In Lew  of the upcoming game between The Ohio State Buckeyes and The Trojans from Southern California I have summoned the greats of the past to give inspiration to the Buckeyes as they soon will be going into an extremely hostile enviroment.

The Sun will be shining down on this battle of two proud traditions and it will be hotter than my ex-stepmothers kiss the fans of USC will be in riot mode and frenzeyed out of their God foresaken football minds.

The crazed stares of fans that have anticipated this match up will be gazing at the 64' HD TV"s that they will be paying on for months in anticipation of the kickoff to this battle.

So I find it fitting to throw some words of encouragement towards the young men  that will be taking the field in honor of the Buckeyes.

  ~Some Famous And Not so Famous Quotes Of Inspiration~

Young men that take the field on this day" Know This" -God will  be watching the game today" Play Accordingly..Unknown Author

One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than fifty preaching it.Knute Rockne:

I want you to beat them like they owe you money...JOKERSWILD

 Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.John Heisman:

I want you to beat them like they hurt your mama..JOKERSWILD

I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it. Gale Sayers:

He said your girlfriend is terrible in bed..JOKERSWILD

The only place you can win a football game is on the field, the only place you can lose it is in your hearts. Darrell Royal:

The Player in front of you is your enemy he hates you.. JOKERSWILD

 Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it. Heywood Hale Brown:

When the ref isn't looking "Choke the living hell out of him" Reynolds

 Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Duffy Daugherty:

          *Pessimistic optimisms and other oxymoronic truths*

Welcome to the thoughts of an optimistic peesimist with a twist of oxymoronic truth.

I love" Jumbo Shrimp" that have "Millitary Inteligence" It forces me to be "Cruel to be Kind" to them as I slowly bite their tails off.

The Doliphins are going to the "Soft Rock" in the AFC East this season the "Mercy Killings" they will be recieving are going to be falling on deaf ears with" Deafening Silenece" as the "Holy War" of the NFL continues to hurt these "Mini Giants"but they should still be able to pick up thier "Death Benefits" when the season is done.

It's no "Open Secret" unless it's to a "Liberal Conservative" That the Giants will not be the "Sports Sedan" they were last season, The loss of two of their best pass rushers gives them "Great Deficiency" in their defensive line and without their"Small Crowd" to anchor the D they will become victims of "Freindly Fire" by opposing running backs.

The "Cincinnati Bengals" ( which by the way have there ever been bengal tigers in Cincinnati other than in their zoo?) are the "Alien Residents" of the AFC South and will be the "Non Dairy Creamer" to any opponents coffee as they try to get their "Controlled Chaos" of a team together it is no "Open Secret" that they will be "Icy Hot" and thier offense will "Start Stopping" and their "Forward Retreat" will be the laughing stock of the NFL again or can we "Expect the Unexpected" from them this season.

Well since this is a "Free Speech Zone" I will end with this for I will be busy today watching political adds with supposed "Responsible Govenment" nominies promising us "Government Organazation" but in truth they will be "Accidently on Purpose"  lying through their teeth.

 After watching the adds I will go to the store to pick up some "Genuine Veneer" to fix the counter with and stop by the "Full Time Day Care" to pick up the young  ones then  return to my house to find my "Wireless Cable"  being installed then I should be able to get on my "Microsoft Works" and resume my blogging.

So until next time unless im "Found Missing" expect this "Dumb Genius" to be "Drinking Responsibly" and visiting my online "Strippers Dressing Room" an thinking of more Oxymoronic Truths.

                              Fontana

                                Pepsi                                    

                                  500

Forget the wedge adjustment bring an extra engine fan with you to Fontana because you'll need it you'r going to get lots of hard running green flag racing (I hope) and the motors are going to be sizzleing from the heat.

I think we will have a good fun to watch race and I hope that Kyle Bush and Carl Edwards wreck each other so that Jr. might grab a win.

As for my picks I see Matt Kenseth getting the 600 pound #### of his back and find his way to victory lane.

Second place will be Kevin Harvick I see a great battle for the win.

Third will be Dale Jr. getting some needed points to expand his lead over Jimmy Johnson.

Fourth place will belong to Tony Stewart  gets a top 5 at Fontana.

Fifth will go to Juan Pablo Montoya- the guy has to something to help keep his sponsors.

Heres hoping you all have a safe and happy

Oh Yeah I almost forgot

      "GO JR. GO"

                       Who's behind the door ?

I'll give you hints and you guess who's behind doors one two and three.

Door # 1

He's the only player in collegiate history to have  started in four Rose Bowl games.

He rushed for 5,589 yards on 924 carries in his four seasons in college.

Who's behind  door # 1 ?

Door # 2

He batted .275 with 15 home runs and 82 RBIs in his rookie season earning him Rookie of the year honors.

He has earned ten gold gloves.

He has been an AllStar 12 times.

Who's behind  door #2 ?

Door #3

She recieved the Olympic Order the highest award givin by the Olympic committee and is the only person to have won this twice.

During the 1970's  she won her third consecutive European all -around title becoming the first gymnast,male or female, to achieve this feat.

She was the first to have ever scored a perfect 10.0.

Who's behind door number 3 ?

                                             
      Name Association

Heres how this works -I give a name then you give the answer that first pops into your head.

                         Example.         Arod =  Unproductive 

1. Michael Phelps =

2. Kyle Busch=

3. Brett Farve=

4. Sean Merriman=

5. Ronnie Lott=

6. Kobe Bryant=

7. Charlie Weis=

8. Joe Paterno=

9. Rick Neuheisel=

10. Lebron James=

11. Jim Tressel=

12. Jerry Jones=

13. Arod=

14. Charles Barkley=

15. David Ortiz=

16. Curt  Schilling=

17.Cliff Lee=

18. Michael Strahan=

19.Mike Holmgren=

20. Mike Tyson=

                          Lets see some of your name asscociations.

                                             
           Michael Strahan

Michael Strahan turns down the Giants and wishes to enjoy life without chasing down opposing QB's with a vengence.

Good for him !-

He was a great defensive player and  is definitly a Hall Of Famer and soon to be anouncer . 

Question ?       

Did he make the right decision?           I say yes.

More lunacy ?

                                             
              Jericho Scott

     A nine year old boy in  New Haven CT.   is banned for throwing 40 some MPH heaters-and scaring the bejeasus out of opposing players and their parents.

                                             
              WTF?

He should be encouraged not barred he might be the next Nolan Ryan and they won't let him play.

Bet if he moved to Ohio they would let him strike kids out left and right.

Question ?

Does he deserve to play ?        I say hell yes.

Even more lunacy

I don't know the cats name I think they said Tanaka but i'm watching this show called mind and body and heres this older black belt master having  his younger female assistant shooting arrows from 25 yrds away right at his chest and hes cutting the arrows in half with a samurai sword as they get to him.

Now theres a sport for you- miss one arrow and your history.

Question ? Would you do it ?  I say- If you say yes I'll voulunteer to shoot the arrow.                   

Still interested.?

                                              Monday Madness Pics.

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           OSU-Is going to have Youngstown State as their first game .

I thought I would do a weekly run down of  Ohio State's victims er I mean opponents.

                                             
       Youngstown State

  Famous alumni-

Some information and statistics are from Wikipedia search Youngstown State.

                                         " Informal Fallacys "

Well today was the first day of kindergarden for my daughter and she was so excited- not because it was the first day of school for her- but because she found out that half of the Chinese Gymnastic team was going to be in her class    !!                                 

Hello ! ( Tapping microphone) Is this Thing On ?

The Argentina Team really dosn't understand basketball very well as shown in this picture they thought it was a love fest and you score points by the amount of hugs you give your opponent.

I can see the pain in Lebrons eyes. Ouch !

                                             
        "Breaking News"

Usain Bolt was disqualified from any further Olympic games after they found he was using an illigal form of propulsion in breaking world records-Yes he was useing Flatus it is a form of nitrogen carbon dioxide and hydrogen oxygen and methane- yep he was running on #### power.                                 

Cliff Lee gets the AL leading  18th win- the guy has a bionic arm-no really he does it was discoverd as he tried to pass through security and set every bell and whistle off in the airport -It took a security German Shepard to catch him after he took off running- hes listed in stable condition but thet say the dog will have a full recovery.

The Houston Texans full back Jameel Cook was caught with some ganja - it seems he was pulled over in his 2007 Mercedes because it didn't have a front license plate or registration sticker- Cook said that he was going to place the plate and sticker on his car-But he got high.

Disclaimer-I don't know for a fact if it is #### power that makes Usain Bolt run so fast nor do I know if the Argentinians really just like to hug people -Jameel Cook is inocent untill proven guilty in a court of law- Cliff Lee really does have a bionic arm.