I seen a lotta people lookin' for a moonbeam.
Yeah, ya spent a lot. Ya got lost in the jet-stream.
But ev'rybody wants some.
I want some too. - Van Halen

So im looking around and notice that  alot of older franchise's are winning NFL championships -

And I'm  thinking to myself (it hurts when I think ) -How long has it been since Cleveland  has won a Championship?                  

                                        1964 Browns

1964 is the Year

The Upset Heard 'Round The Pro Football World Happened !!!

The Browns wern't givin a chance in hell against Johnny Unitas and The Baltimore Colts (*who had one of their best seasons since 1959*) With beasts on their roster like J.Unitas - Lenny Moore - John Mackey  -

However homefield advantage was in favor of the Browns (*Who have the best fans in the world* -The Dog Pound Rules)!!

The Browns didn't score at all in the first half, But then started Mauling the Colts and scored 24 unanswered points -

Gary Collins was superman in that game for the Browns catching two crutial TD passes-

The Football world was  shocked!!!!

as to what just transpiered for they (The Browns) had defeated the "Mighty"Baltimore Colts and Johnny U. - earning them their fourth World Championship - and their final one!.

They didn't even call them Super Bowls back then that's how long ago it was.

                                                1964 thats a long time ago -

                                "GO BROWNS"

(source of 1964 Browns -Wikipedia Browns Championships search).

"As we live a life of ease
Everyone of us has all we need
Sky of blue and sea of green
In our yellow submarine. -(The Beatles)

Well if we  "All"  live on a Yellow Submarine drop me off at the next port - I want out- Iv'e had it with Players that make more than some small countries- crying about this and that - I can't stand to see grown men acting like my two year old when I take his pacifier away.

And how about all the second chances they #### away- It makes me sick-I can't stand to see a player getting away with the breaking of laws repeatedly-and getting away with #### that would get me and you locked up. Let me try and beat my wife and see how long it takes for the PO-PO to have me in cuffs!!

And crying over a bruised this or strained that-Be like Ronnie Lott and just cut it off and keep playing -Bunch of sissys-Where have all the real men of football gone? Wheres #### Butkis when we need him ?Wheres The Jack Lamberts of the league ?-Or the Walter Paytons?

Cry me a Philp Rivers and whats up with another steroid scandal ?-Makes me sick to see players resorting to cheating to gain an advantage-Oh well they'll probably just smack their hands and tell them to be good boys- I would be getting twisted into a pretzel by a rookie cop- If I got caught with steroids.

Sorry bout the rant- Carry on.

Well I see the port just off the bow - this is my stop--I'm outta here...

              JOKERSWILD Deals The Cards 10/21/08 

        Time again to deal the cards to those who are deserving.

NFL :

Well week 7 is in the books and some great games were played.

The Ace -Goes to Da Bears as much as I hate giving it to them being a Vikings fan  they deserve it for dropping 48 points on the Norseman.

The King - goes to The Patriots for stomping a mudhole into the Broncos dropping 41 points on them and only giving up 7.

The Queen - goes to the Steelers for beating the Benglals 38 to 10.

The Wild Card goes to The Rams for smaking The Cowboys around and beating them 34 to 14.

MLB :

The  Ace goes to The Phillies and The Rays for winning their respective divisions and advancing to The World Series.

NCAA Football :

In this catagorie I will deal the cards acording to the strength of the opponent and only the top 25 teams qualifiy.

The Ace- you would think should go to USC -nope they beat who ? 1 and 6 Washington State -

The Ace goes to Texas for beating MizzU 56 to 31.

The King goes to TCU for beating a undefeated BYU 32 to 7

The Queen- goes to USU for stomping WSU 69 to nothing - USC is a strong team but they have to beat a better opponent to get a higher card.

The Wild Card goes to The Buckeyes for beating a 5 and1 Michigan State 45 to 7 The Buckeyes have only givin up 10 points in their last two games.

NASCAR :

The Ace - Goes to Jimmie Johnson for winning at Martinsville.

The King goes to Dale Jr. For running a gret race and coming in second.

The Queen- Fittingly goes to Cousin Carl Edwards

And finally The Wild Card goes to Jeff Gordon.

Well thats how the cards were dealt this week stay tuned for more dealin next week.

                        The Juice Got  "SQUEEZED"

Here we have a man that had the world in the palm of his hands great college career great NFL career endosment deals left and right.

All for nothing .

         Fall from grace well thats putting it mildly.

To say this blogroom lately has been lacking drama excitment and more drama would be a gross understatement.

I sit back after a long- hot- hard day at work pour myself a cold frosty beverage and LMFAO.

Can it get any more fun than this I ask you? Lets take a look at the last few days in a nutshell -

SRM claimed that someone had anatomical male member envy and got his post deleted for challenging the PAC 10's  biggest Homers - Now me I seen a little humor and tounge in cheek in the post -apparently some didn't.

B@O was roasted by me then he rosted Nique- sounds like a whole lot of roasting going on - I'm glad they both have a sense of humor and handled thier roasting with class and tact.

Ed Clinch claims Porn will lessen your manhood - Ron Jeremy disagrees- It's a double edged sword isn't it ?.

Speed Beagle claims the GGW Racing Team isn't allowed in Monoco - Damn and I love Playing cards.

Political talk is taking over the comment sections- you know who you are - I know theres an upcoming election and all but I try to keep politics to myself and who Im voting for-

Ok Im voting for Photogr there I said it and I feel better having said it.

The Reverend plays cards for money - man does that statement sound oxymoronic or what ? I really like the way this guy tells a story I felt as if I was across the table from him - I would have checked and waited to see what he raised then either reraised or went all in- Im good with two pair the full boat was the frosting on the cake.

The Dallas Cowboy Team page is sometimes the funniest page in all of this blogashere man It gets crazy in there.

All I have to say to you all is thanks for keeping me entertained and in some cases keeping it a little to real.  ~ LMAO ...

Thanks again.

  ...JW

                       Who's behind the door ?

I'll give you hints and you guess who's behind doors one two and three.

Door # 1

He's the only player in collegiate history to have  started in four Rose Bowl games.

He rushed for 5,589 yards on 924 carries in his four seasons in college.

Who's behind  door # 1 ?

Door # 2

He batted .275 with 15 home runs and 82 RBIs in his rookie season earning him Rookie of the year honors.

He has earned ten gold gloves.

He has been an AllStar 12 times.

Who's behind  door #2 ?

Door #3

She recieved the Olympic Order the highest award givin by the Olympic committee and is the only person to have won this twice.

During the 1970's  she won her third consecutive European all -around title becoming the first gymnast,male or female, to achieve this feat.

She was the first to have ever scored a perfect 10.0.

Who's behind door number 3 ?

                                             
      Name Association

Heres how this works -I give a name then you give the answer that first pops into your head.

                         Example.         Arod =  Unproductive 

1. Michael Phelps =

2. Kyle Busch=

3. Brett Farve=

4. Sean Merriman=

5. Ronnie Lott=

6. Kobe Bryant=

7. Charlie Weis=

8. Joe Paterno=

9. Rick Neuheisel=

10. Lebron James=

11. Jim Tressel=

12. Jerry Jones=

13. Arod=

14. Charles Barkley=

15. David Ortiz=

16. Curt  Schilling=

17.Cliff Lee=

18. Michael Strahan=

19.Mike Holmgren=

20. Mike Tyson=

                          Lets see some of your name asscociations.

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           OSU-Is going to have Youngstown State as their first game .

I thought I would do a weekly run down of  Ohio State's victims er I mean opponents.

                                             
       Youngstown State

  Famous alumni-

Some information and statistics are from Wikipedia search Youngstown State.