Im Happy Are You ?
by: JOKERSWILD
What Do I Do With My CC Jersey Now?
Jul 08, 2008 | 3:11PM | report this

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Being an Indian Fan Is tough... every time I start to like a player hes gone which leaves me now with a $150.00 dollar jersey a C.C. Sabathia Indians Jersey which now leaves me wondering what to do with it ?

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Now that he is with the brew crew I wont be needing it anymore...So I've thought of a few things I could use it for.

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1.I could use it to wax my car.

2.I could use it to check the oil in my car.

3.I could lend it to the French to use as a flag the next time they need to surender.                            

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4.I could give it to a homeless person.

5.I could always use it for emergency toilet paper.

6.Or I could give it to this guy to use as a jizz rag in the next porno he makes.                                            
  

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I'll tell you one thing I will never buy another jersey with a players name on it  again- I've learned my leason

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JOKERSWILD
Jul 8, 2008
3:17 PM
Hello is this thing on ? I still have to figgue out what to do with all the Budweiser Jr. wear I have..Jeesh

Last edited by JOKERSWILD on July 15th at 7:02 AM.

misery1
Jul 8, 2008
3:24 PM
You could start by spelling Jersey correctly.

Is this a sign that the Indians have given up the season, before the all star break???

I here your pretty famous around here, kinda hoped you would welcome me on my first post here, even Lisa stopped by to wish me well, oh well...

Last edited by misery1 on July 8th at 3:27 PM.

JOKERSWILD
Jul 8, 2008
3:36 PM
Your not Kathy Bates are you ?

Welcome aboard to you. you should have fun in this place and good luck..

and you'll find some words in mine and several other bloggers posts are mispelled on(pourpuss) we arn't here trying for pulitzers and I do it in spite I hated my english teachers.

Last edited by JOKERSWILD on July 8th at 4:39 PM.

slshusker
Jul 8, 2008
5:53 PM
To hell with CC on the uniform.
I hope it doesn't have JEARSEY printed on it.

volfan69
Jul 8, 2008
5:56 PM
JW, I give mine to Goodwill. There are kids that need them. FOXmail about the contest when you have time.

volfan69
Jul 8, 2008
5:58 PM
ALL OF MINE HAVE JEARSEY ON THEM! So what?

JOKERSWILD
Jul 8, 2008
6:12 PM
Sis-Thats what I get for buying it huh? it wont happen again.

Vol-lol- I fixed the spelling I know I can draw Hanahan and sis out with a mispelled word or two That part of the reason I do it and sometimes I just don't know how to spell the word.lol and I'll get with ya on the contest.

slshusker
Jul 8, 2008
6:32 PM
Jokers...it's SLS.
Do you have the Kelly Scott version of spellcheck?
I always notice the front page lead ins on articles, especially when it's strange words.

There's a Laker lover whose first two sentences aren't even sentences.

justanotherfan
Jul 8, 2008
6:33 PM
JOKERSWILD
If you'll prescribe to the fact the T-shirt was meant to be a souvenir. Perhaps you could auction it off to someone who'd be interested in buying for what it's worth.

tatianagolovin

Or perhaps you could send it to tennis player Tatiana Golovin ? She looks as if she'd be willing to wear the shirt of your back.


But whatever choice you make I'll back your to the end.


justan' aka tophatal .........

JOKERSWILD
Jul 8, 2008
6:59 PM
SLS wow I just couldnt see it sorry bout that my man what does SLS stand for anyway?

Yeah I borrow his spell checker..lol and thats how me and B@O get you to read our stuff.lol

Top- my wife would probably get a little upset if I were to give the lady below my shirt so I can't but as always thanks for the suggestion and pics.

Last edited by JOKERSWILD on July 9th at 7:43 AM.

justanotherfan
Jul 9, 2008
7:29 AM
JOKERSWILD
But let's say you were to donate it to Rosie O'Donnell. What'd she thinking of you then ? Better to be straight up honest than letting her think otherwise.

I see that the Cubs mean business ? The pulled off an astonishing trade in gettingf Harden from the A's plus a few other complementary pieces. That NL Central Division is now up for grbs and it'll now become real contentious betwee all of the main contenders. You know that the Cardinals'll do something also. As they don't to be seen as being lef in the dust.

And now Smoke'll definitely be leaving JOGR for Ganassi in the Sprint Cup Series where he'll become fully involved in all aspects of their ownership. From what I've been led to believe he'll become a staked owner with his name fully incorporated into the entity. It'll be a good thing for both him and Ganassi as a whole.

Joe Gibbs himseif is an honorable man. As he could've held Stewart's feet to the fire and make him fulfill his contractual obligations.


justan' aka tophatal ..........


Last edited by justanotherfan on July 9th at 7:31 AM.

Hanahan
Jul 9, 2008
9:03 AM
One more use for it.... If it were CC's actual size jerzee, it would be big enough to sail a yacht, or yot.

JOKERSWILD
Jul 9, 2008
9:14 AM
Hanahan--lol--It could make a sail for a boat or a tent.

moseby75
Jul 9, 2008
9:29 AM
Don't people wrap tomato plants up with cloth or plastic until the vines are strong? You could become a part-time gardener, JW.

JOKERSWILD
Jul 9, 2008
9:40 AM
Moseby-I do grow my own ! (tomatoes) that is.

aero13
Jul 9, 2008
9:42 AM
hey,nobody told me we were being graded on our spelling!

SRMgenius
Jul 9, 2008
9:53 AM
give it to volfan as reward for winning the humor contest

JOKERSWILD
Jul 9, 2008
10:18 AM
aero--me eithererr..lol

SRM--lol-I don't know its worth more than the trophy- well "was" worth more..

SRMgenius
Jul 9, 2008
10:32 AM
JW, if you want my honest opinion, hang onto it. Think about it. If he turns out great and becomes a HOFer the jersey would be worth plenty. If its a good quality jersey hang onto it, as time passes it will be more cool that you have it. Wouldnt you think a Deion Sanders Falcons jersey would be cool? I would.

JOKERSWILD
Jul 9, 2008
10:52 AM
SRM- I guess your right if he wins a couple more cy youngs it would represent his first that he got while with the Indians I might just put a plastic bag over it and hide it in the back of the closet out of site out of mind they say.

kellyscott
Jul 9, 2008
10:59 AM
sell IT ON EBAY????

JOKERSWILD
Jul 9, 2008
11:23 AM
Kelly- how much would you give me for it ?

Sodacan80
Jul 9, 2008
11:58 AM
I havent tlked on ur blog for a while. idc as long as the cardinals win the division lol. Good luck with your jersey. Ill take it ur ready for the batman movie to come out?

JOKERSWILD
Jul 9, 2008
12:04 PM
Sodacan-yeah I hear great things about it I guess I have always been a fan of Batman but for some strange reason I always rooted for the villians- I guess its because you always know in the end the good guys always win just once I want the good guy to be on the loseing end..lol

Thanks for dropping by.

justanotherfan
Jul 9, 2008
12:17 PM
JOKERSWILD
I have it on good authority that Denise Milani'll take it off your hand to cover up her ample assets. Would it really faze you if she were to do that ?


denisemilani

As it is alrey they're rounded up and pointing in the right direction.


Also I'm trying to find out the answer to this very question. Milani is said to be a staple on the NASCAR circuit conducting interviews with the drivers. But to date I've yet to see her on any of the broadcast or cable networks that carry the sport. And I don't think that she's on any NASCAR owned entity carrying a show at all. Inquring minds need to know in particular this one !



justan' aka tophatal .....


Last edited by justanotherfan on July 9th at 12:19 PM.

JOKERSWILD
Jul 9, 2008
12:29 PM
Top- I wouldn't have a problem with her wearing it and I have never seen any coverage of her on Nascar so I couldn't tell you for sure but as far as I know the answer is no.

fuzzboss
Jul 9, 2008
1:16 PM
Nah....keep it so you can be reminded of what you did wrong....no wait, you have Buckeye Sweetie to remind you of that!! Just kidding Sweetie, don't hit me!

fuzzboss
Jul 9, 2008
1:21 PM
An...iffen yer from the Garden State it is joisy!

orange_u_glad
Jul 9, 2008
8:00 PM
I say give it a viking funeral! Throw it on a pile of wood, pour some gas on it and light it and stand back while it burns as your sipping on your favorite cold beer!!!

JOKERSWILD
Jul 15, 2008
7:03 AM
Orange you glad---LOL that sounds fitting thanks for the suggestion..

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