Today I had to leave work early for I had Some really bad symtoms I was at my witts end. So I went to my family MD. to find out what the heck was wrong with me well the news I'm sorry to say is bad news really bad news in fact its horrible news.
After extensive testing and all kinds of bloodwork my Dr. broke the bad news to me I had a severe case of Lackof footballidis (Lack -*Lak- Of -Football- *Idis) he claimed it was the worst case hes ever seen and recomended a specialist.
After I went to the new Doc. he explained to me that my Football Lobe was underactive.Here in the illustration the lobe mentioned is pictured.
He told me that not filling the football lobe with acts of two teams going after it on the field and the sounds of cheering crowds and the sights and sounds of hard hitting linebackers and safetys colliding with running backs at full speed is whats wrong with me.
He said it can lead to severe depression and restlessness and mood changes almost like Tourettes Syndrome #### *#### damnit to* #### hell #### son of a #### * eh sorry bout that it can happen at any time.
But there is some good news I guess its cureable I guess some time soon I will get the needed information that the Football lobe needs and then it will become active and the healing will begin and I should be back to normal in no time (maybe).
IGIT! Don't ever do that again. I hope Buckeye Sweetie neck slaps you till you are even sillier. Yes, I need football so I can stay out of trouble on the NASCAR blogs. Bring on Football! You IGIT!
Mike im not sure who it is it looks like him that guy should have ran out of bounds whoever hit him was going for the fumble good clean hit you gotta love it..thanks for the visit..
Your case is hopeless. Best to have a Temporary Lombotomy done to settle your empty space in your brain. I have suffered similar symptoms during the off season in racing. I found a substitute activity by drag racing on the streets but it is costly if the cops catch you.
I'm not always here to look at the blogs, so I didn't get the memo on any blogger passings. If anybody knows who it was, let me know. Funny post, though. Now that the Finals are over, I can't wait for football to start.
Downs--Me to and i'm ready for some football to and I think they were refering to Southern Cindy as the blogger passing I never had the priviledge to meet her but from what I hear she was a very nice lady and good writer mostly in Nascer I think.
Dont do that no more, i read the first paragraph and ......Then i saw the joke. That was good but dont do that no more. I had no idea the Football lobe was so big, i think i have an oversized Base Ball lobe, maybe i should have it checked. Next time, get to the point quicker, you almost gave me a friken heart attack, you know im a slow reader!
B@O sorry man I should have thought this thing through I keep forgeting some people on here really have feelings not everyone is a heartless ####..lol.. thanks for checking it out and Baseball Lobe huh? I think beer cures that one..if not I hear stadium mustard can help.
I am a football fan first and foremost I will root for any team as long as their not playing the Buckeyes and am also a Nascar fan and root for Dale Jr. and Tony Stewart I like humor and jokes and stay away from politics and religion I have a black belt in crowbar and baseball bat .
..JW
