1.Big Brown laughing all the way to the stud farm
2.Cedric Benson gives new meaning to the word Mug.
3.Kobe and Gasol before game two against the Celtics.
4.Kyle Busch trys new tecniques to pass the field
5.Zortin threatens to crush our planet unless he recieves 100 million dollars
6.How to kiss a dance floor 101
7.These guys dont get out enough
8.They'll never catch me
9.(guy on the bottom) who farted ?
10. new dog food with extra cat flavor.
3. kobe really thinking!!! we dont have a chance in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8. beat it beat it!!!!!!!!! 10 the really meaning of CAT FOOD!!!!!! 6. TAKING A HEADER!!!!!!!
3. kobe really thinking!!! we dont have a chance in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8. beat it beat it!!!!!!!!! 10 the really meaning of CAT FOOD!!!!!! 6. TAKING A HEADER!!!!!!! 7. THESE GUYS FINALLY LEARN THE MEANING TO (KISS MY ####) 9. HEY PILING ON?? IN THAT SPORT????
1-I learned how to be clutch from Kobe Bryant.
2-Ossifer Ah swayer Ah only Had dis menie. Ah Don Jrink Ahm in ze NLfell
3-Kobe: Look at me, I'm the guy in row 4
4-Car: Get the hell out and gimme Kyle Busch already.
5-A truly devoted pot smoker, no roaches in this ashtray
6-Paul Pierce would have been airlifted
7-How did they put the testicles there?!
8-In attempt to live out his lifelong dream of becoming a driver on the MarioKart circuit, Mr. Jackson was caught speeding in a residential area. He was chased for an hour before he stopped and became eerily fascinated with the tiny seat penetrating his rear.
9-Teabagged ####es!
10-Too much of a #### to eat it all.
7. I told you blondes have more fun!
10. A kitty's life.....it's tiring to eat I must take a nap now.
7. The blonde bomber gives a new meaning to odor.
Aero-phils got the good stuff
kelly-Kobes thinking we dont have a chance in hell
Sodacan80-Ricky Bobby
SRM-no roachs in the ashtray
Fuzz- the Blonde Bomber gives new meaning to odor
1.Everybody's talking 'bout me...I don't hear a word they say
2.One toke over the line...
3.We're so vain...
4.ESad can do ballet in a car!
5.JW looks into his crystal ball for the next race winner.LOL
6.Watch my false teeth fly!
7.Hey, guys, ever seen the Nutcracker?
8.Just watch ole Bandit run!
9.Room for one more, Honey.
10.I'm as cute as I want to be!
JOKERSWILD
1) You can teach an old horse new tricks and there's no way I'm gonna have that vet stick a needle in by balls once again.
2)The guy asked me if I can I do speed so I told him yeh ! I've done crystal meth, crack, ecstacy and others along the way . Hell I said I'd even do your mother for the right price.
3) That's bulls*it there's no way in hell that these refs are being paid off.
4)That's it I'm taking up ballet !
5)Wow ! This is cool man I've got the sun between my fingers .
6)I'm William Hung .....I'm William Hung !
7)Damn she's no hemorphradite !
8) Run Michael run .............hee hee !
9)Hey guys you can get off me now I know we said we'd play hide the salami . But this wasn't exactly what I had in mind.
10)This is stupid I just don't see how this is going to get me on America's Funniest Home Videos . Perhaps if I cra*pped in the dog's bowl then that might work ?
justan' aka tophatal ..........
Last edited by justanotherfan on June 9th at 11:33 AM.
some more takin the cake canidates..
Vol-watch my false teeth fly
Top-Damn shes a hemorphradite..lol
Sweet-So I nailed his sister
Tyler-Ewww! A girl
Cowboy-one pill makes you larger (great tune by the way)
Cowboy-MJ and his adoring fans
1. Eat your heart out
3. Dude, seriously I think you just got punked
7. And this scar I got in the game of 2004
10. Food..and I will hug you and squeeze you and call you George
1) Please tell me my owner is not getting on me!
2) Hey man, I told you, I am a CRACK addict, I had NO pot. Please get it right.
3) KOBE: Stupid Jackson, he thinks we care about this. PAU: HAHA, As long as we get paid.
4) If only my lawnmower could do this.
5) Hey, its the size of Barry Bonds's....thing!
6) SNAP!
7) Hey we are soccer players! Doesn't that tell you anything about what we like to do?
8) I dont have the kid! I gave him to Father Joseph at the Catholic church yesterday!
9) Player 1: Give me it!
Player 2: What is it?
Player 1: Its a dollar! Almost half us soccer players salary!
10) His owner got cheap and convinced him that was he was eating was cat food instead of year old brown cherrios!
Thanks for LAUGHING!
1. I should have stayed on the juice.
2. If i keep this up ,i'm gonna be juiced.
3. I AM the juice. Too bad i can't concentrate when it counts.
4.Dang it. I spilled th juice...again.
5.In California, everything's smaller, even the oranges used to make the juice.
6.If Paula was here, i'm sure she'd sahre the Gin and juice with us.
7.OOOHHH.. Now that's Juicy..
8. Here Kiddy kiddy. I got your juice.(Sorry couldn't resist)
9.Gimme my da-mn juice back, you ba-stard..!
10.I'm all Outaa juice.. PPLLLLEEAASE Give me some milk with this.
1. dam, I hope my name don't come up in the Mitchell report, McNamee will be bucked! 2.This picture makes me look bad enough, I'll look worse when Matt Forte, rushes for over 1,000 yrds. 3.(Guy on the right) Did you hear what Kyle Busch tried to do this weekend? (on left) that dum@$$ !! 4.(Heard over Tony Stewarts radio) Hey who's the new sponsor?? W&W?? 5.Kyle Busch at the end of Pocono..."I had the WHOLE WORLD in my fingers, and it slipped away! 6.The TNT comentators said...Did you see what happened to Kyle Busch during his tri-fecta? (lmao)7.(The guy on the end sayin') Owww my liver my liver uh huh uh huh yeah yeah fire fire 8.Azznine Blogger KEVIN CASKET GONZALEZ tries outrunning police, only to be caught,beaten,hung up by his toes, flogged, a stick rammed up his ainall cavity, ripped down, bootstomped, #### by a pack of wild dogs, shot,and was fed to the hogs. 9.V....For La Victory 10.KEVIN CASKET GONZALEZ'S pu-ssy arse should have went to bed instead of being up all night starting fights with all the other bloggers...now he's just lying by his dish, too po oped to do anything but pout like the little pu-ssy that he is!! (lmfao)
Last edited by GUARD MR.JUNIORS AMP 88 on June 9th at 9:07 PM.
I am a football fan first and foremost I will root for any team as long as their not playing the Buckeyes and am also a Nascar fan and root for Dale Jr. and Tony Stewart I like humor and jokes and stay away from politics and religion I have a black belt in crowbar and baseball bat .
..JW
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