Being an Indian Fan Is tough... every time I start to like a player hes gone which leaves me now with a $150.00 dollar jersey a C.C. Sabathia Indians Jersey which now leaves me wondering what to do with it ?
Now that he is with the brew crew I wont be needing it anymore...So I've thought of a few things I could use it for.
1.I could use it to wax my car.
2.I could use it to check the oil in my car.
3.I could lend it to the French to use as a flag the next time they need to surender.
4.I could give it to a homeless person.
5.I could always use it for emergency toilet paper.
6.Or I could give it to this guy to use as a jizz rag in the next porno he makes.
I'll tell you one thing I will never buy another jersey with a players name on it again- I've learned my leason
Kyle Busch Is definitly tearing up the tracks this season and got his 6th win of the season this weekend at Daytona.
So will he be the best ever ? Where does he rank amongst drivers with wins in a season? Here are his carrer stats Career Stats >.
Lets compare him to a couple and see if hes just a flash in the pan or can we place his name besides some of the best Nascar has to offer Some of these drivers have won The championship in Nascar and have had bad years after could this happen to K.Busch?
First lets compare him to Jimmy Johnson here are his carrer stats Career Stats > with 8 wins in 2004 and 10 in 2007 K.Busch is still yet to match these numbers.
Now lets compare him with Jeff Gordon here are Jeff Gordons carrer stats Career Stats >with 10 wins in 1996 and 1997 and 13 in 1998.
Dale Jr. Career Stats > has 18 wins since starting and 6 in 2004.
Tony Stewart his only 6 win season was in 2000 Career Stats >But he does have a championship under his belt.
Now im not going to go back to Former drivers just active ones to be fair.
So is Kyle Busch the real deal or just having a great season?
I guess time will tell and Im not handing him the trophy for this season just yet Its not over by a long shot
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Mispell some words or get at least one fact wrong in your post and you will be guarenteed to be corrected but hey its a comment and really isn't that what we are after here?
Write a negative blog about Notre Dame and sit back and get ready.
Write a post about how your NCAA football conference is better than the S.E.C and "BLAM" get ready to have your #### handed to you but its what your after remember that.
Write a blog about a contraversial issue.(Steroids/A-Rod cheating on his wife/Jason Whitlock) you get the picture contraversy sells.
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Write a post about the Buckeyes it will bring the S.E.C. homers out of the woodwork and Michigan fans. ( even though these last few years The Buckeyes have kept them in check).
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J.Macs updated Photo after plowing into Jr. this weekend.
Jamie McMurray will Win the Coke Zero 400.
Then as soon as he wins he will immediately retire and start on his life time dream job. A Good Humor Ice Cream Driver I know this may come a shock to many of you he was qouted as saying but a man has to follow his dream.
The citizens of course are a little on edge about his newest veture for they fear for the safety of their children.
One concerened citizen was quoted as saying "Have you seen that crazy guy on the track ? and he wants to drive up and down my street"
Speaking of J.Mac its really hard to get upset with such a nice guy hows the saying go" Nice Guys Finish Last" I guess he lives that motto everytime he gets behind the wheel of a racecar.
If you look at the guys stats (which I have) hes not that great of a racecar driver. -Maybe he'll do better in his new line of work.
I guess you could blame a-lot of his losses on bad luck.Because if it wasn't for bad luck he'd have no luck at all- 4 wins since 2002- - 29 DNFs -great numbers don't you think.
Now for the rest of the race Predictions
2nd-will be none other than Kyle Busch
3rd-will be Matt Kennseth
4th-will be Kasey Kahne
5th-will be Denny Hamlin
Seriously -Jamie Mac is a really good guy and I wish him the best at his new career choice following the race.
I hope everyone has a great Holiday Weekend and Good Luck to your driver.
Here is some history on the track we will be racing on
Surface/Size Asphalt/One-third mile oval
HISTORY
Columbus Motor Speedway (CMS), organized in 1945 by the late John Nuckles and a group of motorcycle enthusiasts, has become one of the top drawing sporting attractions in central Ohio during the past 50 years. After purchasing a 50 acre tract of land on the southeast edge of Columbus in 1945, the group, led by Nuckles carved out a one-third mile "true" oval and held the first motorcycle race in the fall of 1946.
In 1947 there were two motorcycle events and a roadster show held at the speedway. Motorcycles and occasionally roadsters raced at the speedway until 1950 when lights were installed and the first stock car event held. Races were run every Friday night featuring 1937 - 1949 coupes and sedans. The track was paved in 1957 and the program progressed from the stocks to the super modifieds and eventually to the current super Late Models.
In 1953 the track was incorporated with 11 members comprising the board of directors and John Nuckles serving as President. The elder Nuckles continued to run the speedway until his unexpected death in 1965. The highest paying race of the year is now held in his memory, and the 1996 John Nuckles Memorial will be presented July 27th. In the years surrounding Nuckles' death, all of the original members of the corporation left. In 1971 James Nuckles, the only son of John and Esther Nuckles, became the sole owner. The speedway has subsequently become a family operation with Jim's son Jerry acting as Vice President and his wife Barbara serving as concession manager. Jim's youngest son Jeff, is the promotional director while his oldest son John is a consultant. Jim and Barbara's fourth son, Jamie, was also actively involved at the oval until his death in 1974.
There have been many aspiring professionals and seasoned veterans cut their teeth on the demanding third-mile oval. Such names as Neal Sceva, #### Freeman, Benny Parsons and Ralph O'Day just to name a few. It was a humid night in the summer of 1957 that a modified built by the Miller brothers from Columbus and driven by Jim Cushman made automotive history as the first ever winged racecar. Many people laughed, but not for long as the primitive creation decimated the competition. Columbus native and long time ASA stand-out Don Gregory was a Sunday night staple at the speedway for more than a decade driving the purple and white number 7 owned by Bud St Amant. Gregory dominated both Late Model and Sportsman competition in the 60's and 70's. The late 1970's brought huge crowds and purses to CMS along with correspondingly stiff competition. With weekly attendance of nearly 4,000, the average winners share of the purse was nearly $1500. Ed Howe of Beaverton, Michigan made weekly treks to CMS to compete against the likes of #### Dunlevy Sr., Harold Smith and #### Bicketstaff. It was not uncommon to see 30 car fields and intense action every week.
Our Race
We are going to be mixing it up today folks because we are not only racing we are "TRAILER RACING" You heard me we will be pulling a trailer behind us while we race this a real event that they do here at Columbus Motor Speedway.
RULES
Rules are there are no rules when it comes to trailer racing lets just hope the family is not in the back of the trailer. lol
Also this will be a Memorial Race In honor Of Bobbie Nuckles who recently passed-.R.I.P.- B.Nuckles
Here are a few You Tubes about Columbus Motor Speedway to give you an Idea what your in for.
And also here is a link to the Speedway just to check it out and get further info.
In this post you may be subjected to humor and may become involved with the humor or may" BE" the humor so grow a set or grow some thicker skin Or know "WHEN TO" stop crying.
Theres no crying in sports blogs :(
So far in Blogs- I've been naked in a bobsled with other naked men-(I still cringe and have nightmares from that horrible day.)-
Ive been electrocuted and ever since I can't complete a full
Ive been left on racing tracks drunk and prodded with light sabers--
Neck slapped by FuzzBoss on a tricycle-
Put in drag clothing and teased-(the silk panties feel nice though :) -
Well you get the picture there are more but they only bring back the Tourettes- and cold sweats -lol-
So don't be surpriesed when you end up on the recieving end.
The picture above is an opticle illusion if you look really hard you'll see the #17 and a car.
Now onto better things- I appreciate everyone that has entered the humor contest and am really surpriesed by the amount of entrys and even more surpriesed by how funny they are-
I really didn't know that many of you guys and gals had that good of a sense of humor I never see that side of many of these bloggers.
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Well thanks again for the visit and as always I appreciate it......JW
Kyle Busch will win this weekend in fact he will win all the remaining races this season.
In a closed door meeting this week( K.Busch excluded )All the Nascar drivers discussed stratagies to beat the young phenon and noone could come up with a fessable way to beat the driver.
How do you beat this guy? you can't outdrive him-you can't outrun him-you can't wait for him to make mistakes-your sponsors can't outspend his.
We may as well just hand him the trophy now and all go to Disney World one driver was overheard as saying.
Hes a damn alien hes just not human another driver added.
Here for the first time may be some evidence.
Maybe thats why he always wears those shades.
In all seriousness I give Kyle Busch his props on his suscess this season and I really don't think the drivers in the chase are ready to give up just yet.
So heres my predictions for the Lenox Industial Tools 301
Coming in 1st. Kyle Busch
2nd.Jeff Burton in this car.
3rd.Kasey Kahne
4th. Kyle Petty Ok I learned hes going to be in the booth-(Thanks Moseby-Gerrel) so it will be Terry Labonte dressed up like K.Petty and will be driving his car--The Iceman commeth..lol
5th.Jaun Pablo Montoya
You notice I didn't pick any of my favorites theres a reason for that.
I am a football fan first and foremost I will root for any team as long as their not playing the Buckeyes and am also a Nascar fan and root for Dale Jr. and Tony Stewart I like humor and jokes and stay away from politics and religion I have a black belt in crowbar and baseball bat I love dancing with Kangaroos and cliff diving into a swimming pool
Who needs a stupid counter anyway either you read it or you didn't..JW
J.Macs updated Photo after plowing into Jr. this weekend.
Because if it wasn't for bad luck he'd have no luck at all- 4 wins since 2002- - 29 DNFs -great numbers don't you think.
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