*  How To Get Blog Comments 101 (part 2) *

Are your blogs being posted only to last a few moments before slipping into the unread abiss ?

Well Im here to help get you back into the most read section of the blogesphere.

First of all make sure you have reserched the subject of your blog before posting it.(nobody will read it if you don't have a clue about the subject you posted) so don't wing it.

Now here are some guarenteed way to get hits.

Mispell some words or get at least one fact wrong in your post and you will be guarenteed to be corrected but hey its a comment and really isn't that what we are after here?

Write a negative blog about Notre Dame and sit back and get ready.

Write a post about how your NCAA football conference is better than the S.E.C  and "BLAM" get ready to have your #### handed to you but its what your after remember that.

Write a blog about a contraversial issue.(Steroids/A-Rod cheating on his wife/Jason Whitlock) you get the picture contraversy sells.

Make sure you reply to all of your commenters  and try engageing them into a conversation I have my PHD in this area and believe me it works.

Write a post about The Lakers or A Negative Laker post there are so many Laker fans im sure you will do well but be carefull I've seen death threats from some they take their team very seriously.

Write a post about the Buckeyes it will bring the S.E.C. homers out of the woodwork and Michigan fans. ( even though these last few years The Buckeyes have kept them in check).

Write a negative post about the Red Sox or any New England team and Double" BLAM" you will soon get what your looking for.

Ok now you're ready and I hope your prepared  good luck and remember its your blog if the trolls seem to be to much to handle you can always resort to your delete button but in doing so you lose a comment.

This has been part 2 in a 5 part series of how to get Blog Comments 101.

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Id like to do a Sports Humor Contest and see who can write the funniest sports related humor post. I know there are alot of you out there that can do this iv'e seen some good ones.

If you are interested in the Contest use the comment section to sign up then after everyone has posted I will put them on this Blog and the voteing will begin.July 1st ----It can be on any Sports related subject.

This should be fun so lets get writing  .

Ok Guys and Gals - We have till the end of this month to write one then I will write a blog and add all of them to it or use this one then people will be able to read them and vote on their favorite-.Voting will begin July 1st.and since thats a busy week for alot of people we will have two weeks of voting and determine the winner then at the end of the second week of July that weekend Saturday the 12th at 10:00Am EST.  The winner will be  revealed-- This way everybody had a chance to read everyones blog and  vote on them.

Dudski I would like to see you in this also KELLYSCOTT-- LisaH -- MartyW -- JL--  Iowa Girl  all the ones who have signed up.FuzzBoss Cowboy4evr -Volfan69-Yeemum--Dwindy-- Fornsic--Photogr..hell theirs so many out there I can't name all of them comeon guys this will be fun.

It would also help if you Fox-mailed me the name of your post to make it easier for me to find in case I miss it....thanks ..........JW

The winner will recieve this prestigious trophy.

Trophy will be copied and pasted to the winners Bio.--Unless they would rather have the real trophy then they will have to give me an address to send it to.--actual  trophy may vary in size shape and color--Jokerswild is not responsible for trophys lost in shipment..

I got a call from one of my favorite bloggers last night and had a chance to do a one on one interview with the famous and well respected LisaH from Fox Sports Blogs.

 She was very nice and soft spoken and had a good sense of humor and don't let the pretty face fool ya guys shes as sharp as a razor when it comes to talking sports.

Here are a list of questions I threw at her and her answers.

1. Besides USC who is your second favorite NCAA football team ?

Florida Gators--Seeing how im a Buckeye fan that one hurt but hey its her pick.

2. Who are your favorite NFL teams ?

She picked The Raiders and The Redskins..I have to give her props for being a Raider fan as bad as they have been she hangs in there while many haved jumped ship a long time ago.

3. What is your favorite food ?

Thai/any exotic food/Italian.

4. If you had a chance to golf with any active golfer who would you pick?

Phil Mikelson ( Lefty ).         

5.who is your favorite group/song ?

O'Fortuna/CarlOrff

6. Who is your favorite Nascar driver ?

without any hesitation.Tony Stewart

7. If you could interview any Pro Player who would it be ?

Michael Vick

8. Who is the best coach in the NFL ?

Bill Parcells

9.Who is your favorite hockey team ?

The  Los Angeles Ducks Of Anaheim 

10.What is your favorite beer ?

Stella Artois-Heinekin-Bohiemia

11. Have you ever surfed ?

Yes in Hawaii...Cool hang ten!

12. What would your dream car be ?

 She said this Lamborghini I told her I would let her borrow mine..

13. What is your favorite TV show ?

American Idol-Law And Order-College Game Day.

I should have guessed College Game Day.

14. Who is your favorite actor ?

Morgan Freeman--great pick I thought

15. What Is you favorite color ?

Yellow--I thought it would be Cardinal and Gold for USC.

16.Who do you think will win between USC and The Buckeyes this season ?

She said USC of course and also added that the Buckeyes wont be able to run against the Trojans.--we will see- we will see. I cant wait untill that game.

17.Can you get me a job with Fox Sports ?

Sure why not..

"COOL"-- I can start Monday and can I get an office with a veiw ?

Really the answer was "NO" but a man can dream.

Thanks Lisa for giving me the chance to ask you a few questions and giving honest answers It was really cool to be able to hear the voice behind the blog and I appreciate it very much..

Thanks again......JW.

Today I had to leave work early for I had  Some really bad symtoms I was at my witts end. So I went to my family MD. to find out what the heck was wrong with me well the news I'm sorry to say is bad news really bad news in fact its horrible news.

After extensive testing and all kinds of bloodwork my Dr. broke the bad news to me I had a severe case of Lackof footballidis (Lack -*Lak- Of -Football- *Idis) he claimed it was the worst case hes ever seen and recomended a specialist.

After I went to the new Doc. he explained to me that my Football Lobe was underactive.Here in the illustration the lobe mentioned  is pictured.

He told me that not filling the football lobe with acts of two teams going after it on the field  and the sounds of cheering crowds and the sights and sounds of hard hitting linebackers and safetys colliding with running backs at full speed is whats wrong with me.

He said it can lead to severe depression and restlessness and mood changes almost like Tourettes Syndrome #### *#### damnit to* #### hell #### son of a #### *  eh sorry bout that it can happen at any time.

But there is some good news I guess its cureable I guess some time soon I will get the needed information that the Football lobe needs and then it will become active and the healing will begin and I should be back to normal in no time (maybe).

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There is a new sport on the horizon and it combines two of the most popular sports Golf  and Football yes Full Contact Golf -(FCG) for short.

This new sport is going to be played while there is a lull in between football seasons so that avid football fans have something they can really get into. All of the rules are still being worked out but here are a few.

After teeing the ball up the golfer has five seconds to hit the ball .there will be an umpire with a stopwatch after the five seconds the ump gives the signal and a fullypadded NFL linebacker will tackle the golfer.

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Now depending if the golfer got the shot off or not is how the game and yardage are determined. If the golfer didnt get the shot off he has to retee from where he landed after the tackle.Then the five second clock starts again.

If he did hit the ball he has to run to where it landed and as soon as he gets there the five second clock starts again. Now if the golfer gets tackled after he hits the ball its a penalty and he gets one free whack at the linebacker with the club of his choice.

Once the golfer has the ball on the green he has ten seconds to line up  read and hit his putt. After the ten seconds the same rules apply as before.- Also I forgot to mention every time the golfer makes a Birdie the football player has to do two shots of the golfers choice of whiskey

The more Birdies the golfer makes the better his chances become for the linebacker to have more trouble getting to  him.

But for every time the Linebacker gets a tackle the golfer has to do two shots of the linebackers choice.we have to keep it fair you know.

Well this sport is on the drawing board and we will welcome added rules and suggestions,,so what do you say is Full Contact Golf on its way to a city near you ??

 After reading about all these greedy pro players out there Ive decided to come out of retirement and play sports again.!! and I will play for the sum of $ 100.000 a season.

You  pick the sport i'll play it- here are some of my stats I run the 40yrd dash in an astounding 5.65 flat I have a vertical jump of 3 inches I can barely bench press 100lbs.--But hey im willing to give any team that takes a chance on me 100% effort on every play of every game.

Its going to be tough on me but im willing to sacrifice .--After playing my last softball game 2 yrs ago I decided it was time to hang up the cleats and suffering 2 pulled hammys and 1 pulled quad my body agreed with the desision.

But now I sit and watch all these Pro Players whinning about their not making enough money I decided its time-- in fact if everybody out there were with me we might have a say in  what stadiums charge for their tickets. here are a list of positions I could play..

1.QB in the NFL sure I cant remember the play book and can't throw over 40yrds but hey what do you want for 100.000 a year

2.Running back in the NFL sure I couldnt shake a tackle or out run anyone but i'll give it 100% guarenteed

3.Defenseman in The NHL sure I cant skate or hit a puck but im willing to get in a scrap and sit in the penalty box.

4.DH for any American League team--This I could actually pull off now im not sending many over the fence but if it's a base hit you need i'll deliver.(maybe)90mph fast balls scare the #### out of me.

5.Bench warmer every team has one and I can warm a bench with the best of them.

6.Center in The NBA ok Im only 5-11 3/4 but I have the ugliest hook shoot you have ever seen but its effective from half court and Im great at hacking anyone who drives the lane..

ok thats just a few but im willing to play any position for the amount specified so any team out there interested in a player that will give you 100% and never whine or cry about my salery or do anything to make your team look bad--give me a call what do you have to lose?

 In the movie Scarface there is a line when Tony M. says-" Im the bad guy" you need me so that you can point your finger at me and say thats the bad guy.

How true is it that we need the bad guy the media wouldnt survive if all they had were stories about some guy rescues a cat out of a tree or billy helped some ol' lady across the street again..

we need the bad guys so that we the court of public oppinion can point our fingers and say" their the bad guys"..

Roger C...OJ. S....BarryB...Pete R. well you get it the list goes on and on

what would it be like if everybody was perfect?-and no human error was ever commited? -

 now dont get me wrong I dont condone their behavior but hey they are only human are they not?..

and we need them to point  our fingers at and say their the bad guys.

So is it wrong of us to put our two cents in when we see someone breaking the rules or the law..? I know ive been guilty of it myself but it dosnt make me right ....

But I do find myself scanning the web looking for the next victim that was unfoutunate to get caught doing something stupid and salavating as I write a post about it.

 in that respect I am a bad guy- but isnt that what everybody wants.?.to be the bad guy?

 Ya Mon I see the resemblence between you and Bob Marley" We be jammin"

Joakim Noah  got arrested on Sunday for carrying an alcoholic beverage in public and a big ol'' Ganja cigarette in his pocket.

Now its not for certain if he was hanging out with Josh Howard or Ricky Williams at the time But it wouldnt have surprised me.

Now I know it was just a little of the hemp and should be no big deal" right mon" But then again he is in a leauge that has supposed drug tests and is a supposed role model for kids that beg for his autograph  even if a player dosnt want to be a role model for kids aka C.Barkley it comes with that big fat paycheck you get..

Maybe he invested in the wizzanator to pass these tests or maybe its ok to puff the green  in the NBA..Who knows but it seems to happen alot..correct me if im wrong but didnt Parrish get arrested years ago for recieving like a pound in his mailbox..Talk about lazy (just send it to me)..Next time get in the car and go get it like everyone else..

I personally dont have a problem with people smoking a little of the ganja as long as their not around children and do it in a peacefull manner. I bet there are more crimes commited by people drinking alcohol than people smoking herb..

But it is still illigal in most of the country and you are risking alot by doing so  and even risking moreso if you are an athlete.

What are some of your thoughts on the subject..?