. ( even though these last few years The Buckeyes have kept them in check).
Write a negative post about the Red Sox or any New England team and Double" BLAM" you will soon get what your looking for.
Ok now you're ready and I hope your prepared good luck and remember its your blog if the trolls seem to be to much to handle you can always resort to your delete button but in doing so you lose a comment.
This has been part 2 in a 5 part series of how to get Blog Comments 101.
Disclaimer;-Trophy will be copied and pasted to the winners Bio.--Unless they would rather have the real trophy then they will have to give me an address to send it to.--actual trophy may vary in size shape and color--Jokerswild is not responsible for trophys lost in shipment.
I am a football fan first and foremost I will root for any team as long as their not playing the Buckeyes and am also a Nascar fan and root for Dale Jr. and Tony Stewart I like humor and jokes and stay away from politics and religion I have a black belt in crowbar and baseball bat I love dancing with Kangaroos and cliff diving into a swimming pool
Who needs a stupid counter anyway either you read it or you didn't..JW
Im sitting here and after my fourth Guinness this thought hit me like a ton of bricks .(Either that or the Guinnesss was kicking in).
