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Jeff Gordon Will Win At Bristol
Aug 20, 2008 | 4:09PM | report this

  BRISTOL                         

The track know for raising tempers and flinging helmets you just gotta love it.

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Patience is the key strategy at Bristol picking  the right time to pass is of the upmost importance one wrong move and five or six cars go flying by you  and all you can do is watch them as they do.

I love this track in fact its in my top five . There is so much carniege in this race it almost makes you feel for the sheet metal.

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I will almost guarentee there will be no car finish this race that dosn't have a dent or two- well maybe Kyle Petty Or Mikey Waltrip (sorry photo).

As for the picks of the century( which by the way last week I got two right) Heres they are.

Drum roll please-

Jeff Gordon will win at Bristol -(believe it or not)

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2nd- will be Kurt Bush he always seem to do well at Bristol.

3rd-will be Kyle Busch with or without a magnet.

4th will be  Greg Biffle.

5th- will be Tony Stewart.

I know what your thinking what no Jr. ?   I think he will be in the top ten and if he does happen to pull off the win great but don't count on it.

I hope everyone has a great racing weekend and good luck to your driver .

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Will Kurt Busch win at Michigan ?
Aug 12, 2008 | 3:31PM | report this

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Will Kurt Busch win at Michigan ? I would have said yes if his brother wasn't  on such a tear this season.

Track Stats.

Location
Brooklyn, MI Distance / Track Type
2 Mile Oval 18-degree bank Nextel Cup Top Race Speed
173.997 by Dale Jarrett on 6/13/1999 Nextel Cup Top Qualifying Speed
194.232 by Ryan Newman on 6/18/2005 Busch Top Race Speed
167.91 by Jeff Burton on 8/15/1998 Busch Top Qualifying Speed
186.548 by Greg Biffle on 8/18/2007 Craftsman Truck Top Race Speed
154.044 by Brendan Gaughan on 7/26/2003 Craftsman Truck Top Qualifying Speed
181.612 by Kyle Busch on 6/18/2005

 

Last weekends race was a nice change of pace from the previous two we got to see some racin and lots of green laps I don't know if the weather is going to give way this weekend from the looks of it so far rain may be in the forcast.

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This weeks picks are as follows.

1st place-Kyle Busch -why not ? the dude is on fire.

2nd- Kurt Busch-wouldn't that be cool watching the brothers fighting for the win ?

3rd-Dale Jr. He needs to start taking it a little more serious and finishing in the top 5 or even ten.

4th-Carl Edwards-Why not ? He's been tearing it up here lately-And he just loves showing everyone the back flip.

5th Tony Stewart- Tony needs to finish in the top 5 also -hopefully he does.

 Good Luck to all your drivers this weekend and

GO Jr. Drive It Like You Stole It..

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Kyle Busch Will win at Michigan
Jun 11, 2008 | 3:34PM | report this

img_10-2.jpg picture by jokerswild_2008 After a horrible finish last week look for Kyle Busch to redeem himself at Michigan International Speedway this weekend, And after the Magical Mystery tour

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 he had he'll be rested and ready to once again drive hisToyota like he stole it

.t1-kyle_busch2.jpg picture by jokerswild_2008 And lets see I picked Jaun Pablo Montoya last weekend to wreck w/E.sadler I was half right this week I predict Denny Hamlin reeking havoc and causing a multiple car pile up.

Coming in second will be Tony Stewart and Third will be Jimmy Johnson --rounding out the top five will be Kasey Kahne and Matt Kennseth. And I see Jr. finishing 6th or 7th and maybe sliding to 4th in  the points standing.

I hear alot of talk about Ford  and how they are going to run well at Michigan but its going to be a Toyota that they'll be chaseing.

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Heres hopeing every Father has a great Fathers Day weekend.

And good luck to your driver unless its Kyle Busch they'll need it.

 

 

Disclaimer--In no way do I root for K.Busch and do not think he is going to win -this is attempt to put the whammy on him by picking him and Hope #88 does better than I predicted but I still think Denny Hamlin will wreck someone ..

" Go #88 Go "

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Kyle bush wins 'Yeah wild thing
May 10, 2008 | 8:22PM | report this

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 love him or hate him you have to admit the guy can drive a racecar'''

Now I am not a fan of his by any stretch of the imagination in fact everytime I think of him I get a little acid reflux that sticks in my neck''

Im a Jr/Smoke fan and really havent givin K.Busch any credit lately... .....but fair is fair...

 Im humbled by this youngster and reluctantly have to say he's allright...Ok..He's purty good..But that' s  all your getting from me

Congrats Kyle Busch you deserve it..

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Dale Jr.will win at Darlington
May 06, 2008 | 8:42AM | report this

Lets see whos laughing at the end of this weekends race it won't be this guy

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Dale Jr. will get his first Victory in over two seasons this weekend at the Dodge Challenger 500 at Darlington Raceway..

I foresee bad things happining to K.Busch... he'll be lucky to finish the race...But its not from who you may think...J.Pablo Montoyaist1_2680323_big_red_bull.jpg picture by jokerswild_2008 will take him out with less than ten laps to go... when K.Busch will try to come underneath him ...He'll hit the brakes then catch the back end of Buschs bumper sending him into the wall...Karma will come full circle..y1pKBbbEPqlTKoHyOY56H7FWIk42mENkg4-.jpg Ying e Yang image by hermionefra

Jr. will be in the hunt for most of the race then he will make his move with 10 to go passing teammates  J.Johnson and J.Gordon ...

Finishing #1 #2 #3 Hendrick motors makes the statement of the year in this race...

Go JR.GO...DALE_JR_88_GRN.gif image by jokerswild_2008


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"Kyle Petty will win at Bristol "
Mar 14, 2008 | 3:26PM | report this

    KYLE_PETTY_4086.thumb.jpg  Kyle Petty is going to win at Bristol this Sunday and before you have snot bubbles shooting out of your nostrils from laughing hear me out.

Let me  break down the  the senario I see happening, Kyle will run in about 30th or so palce for at least half of the race, Then as the race proggreses I see some  wrecks happining in the front of the pack, and he will continue to move up , By 3/4 through the race he will be in about 15th or so spot ,

Then there will be another wreck and he will barely make it through the carneige and again he will move up several spots moving him into lets say 8th position,

Then lets say 20laps to go he will start to make his move and after a brilliant pit stop with four fresh goodyears he will move up to 3rd place battleing Matt kennseth and Jr. for the win,

With one  lap to go and in the final stretch Kennseth will blow out all four Goodyear tires and take Jr. out with him Kyle barely misses both cars

at the last second as all three cars are crossing the finish line  Jr.s car sideways  Kennseths  faceing the wrong way , Kyle  will just edge out Jr. for the win Matt comming in 3rd..

Yes folks this is going to happin place your bets.. :)

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