1. In an attempt to win more games Notre Dame unviels its newest uniforms they feel it will give them an advantage.
2.Gives a whole new meaning to a header in the sport.
3.Is that a pencile in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
4.I see you tried the ol' eat beans before the match trick .
5.This player was promised a facial but this isn't the one she expected.
6.check out this magic trick blow in my hand and a ball will pop out of your butt.
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1. Charlie Weiss: I met her after 5 hours in an Irish pub, isn't she gorgeous?
2. It was a crazy scene at the olympics when the javelins revolted.
3. I knew it! The carpet doesn't match the drapes
4. Please tell me you sat on a hot fudge sundae before our match...
5. I knew there was an American Gladiator doing
EliteXC, but I had no idea the two companies merged.
6. Wow, he really does love soccer more than I do.
1. New tight end for ND football team...
2. U-cranium futbal.
3. Wee Willie Winkie (mostly downstairs).
4. Trials for the new Olympic sport of twister. Right hand blue...
5. I've been playing Olympic twister. Smell my hand...
6. I've been playing Olympic twister. Smell my...
1. Jeff Gordon, the early years
2. Trials are now under way for the newest olympic sport , Human lawn darts!!
3. Package check
4. " Billy, i'l always be your #1 athletic supporter"
5. Talk to the hand ####
6. " Gee buddy, don't you think your takin that old (pull my finger) bit a little to far ?
Allwright; Allwright;
1. Truly thinking his only hope at a Notre Dame scholorship would come through his cheer leading abilities, the disapointment on Dwiny's face tells of the final outcome...
1. Lisa H rues the day she made that bet with Charlie Wiess on the outcome of the annual USC vs ND gridiron rivalry game.
2. Greg Louganis attempts an olympic comback and tries out for the US mens soccer team......It doesn't go well
3.Um, Doc isn't it customary to undergo the physical BEFORE taking the field?
4.Hi dad ,boy was I wrong, this Catholic summer camp is great. The priests are teaching us wrestling. They're very hands on and make us practice all day.
Incedently pop, whats a reach around? Father Porter says we'll be studying that tomorrow
5. your hand smells like a hot closet full of grouper.... come to think of it so does #18s locker...HEY! thats just wrong
6. Dude, that is way better than that "peso show" we saw in Tiajuana last week. I'd like to see that stripper try this
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1. After criticism that the team name "The Fighting Irish" was bigoted, the school released the alternative team name "Flamming ####". Upon further review, they realized other schools had been calling them that following last year's disappointing football season.
2. While a great athlete, Ubaldo never fully understood the translation of "header".
3. Never tell that guy he doesn't have the balls. He'll prove it to you.
4. That was the wrestling match that changed my life forever.
5. After GLOW wrestling went bankrupt, the women attempted to find employment in other sports, but were haunted by pleasent memories of beating the #### out of eachother.
6. "Hey! Hey! Look what I can do!!"
I am a football fan first and foremost I will root for any team as long as their not playing the Buckeyes and am also a Nascar fan and root for Dale Jr. and Tony Stewart I like humor and jokes and stay away from politics and religion I have a black belt in crowbar and baseball bat I love dancing with Kangaroos and cliff diving into a swimming pool
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