What If ???? • Im Happy Are You ?

Im Happy Are You ?
by: JOKERSWILD

What If ????
Jul 09, 2008 | 5:45PM | report this

guinesscat.gif picture by jokerswild_2008 Im sitting here and after my fourth Guinness this thought hit me like a ton of bricks .(Either that or the Guinnesss was kicking in).

I started to wonder "What If" certain sporting events would have takin a different turn and fate worked out for the other guy.

What If Scott Norwood dosn't miss the Super Bowl game winning field goal ? How would this have effected his carreer -life ?

What if Bill Buckner makes the catch? Is he carried off on the shoulders of his team mates? Key to the city ?

What If Some crazy Cubs fan dosn't try and catch a souviner ? The Cubs go on to ?

What If Mario Lemieux dosn't fake a broken wrist which in return gets Adam Graves A misconduct penalty Therby depriving The Rangers of one of their best players ? Do the Rangers win ? Championship ?

What If I couldn't remember anymore at this moment ?

You see what im saying though maybe you could help me out and remind me of several more because I know im missing some here.

Oh well guess I'll pour myself one more and keep wondering "What If

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	JOKERSWILD Jul 9, 2008 5:45 PM		Hello is this thing on ? Last edited by JOKERSWILD on July 15th at 6:55 AM.

	blue@orange Jul 9, 2008 5:52 PM		What if Jackie Smith catches that wide open pass in the endzone? Would the Cowboys have beaten the Steelers in that SuperBowl? Nah, Bradshaw would have just tossed another TD to Stallworth

	blue@orange Jul 9, 2008 5:54 PM		That cat is matching this song beat for beat.. Im sure you planned it that way.. Just disterbing....or awsome Thats probably the best picture ever posted here Last edited by blue@orange on July 9th at 5:57 PM.

	JOKERSWILD Jul 9, 2008 5:56 PM		B@O dont you wonder how their lives would have turned out differently. Like that movie with James Belushi.

	blue@orange Jul 9, 2008 6:15 PM		I saw that movie and it was BS . I got that hit, and i also got the strike out i needed, i didnt get the blonde or the mansion.......

	NiqueD Jul 9, 2008 6:18 PM		This is the man your parents warned you about. LOL

	JOKERSWILD Jul 9, 2008 6:29 PM		B@O-lol I Got the hit(a triple) but got abandoned at third base if they could have just drove me in we win it all but nooooooooo. Nique-whos that the cat ? or B@O ?..

	Hanahan Jul 9, 2008 6:49 PM		What if your aunt had marbles? She'd be your uncle.

	NiqueD Jul 9, 2008 6:53 PM		LOL I wasn't talking about B @ O.

	slshusker Jul 9, 2008 6:54 PM		Ok, the answer depends on the Guinness. Was it out of a bottle of a pug draught can? The bottles will make you hallucinate. That's bad stuff.

	JOKERSWILD Jul 9, 2008 6:55 PM		Hanahan--lol--out of all the jokes I tought I'd heard them all then you add one more thanks man.

	JOKERSWILD Jul 9, 2008 6:57 PM		SLS-It was the bottles with the rattleing thingy in them am I going to be ok ? wow look at the pretty lights.

	goutdaddy Jul 9, 2008 7:47 PM		What if we forget the whole thing? Next rounds on me. Barkeep another pitcher of Ranier for me and my friends.

	Texascudaguy Jul 9, 2008 9:58 PM		1. What if Dale Earnhardt had worn the Hans device that dreadful day at Daytona? 2. What if Dwight Clark doesn't make "The Catch"? 3. What if Franco Harris doesn't make the "Immaculate Reception?" 4. What if you shared some of that Guiness with the rest of us? I vote for number 4.

	justanotherfan Jul 10, 2008 1:40 AM		JOKERSWILD Now you've got me thinking about what if's. What if my ex wife had a bod' like Sanaa Lathan and Oprah's money ? Then I'd indeed be happy ! And not only that I'd still be married having a great deal of fun as well. Man there'd be a helluva' lot more things that'd be great as well ! But they're too numerous to mention. Suffice to say that I've got to be happy with my lot at present as well as with the girlfriend. Who in this case isn't such a bad thing afterall ! justan' aka tophatal .........

	JOKERSWILD Jul 10, 2008 5:07 AM		GoutD-Sounds good to me Ranier huh? I'll buy the Jose Quervo chasers. Texas -I thought of Dale Sr. But it seemed to grim for me but your right if he had it on ? And 1 Guinness headed your way my freind. Top- How bout Halley Barry with Oprahs money? Last edited by JOKERSWILD on July 10th at 5:08 AM.

	justanotherfan Jul 10, 2008 6:18 AM		JOKERSWILD Ah she's alright but she now comes with too many strings attached like not only the money but a kid in tow. Not that I don't like or mind kids. But neither of us would be able to devote time to one another. So it'd have to be Sanaa by a nose. And I know that one might say that with that sort of money you could have anyting you want. But it's a lot more fun when it's just the two of you having fun . Then along the way you can plans for the adding to the family outright. That'd be the gist of everything. Make hay whilst the sun shines but make babies at night whilst it's dark. Preach on preacher , preach on. Can I gat an amen on that ? Amen , amen amen ! Hallelujah, amen , hallelujah come spirit in the morning . Amen ,amen , amen. justan' aka tophatal .......... Last edited by justanotherfan on July 12th at 12:35 AM.

	Cboy4evr Jul 10, 2008 6:50 AM		If a frog had wings, he wouldnt bust his arse everytime he jumped!

	JOKERSWILD Jul 10, 2008 7:02 AM		Cowboy-lol-But he could escape a snake trying to eat him..

	moseby Jul 10, 2008 8:08 AM		What if Jokers would have downed the fifth Guinness before starting this blog?

	JOKERSWILD Jul 10, 2008 8:10 AM		Moesby--there would have been more mispelled words..lol

	kellyscott Jul 10, 2008 8:57 AM		FIRST OF ALL??? your pic of the cat??? now i know where my cat spends his nights??????

	kellyscott Jul 10, 2008 9:00 AM		balt vs the new york jets..... what if?? namaths prediction wasnt true and unitas and the colts had won????

	kellyscott Jul 10, 2008 9:03 AM		what if?? bob ueker hadnt been able to sit in the FRONT ROW??????

	kellyscott Jul 10, 2008 9:05 AM		and lastt but not least what would have happened if kellyscott had won the jokers contest????

	aero13 Jul 10, 2008 9:11 AM		What if Mandy Moore married Andy _ _ ck? Last edited by aero13 on July 10th at 9:16 AM.

	JOKERSWILD Jul 10, 2008 9:19 AM		Kelly-you would have been givin 72 virgins if you would have won. Aero-her name would be Mandy D,1.C K.

	Hanahan Jul 10, 2008 10:16 AM		JW....that would make for a total of 73.

	JOKERSWILD Jul 10, 2008 10:30 AM		Hanahan--Lmao--ouch.

	HotfootLori Jul 10, 2008 11:00 AM		What if Barry Bonds would have thrown Sid Bream out in the 1992 NL championship game 7. The Braves went on to the World Series. (That is really the only highlight of Bream's career) What if Kyle Busch would have helped Tony Stewart finally get a Daytona 500 win, with JGR no less. What if Bobby Isaac wouldn't have been overcome with carbon monoxide poisoning/heat exhaustion and died in 1977? What could have been? What if ... OHHH - you weren't really wanting me to be serious about this, were you? LOL

	JOKERSWILD Jul 10, 2008 11:11 AM		Lori--sure I was- those are all good ones. It makes you wonder what could have been.

	SRMgenius Jul 10, 2008 11:48 AM		What if Michgan played Ohio State in 2006 instead of Florida, who wins? What if Alan Houston doesn't hit that lucky shot in 95 and the Heat would have beat the Knicks (Heat were a 1 seed and the Knicks went on to be the first 8 seed in the Finals, losing in 7 to the Rockets) Could the Heat have beat the Rockets and won it all? What if Tony Fernandez does not boot the ball at second base that led to the Marlins scoring the tying run, would the Indians have won the World Series in '97?

	aero13 Jul 10, 2008 11:49 AM		What if I apoligize for that lame joke. I swear I don't know what gets into me sometimes.

	JOKERSWILD Jul 10, 2008 12:15 PM		SRM-Of course the Indians would have won..lol thanks man for making me relive the pain.. aero-lol

	SRMgenius Jul 10, 2008 12:59 PM		Ok Joker, what if Jordan's jumper against the Cavs clanks off the back iron? What if David Justice had not existed? What if Art Modell never sold? What if Michael Jordan never got old? What if Grant Hill would have stayed healthy? What if Vince Carter never went to graduation?

	SRMgenius Jul 10, 2008 1:03 PM		What if the Lions would have let Barry Sanders come join Marino in Miami, would they both have gotten a ring? Would Barry be the all-time leading rusher? What if Billy Sims never got hurt? What if OJ Simpson really DIDNT do it? lol jk What if drinking milk to be strong was considered like taking steroids? What if I had never given up playing football and baseball? =(

	JOKERSWILD Jul 10, 2008 1:06 PM		SRM-I felt Bad for Clevland when he sank that shot the image of Danny Ainge still haunts me to this day. David Justice was overated Art Modell should fry in hell I would still be watching him dominate Grant Hill Who Knows. I dont get the Vince Carter one.

	SRMgenius Jul 10, 2008 1:22 PM		Remember on the day o####ame 7 against the Sixers I think it was, he went to his UNC graduation in the morning and rushed back just in time for the game. He missed the game winner before the buzzer...he caught a lot of #### for it.

	photogr Jul 10, 2008 1:25 PM		What if the Bengals players could stayt out of jail for a whole season. What would you have? 11 Ex cons.

	SRMgenius Jul 10, 2008 1:36 PM		funny photo, I thought it was more like 53.

	JOKERSWILD Jul 10, 2008 1:47 PM		Photo The Bengles just get them ready to be Dallas Cowboys ..lol

	Marty Walker Jul 10, 2008 1:55 PM		What if Thurmon Munson didn't die, or some of Lynyrd Skynyrd. What if the ball didn't bounce off Jose Canseco's hed. Would steriods have helped him see the ball. What if more people set their pic to me tonight so we can have a wiz #### time trying to see who we talk to.

	JOKERSWILD Jul 10, 2008 3:10 PM		Marty-I would send a pic but when my mom went back overseas she took the family albums with her and all of the pictures of me as a child sorry buddy I can't help you with mine. But Heres me with Stinger The Blue Jackets Mascot.

	photogr Jul 10, 2008 6:29 PM		SRMGenius: You mean the Bengals have 53 players? When did that happen?? I thought the rest were still in jail.

	MCLioness Jul 11, 2008 6:59 AM		BARTMAN! I'll bet that man's in therapy now. Mmmm, Guinness! Is that why you're happy? I am! Well, not right now, you understand...

	Greenspire Jul 11, 2008 8:16 AM		What if Tom Brady completed that 4th down pass to Randy Moss in Super Bowl 42, and he went all the way? We'll never know. Take care!

	beardown07 Jul 11, 2008 9:01 AM		What if Bo Jackson doesn't bust his hip all up? What if Lion's management pulled their heads out and got Barry some help? What if the refs called a push-off on Jordan against the Jazz? What if Portland drafted MJ instead of Sam Bowie? What if Gale Sayers didn't get hurt? What if Indy chose Ryan Leaf?

	Blueisdacolor Jul 11, 2008 12:46 PM		Lay off the Guinness! Well If's and buts were candies and nuts, everyday would be a holiday.

	fuzzboss Jul 11, 2008 3:16 PM		What if Bush/Cheney gave a war and no one came??

	fuzzboss Jul 11, 2008 3:22 PM		What if Steelers had drafted Marino like they had the chance to?? Montana also

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