Im Happy Are You ?
by: JOKERSWILD
Kyle Busch will win at the Lenox Industrial Tools 301
Jun 26, 2008 | 11:01AM | report this

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Kyle Busch will win this weekend in fact he will win all the remaining races this season.

 In a closed door meeting this week( K.Busch excluded )All the Nascar drivers discussed stratagies to beat the young phenon and noone could come up with a fessable way to beat the driver.

How do you beat this guy? you can't outdrive him-you can't outrun him-you can't wait for him to make mistakes-your sponsors  can't outspend his.

We may as well just hand him the trophy now and all go to Disney World one driver was overheard as saying.

Hes a damn alien hes just not human another driver added.

Here for the first time may be some evidence.

080430-busch-vmed-2p_widec-1.jpg picture by jokerswild_2008

Maybe thats why he always wears those shades.

In all seriousness I give Kyle Busch his props  on his suscess this season and I really don't think the drivers in the chase are ready to give up just yet.

So heres my predictions for the Lenox Industial Tools 301

Coming in 1st. Kyle Busch

2nd.Jeff Burton in this car.car.jpg picture by jokerswild_2008

3rd.Kasey Kahne

4th. Kyle Petty Ok I learned hes going to be in the booth-(Thanks Moseby-Gerrel) so it will be Terry Labonte dressed up like K.Petty and will be driving his car--The Iceman commeth..lol

5th.Jaun Pablo Montoya

You notice I didn't pick any of my favorites theres a reason for that.

Good Luck to all of your drivers this weekend

AND- "GO JR. GO"

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JOKERSWILD
Jun 26, 2008
11:09 AM
Hello is this thing on?

HotfootLori
Jun 26, 2008
11:12 AM
Yes, he WILL win them all. ONLY until Joey 'sliced bread' Logano races against him later this year.

Later! Oh, and Go Jr. Go!

JOKERSWILD
Jun 26, 2008
11:20 AM
Lori--you really don't believe that do you? lol
And that young Joey should be good for Nascar.

And Go Tony GO ..

moseby75
Jun 26, 2008
11:25 AM
JW - Do you mean Terry Labonte dressed as Kyle Petty to finish 4th? The "Iceman" cometh....

JOKERSWILD
Jun 26, 2008
11:31 AM
Moseby--uh yeah thats what I ment..lol

Hanahan
Jun 26, 2008
12:07 PM
J Dub...are you entering your own contest? For the last time, no mood altering substances until AFTER you blog.

volfan69
Jun 26, 2008
12:18 PM
LOL! NO!

JOKERSWILD
Jun 26, 2008
12:25 PM
Hanahan--No not entering what part of this was humorous..?

And no mind altering substances what a bummer your no fun..lol

VolFan--don't be to upset i almost had the top two picks last week..

Last edited by JOKERSWILD on June 26th at 12:28 PM.

HotfootLori
Jun 26, 2008
12:27 PM
JW - If I say "yes I believe that" and he keeps winning, I'll look like a genius, no?

Oh by the way, check out Landon Cassill's blog, there is a HILARIOUS comment toward the end by someone named "Nawlinz"

JOKERSWILD
Jun 26, 2008
12:30 PM
Lori--Ok I see but this is supposed to be the whammy blog didn't do to well last week though almost picked em right (scary)

HotfootLori
Jun 26, 2008
12:40 PM
Whammy!

Round number 2, for $500.00, who will win the next NASCAR Cup race? Is it, A. Kyle Busch; B. Kyle Busch; or C. Kyle Busch?

JOKERSWILD
Jun 26, 2008
12:42 PM
Lori--LMAO--I forgot about the whammy guy Im going to have to start using him and wheres option D.

All The Above..lol

photogr
Jun 26, 2008
12:49 PM
Rumor in the garage is that Mikey Waltrip has switched his car for Kyle Busch's car and changed the decals.. So I am going to have to go with Mikey Waltrip.

JOKERSWILD
Jun 26, 2008
1:08 PM
Photogr--Thanks for dropping by and do you think changing cars will help Mikey?

I think it will take more than that maybe a cattle prod that shocks him everytime he slows down.lol

SRMgenius
Jun 26, 2008
1:32 PM
If that is ever a top 5 on this circuit I will shave my pubic hair and paste it to my face and wear it as a beard for a week and make the picture my avatar.

SRMgenius
Jun 26, 2008
1:33 PM
P.S. thanks for not putting smoke in there, and thanks for your attempt to jinx Busch for the remainder of the season, if it works, I need you to say every team except the Dolphins will be in the Super Bowl!

JOKERSWILD
Jun 26, 2008
1:37 PM
SRM--I almost want to see it happen now..lol

noahspop2001
Jun 26, 2008
1:45 PM
Hey this just in....Tony Stewart is so sick of the Shrub he is going to start 43 and go backwards. Sice Kyle is on the pole his is going to take him out. He will blame it on being bypolar.

JOKERSWILD
Jun 26, 2008
1:52 PM
Noahspop--I think thats the first time you made me laugh..lol Hey whatever works im all for it..

kellyscott
Jun 26, 2008
2:52 PM
didnt eating green M@Ms make you horny????

JOKERSWILD
Jun 26, 2008
3:16 PM
Kelly--I think thats a myth but you never know

photogr
Jun 26, 2008
5:34 PM
Not so fast Jokers. Mikey is sensitive about remarks on hs driving skills.

It would take a neutron bomb with a short fuse under his butt to get him to go faster.

Last edited by photogr on June 26th at 5:35 PM.

The_Sports_Intellectual
Jun 26, 2008
5:54 PM
Alien powers + rocket boosters in the Toyota = Sprint Cup Champ?

JOKERSWILD
Jun 26, 2008
6:13 PM
Photogr--lol--that should do it

Dwindy ??

TSI--Thats about the size of it..lol

Forensic2
Jun 26, 2008
7:07 PM
He is hot, Lets hope he use's it all up before the chase.lol. Go Jr !!!!!!!

NiqueD
Jun 26, 2008
11:47 PM
Hey thanks for all the "big" entries in the "big" contest. LOL Very funny.

I''m not a math major or anything but my scorecard says Kyle 5 wins in the chase and Jr. 1. Would that be correct? (snicker)

JOKERSWILD
Jun 27, 2008
4:54 AM
F2--I don't know if he will use it all up- lets hope..


Nique--No Problem on the entries and your math is correct lets hope Jr. adds a few more ..
And what can I say bout K.Busch the guys on fire..

elad64
Jun 27, 2008
7:02 AM
Hey whammy man who is Sadler going to wreck this week?

Terry Labonte dressed as Kyle Petty, now that is hilarious! Can't ya just see Terry with a pony tail!

Photogr - Mikey in Kyles car, does he know how loose Rowdy sets up his car? I see the wall on the pace lap.

Last edited by elad64 on June 28th at 1:40 PM.

JOKERSWILD
Jun 27, 2008
7:35 AM
Elad64--hes going to wreck Denny Hamlin..lol

Gerrel
Jun 27, 2008
10:07 AM
Seems its hard to to bet against Kyle Busch these days. But wait...isnt Kyle Petty in the booth with TNT for the next few races?

I am going with Denny Hamlin this weekend!

JOKERSWILD
Jun 27, 2008
10:17 AM
Gerrel--Terry Labonte is going to dress up like K.Petty and race his car..lol

as Moseby says the Iceman commeth..

Texascudaguy
Jun 29, 2008
8:00 PM
Well. you were half right. a Busch won, but it was the Other one.

SRMgenius
Jun 30, 2008
10:53 AM
Hell when I saw the top 5 this week I had to check this blog because it was so unlikely I thought I just might have had to paste my #### to my chin!

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