Being an Indian Fan Is tough... every time I start to like a player hes gone which leaves me now with a $150.00 dollar jersey a C.C. Sabathia Indians Jersey which now leaves me wondering what to do with it ?

Now that he is with the brew crew I wont be needing it anymore...So I've thought of a few things I could use it for.

1.I could use it to wax my car.

2.I could use it to check the oil in my car.

3.I could lend it to the French to use as a flag the next time they need to surender.                            

4.I could give it to a homeless person.

5.I could always use it for emergency toilet paper.

6.Or I could give it to this guy to use as a jizz rag in the next porno he makes.                                            
  

I'll tell you one thing I will never buy another jersey with a players name on it  again- I've learned my leason