Volfan69 is the winner of the *Sports Humor Contest*
I would like to thank all the people who had entrys in the contest there was a great turn out and some really funny posts I never would have guessed that so many in here had such a great sense of humor.
Congrats volfan, Good job and you deserve it. That was one of the funniest blogs I ever read. Thx for adding my name in there. You put me in the right place as well. Next to my fellow SEC homer and drinking buddy Rev.
JOKERSWILD
Thanks for putting up such a great contest and the applause is well lauded and due to Volfan' as she exemplifies what we're all trying to achieve. But also the other participants too ought to be congratulated for putting the time and effort to make this so mcuch fun to begin with. Thanks once again ! I'm looking forward to the next contest.
Joker: That can't be....mine wasn't even that funny...read some of the others (and primarily Vol's); they had me beat hands down.
I apologize....not much into posting last several days......depressed and pissed at the world.
Had a hell of a storm come thru while we were out last night 15 minutes of terror for Waynesburg area....Power out for about 2500 in the Borough and area. Pop of the Boro is only around 4500. Parks near my house and College lost over 15 BIG trees at the base of them......
The Hypnobird has compelled me to offer you heart-felt congratulations...and to expose my breasticles to you...
JW. Please, I was at the Cal-Tenn game two years ago, buzzed on something that came out of a clorox bottle, and I have raging flashback, and the aftertaste of clorox, whenever I hear that...that...song...
Well, at least it not the Penn State fight song...or the droning USC fight song (though, I hate to say it, the Song Girls can spin...)
DF
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I want to sign you to a no compete contract. One blog a week is all we ask from you, with an option for more. It's entirely up to you. Stick with me kid. I can see it now volfan the movie, volfan on lunchboxes (they do still make lunchboxes don't they?). You're going to the top, I tell ya, to the top.
DF-I thought the song appropiate since Volfan was the winner and Im sure she will get a kick out of it. sorry again and I know all about the flashbacks everytime I see Alice In Wonderland they kick in.
Hanahan-Lol- I'll chip in on that if it will get her to write more. yeah i was doing a hoedown here at work listening to that song when the boss came around the corner and caught me he just rolled his eyes and walked away..lol
WOW! Thanks guys and gals. I'm overwhelmed. THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. May I have a fried banana sandwich? HOWEVER, I'm madder than a mashed cat that my agent/manager, SRM, wasn't mentioned. SRM I'll split the money with you 50-50. What IS 50% of zero? Accepting this award gives me a tingle on my skin every few seconds! Wait, I'm frying bacon nekkid--that's what the tingle is.
All jokes aside, except for JW, I would like for the trophy to show "All FOXbloggers that entered the contst" so that everyone is honored. You couldn't find better company anywhere than on this site with all of you. (JW, that is all I want.) Well, maybe the "hypnobird" should be displayed also. That thing cracked me up! Later, all.
Volfan-I think that would be to many names to put on the trophy but you saying it gets the point across but remember you are the winner and with the compitition that was entered thats saying something for some reason now Im haveing the urge to run around naked Damn HypnoBird..lol
JW, seriously, thank you for all of the time and effort you have put into this. I know it took a lot of your time. You and BuckeyeSweetie are the best! An old gal from SE TN couldn't ask for better friends than the two of you.
I really appreciate the friendship of all of the rest of you!
(I really am frying bacon! I do have clothes on, though!LOL)
Damn!! I was having such a good moment too...Vol frying bacon nekid...the splashes making her move around like a Mexican Jumping Bean! Now you tell me she is clothed!
JW, I love the song! We had that played at our wedding. When my brother got married he lived in Dallas. He had the Yellow Rose of Texas and the TN Waltz played at his wedding. (It was his fifth and final wedding.LOL)
Yeah, I'm the world's worst cook. I know that. My dad raised me to be able to work on cars and do yard work. What can I say? I'm a tomboy! However, we're building a new house and I'm going to be on the backhoe. My place in the sun!
Kristin Thanks and it was alot more work than I had originally thought but the end result was well worth the effort but I can say it will only be an annual event and I hope to see you in the mix next time and whats this I hear about you being able to get people into the playboy mansion my new best friend..lol
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Congratulations to Volfan and also to everyone who entered because humor is something this blog could use a whole lot more of. I read every single entry I think and there were a lot of smiles and laughs in the bunch. Thank you.
Thank you Joker for doing it and again congratulations to Volfan.
Way to go Volfan! And props to JokersWild for the cheesy trophy! (J/k) Jokers....great contest, and thyanks for highlighting all of the brilliant blogs...they were all winners in my book.
Congradulations Volfan
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I am a football fan first and foremost I will root for any team as long as their not playing the Buckeyes and am also a Nascar fan and root for Dale Jr. and Tony Stewart I like humor and jokes and stay away from politics and religion I have a black belt in crowbar and baseball bat .
..JW
