Are your blogs being posted only to last a few moments before slipping into the unread abiss ?
Well Im here to help get you back into the most read section of the blogesphere.
First of all make sure you have reserched the subject of your blog before posting it.(nobody will read it if you don't have a clue about the subject you posted) so don't wing it.
Now here are some guarenteed way to get hits.
Mispell some words or get at least one fact wrong in your post and you will be guarenteed to be corrected but hey its a comment and really isn't that what we are after here?
Write a negative blog about Notre Dame and sit back and get ready.
Write a post about how your NCAA football conference is better than the S.E.C and "BLAM" get ready to have your #### handed to you but its what your after remember that.
Write a blog about a contraversial issue.(Steroids/A-Rod cheating on his wife/Jason Whitlock) you get the picture contraversy sells.
Make sure you reply to all of your commenters and try engageing them into a conversation I have my PHD in this area and believe me it works.
Write a post about The Lakers or A Negative Laker post there are so many Laker fans im sure you will do well but be carefull I've seen death threats from some they take their team very seriously.
Write a post about the Buckeyes it will bring the S.E.C. homers out of the woodwork and Michigan fans. ( even though these last few years The Buckeyes have kept them in check).
Write a negative post about the Red Sox or any New England team and Double" BLAM" you will soon get what your looking for.
Ok now you're ready and I hope your prepared good luck and remember its your blog if the trolls seem to be to much to handle you can always resort to your delete button but in doing so you lose a comment.
This has been part 2 in a 5 part series of how to get Blog Comments 101.
JOKERSWILD
I'm stepping over to the dark side of unconsciousness whilst waiting for Fox to get their act together. But then again that mightn't be such a bad thing afterall.
Wake me up when Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow decide to get together for some girl on girl action ?
Hot as ever ! What's not to like ? Ay' caramba that'll be well worth waiting for !
As of now I think that I'll take in some of the Williams sisters grunt and groan away their time as they play in the Ladies' singles finals at Wimbledon.
justan' aka tophatal ...........
Last edited by justanotherfan on July 5th at 7:05 AM.
Top-I want to see that new movie with Angelina
and Ive been watching the grunting by the sisters I tell you what they are some good tennis players and wow they have some thighs.
JOKERSWILD
If you're talking about the new movie she's got out ? That's called Wanted and its got a great cast with James McAvoy and Morgan Freeman . I've not seen it as of yet but it's got some fairly solid ratings from the critics.
As to the Williams sisters they're only doing what they tend to do best and that's to entertain the fans as best they can.
justan' aka tophatal .........
Last edited by justanotherfan on July 5th at 7:14 AM.
joker you are right -on
i was goin' to do a blog on manny r. and what a punk fat #### and clown he is , but i thought the red sox fans would actually defend this coward.
i did not want to dignify this stinkin' fat ####
have agreat week-end.....
Yeah! Spell 'guarantee' wrong and you'll be noticed.
Hey Jokers, another way to get hits is to include an asian 'athlete' in your post.
I wrote up the Nathans Hot Dog foodfest.
Key word: Kobayashi!
Last night, between midnight and now, there have been 4000 hits and one comment.
Yikes. We've found the sweet spot and mother lode!
Jokers,
I almost busted another bloodvessel in my brain laughing at you. By the way you need to take it easy on us SEC folks. We really mean no harm you know. We love the Buckeyes and want them to be in the NC game every year that way we are almost always guanteed a win. J/J please don't mail me a package bomb now
Sis--I knew you would be the one to notice that it was on purpose and hmm asian hotdog eaters there will be a spot in part 3 for that thanks man and congrats for getting on the home page you must be doing something right.
Gambitt--I wouldnt say its a guarentee this year last year we wern't even supposed to be there we can't help it the other teams didn't want it bad enough but this season if we beat USC watch out we will be back again..thanks for dropping by and no worries no bombs from me.
Stevo--I seen that post about Bradshaw I didn't comment but know what you mean..thanks for the visit.
Sis I just heard this tune for the first time yesterday and I think I know why ! It brings back memories of smoking funny things sipping whisky out of the bottle singing sweet home Alabama and making love on the beach whats not to like . and that pic is nice I think im getting more and more ideas for part 3 of the series.thanks man.
Gerrel-thanks for adding the one about Kyle Busch thats a guarenteed comment getter..
Gambit-Its always good to have Top in your corner not only is he good for comments and Pics but for some well rounded takes on whatever sport your blog may be in reference to he is quite educated in in the world of sports. and seems to know alot about different ones.
JW and Hanahan, I was just joking. I like most everyone. (NOT Mark Martin and Farve!) Good blog, JW. Where's Dwindy1? I had a serious baseball question for him.
gambitxxx
My name is being bandied about and I hope that it's being done with good meaning ? How to get blog comments in some ways is like trying to win ove friends and influencing people. You can be methodical in your thinking or you can play to masses.
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JOKERSWILD
When Ahnuuld's term in office is up will the Californians be prepared to vote for Mary ?
And now that A-Rod's bat'll get a lot of swing while he's servicing Madonna. Has anyone questioned the fact that his soon to be ex is now getting all cozy with Lenny Kravitz ? Dude's got a great track record when it comes to nailin' talent .
Alyssa Milano, Nicole Kidman, Lisa Bonet and now A-Rod's soon to be ex. Though he's saying that she's just a good friend. More like a friend with fringe benefits !
Kelly saying somthing bad about USC will only bring out Lisa and Alex Rogan..lol
Marty-you said it all
Jokerpace- Ive read some of your blogs not bad but it looks like you could use some more comments maybe i'll give you a discount on the comments 101 because you are a fellow Joker..
h2o Guess you can post on both.....hi fellers, not doing much of nuttin......should be working on roof, but.......then there's some painting and then sanding the drywall.....just don't give a darn about any of it....hard to even focus on blog posts.....just pissed at the world in general.
Wuz Upper Jokerswild....I'll definitely take that 'fellow joker's' discount about how to get more comments....more people definitely need to read me more often and who would know more about that than the MAN himself on these damn foxsports blog pages....I've been on this site now for a lil bit and I can already tell who's pulling rank :-)
Since we are both Joker's I can only assume you along wit me and a few other joker-types will be have a front row seat on the first day of the release of BATMAN'S DARK KNIGHT?......HELL YEAH!!!
I am a football fan first and foremost I will root for any team as long as their not playing the Buckeyes and am also a Nascar fan and root for Dale Jr. and Tony Stewart I like humor and jokes and stay away from politics and religion I have a black belt in crowbar and baseball bat .
..JW
