B@O'S   Roast  

The Time has come to roast one of my favorite people on the Fox Sports Blogs - B@O - The guy is a certified nut and is the only blogger to misspell more words than me but you just have to love him you know the way you love special needs people.  LMAO

Just a little history here on the infamous B@O when he was a baby he wasn't a good looking baby he was often mistaken for a baby #### and was often offered bananas while his mother shopped at the grocery store.

But thanks to modern medicine and several surgeries he turned out ok in fact he could be Joan Rivers twin brother.

He chose Spanky as his avatar because it's a reminder of the only sex he had until he was 24 years old- yep he spanked it alot.

Then he met his first hooker and the rest as we say is history he started his own buisness with a site to meet large overweight ex-strippers and in no time became a wealthy man.

He uses most of his wealth to support single mothers most are former ex-strippers whom he had fathered children with and now feels guilty and sends them money.

He claims to be a Mets fan but only when their winning the rest of the time he's bragging about The Rays He also likes The Michigan Wolverines -The guy is just a glutton for punishment.

He was asked to play the role of Tony Soprano but he couldn't remember any of his lines and was to overweight.

I know that alot of you on here have been salivating and waiting for your chance to let this guy have it well your prayers are answered - Here's your chance to roast the one and only -

Oh wait-theirs two of him isn't there B@o 2 is his alter ego,

  Here's your chance to let him have it and give it to him good because it won't be long until you are the next  victim er I mean subject of his most interesting blogger post.

B@O you knew this day would come - here is your fifteen minutes of fame.