*Pessimistic optimisms and other oxymoronic truths*
Welcome to the thoughts of an optimistic peesimist with a twist of oxymoronic truth.
I love" Jumbo Shrimp" that have "Millitary Inteligence" It forces me to be "Cruel to be Kind" to them as I slowly bite their tails off.
The Doliphins are going to the "Soft Rock" in the AFC East this season the "Mercy Killings" they will be recieving are going to be falling on deaf ears with" Deafening Silenece" as the "Holy War" of the NFL continues to hurt these "Mini Giants"but they should still be able to pick up thier "Death Benefits" when the season is done.
It's no "Open Secret" unless it's to a "Liberal Conservative" That the Giants will not be the "Sports Sedan" they were last season, The loss of two of their best pass rushers gives them "Great Deficiency" in their defensive line and without their"Small Crowd" to anchor the D they will become victims of "Freindly Fire" by opposing running backs.
The "Cincinnati Bengals" ( which by the way have there ever been bengal tigers in Cincinnati other than in their zoo?) are the "Alien Residents" of the AFC South and will be the "Non Dairy Creamer" to any opponents coffee as they try to get their "Controlled Chaos" of a team together it is no "Open Secret" that they will be "Icy Hot" and thier offense will "Start Stopping" and their "Forward Retreat" will be the laughing stock of the NFL again or can we "Expect the Unexpected" from them this season.
Well since this is a "Free Speech Zone" I will end with this for I will be busy today watching political adds with supposed "Responsible Govenment" nominies promising us "Government Organazation" but in truth they will be "Accidently on Purpose" lying through their teeth.
After watching the adds I will go to the store to pick up some "Genuine Veneer" to fix the counter with and stop by the "Full Time Day Care" to pick up the young ones then return to my house to find my "Wireless Cable" being installed then I should be able to get on my "Microsoft Works" and resume my blogging.
So until next time unless im "Found Missing" expect this "Dumb Genius" to be "Drinking Responsibly" and visiting my online "Strippers Dressing Room" an thinking of more Oxymoronic Truths.
I thought i understood this until the point came where i couldent comprehend it. But thats not to say i dont get you because i just cant figure you out. Thanks for this mind bending experience wich has left me feeling smarter..
Hey Jokerswild, did Pryor look pretty good and piosed for a young guy. Barring injury, he wwill be awesome. For once I'll come out of ther start and say Ohio State looked good, with their lumbering giant O-line.
Quick question, off the subject, but i couldent help but notice that the Indians pulled off a 10 game winning streak and you never mentioned it, WHY? when the Mets did it i wrote 3 posts..
and part of that 11 outta 12 was 2 0f 3 from the ANGELS, your boys had a good 2 weeks
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Hey, I forgot to say congrats on the win by the Buckeyes. That was a great game. Man, I had the computer and three TV's on in the office yesterday. What a great day for football. Did you get to see the game that Michigan and Utah played? That was great also. OH! my son-in-law graduated from Eastern Carolina. What a game that was! I'm so excited about college football. Tomorrow is "our" day! Man I hope we live up to expectations here in TN. Florida and LSU were awesome. I LOVE FOOTBALL! LOL
Gambit told me how to get on ESPN360 on the computer. I sure hope he is doing okay. I think he was leaving about 3 AM this morning. Have you heard anything from him? I offered him a room with me, but I think he was heading toward Memphis. As always, thanks.
Last question, is the young Mr. Wells doing okay? That really made me sick to see him hurt. That could have been my son or yours. I can't believe so many people were saying ugly things about him on the boards.
This was certainly a "Top floor" blog, a real "true story", if "strangely familiar"! You are a "well-known secret" here at FS, you deserve a "Krispy Kreme" for this idea, it's really "good s . h . i . t ." There's a "huge shortage" of creativity such as this these days.
I was talking to the "player coach" of our local semipro football team, and he was upset that a "forward lateral" had cost us the last game. I said that it was of "minor importance".
He used to be a "light heavyweight" in the MMA.
Usually I like your music, but this "soft rock" IMO stinks (or sucks) - "same difference"!
Jokerswild
Well one can already see the direction the 'phins are going to take. They've hitched their wagons to the pothead known as Ricky Williams.
As for the bungles with Chad Johnson now set to change his ame legally to Ocho Cinco . Need one say anymore ?
And as to the affixing of labels deemed to be politically correct. Liberal Conservative that's as asinine as it comes considering the political climate at present. Two bumbling buffoons who wouldn't know their as# from their elbows. And this is what's expected for the electorate to choose from ?
Tell me something I need to know ?
Liberal conservatives are like the red headed stepchild that noone wants to pick to be on their tem..lol
Top-
I wonder if they want Ricky to play to forfill the money he still owes them or if they are so desparate at running back to actually think he will make a difference. and as far liberal conservatives its a oxymoron they don't exsist..
NBA-
why thank you sir.
Ed-
I thought you were in Indiana and there are peacefull football fans I think the root for Harvard.
I echo Steveo's comment........onliest question, are you practicing to be George W. Bush, the great mis-speaker?? (As opposed to Ronald Reagan, "The Great Communicator")
Well now that you mention it I might throw my jesters hat into the ring in the next election by then the public may need someone with a sense of humor..LOL
Worst-
Your a good man but being married I have to reframe from looking at such excitable videos.LOL who am I kidding shes hot~~~Yes dear I'll take the trash out..
Bleed-
Thanks for the props I loved Carlin this was just something that I had been wanting to do for awhile and with the long weekend finally got the chance..
Jokerswild
If Brown should break down then there's not much offense to be had for the Dolphins.
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nbaistheworst
She's worthy and then some . But I like a bit of Leanne Tweeden myself !
Joker.....you dropped a >smart bomb< with that one......a >happy ending< of sorts when Megadeath wasen't followed by CKY's Inhuman Creation Station......You were obviously raised with too much >tough love< which allows you to focus on these oxymorons with such stellar >hind sight...........Now I have to empty something from the >fruits of my loin< since Justin an others decided to post >indecent< attachments.....later
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I am a football fan first and foremost I will root for any team as long as their not playing the Buckeyes and am also a Nascar fan and root for Dale Jr. and Tony Stewart I like humor and jokes and stay away from politics and religion I have a black belt in crowbar and baseball bat .
..JW
