After reading about all these greedy pro players out there Ive decided to come out of retirement and play sports again.!! and I will play for the sum of $ 100.000 a season.
You pick the sport i'll play it- here are some of my stats I run the 40yrd dash in an astounding 5.65 flat I have a vertical jump of 3 inches I can barely bench press 100lbs.--But hey im willing to give any team that takes a chance on me 100% effort on every play of every game.
Its going to be tough on me but im willing to sacrifice .--After playing my last softball game 2 yrs ago I decided it was time to hang up the cleats and suffering 2 pulled hammys and 1 pulled quad my body agreed with the desision.
But now I sit and watch all these Pro Players whinning about their not making enough money I decided its time-- in fact if everybody out there were with me we might have a say in what stadiums charge for their tickets. here are a list of positions I could play..
1.QB in the NFL sure I cant remember the play book and can't throw over 40yrds but hey what do you want for 100.000 a year
2.Running back in the NFL sure I couldnt shake a tackle or out run anyone but i'll give it 100% guarenteed
3.Defenseman in The NHL sure I cant skate or hit a puck but im willing to get in a scrap and sit in the penalty box.
4.DH for any American League team--This I could actually pull off now im not sending many over the fence but if it's a base hit you need i'll deliver.(maybe)90mph fast balls scare the #### out of me.
5.Bench warmer every team has one and I can warm a bench with the best of them.
6.Center in The NBA ok Im only 5-11 3/4 but I have the ugliest hook shoot you have ever seen but its effective from half court and Im great at hacking anyone who drives the lane..
ok thats just a few but im willing to play any position for the amount specified so any team out there interested in a player that will give you 100% and never whine or cry about my salery or do anything to make your team look bad--give me a call what do you have to lose?
LMAO! I'll pay to see you do all those things and I'll give you a case of beer. This is great and I'm a good bench warmer and a GREAT couch tater. Do I qualify for your team?
JW - I think you need to PRETEND that you're racing a stock car in a fantasy racing league on the NASCAR site. You'll live longer, although maybe not be HAPPIER...
Moseby--thats another sport I didnt mention I could be a Nascar driver for real- even though ive never been faster than 120 how hard could it be?
left turn straight away left turn..lol
I'm barely 22, 5' 5" tall, 120 lbs, really quick reflexes, never played sports so I don't have any bad habits I picked up along the way, I never got money from a sports agent, I'm a jr in college and I've never been arrested.
I always beat my friends shooting baskets at the bar on those tiny rims so I know I can do better with the big rims. And I caught all and lapped most racing from the last position at the go kart track. I'm a natural.
PLUS I will play/race for 75,000.00 a year plus benefits. Call me.
Nique-lol-way to go and once you get good on the little baskets the bigger ones are much easier only you'll have some 7 foot giant in front of you but their slow and easily distracted..
JOKERSWILD
I still hear that Brett Favre has happy feet . And he may well return to the game once hes' plowed the field on his farm , sowed some corn and cleaned the henhouse.
How can you not like the guy ? He says what he means even when he's unsure himslelf.
Hey Sly you were away from acting for a while ? Have you got any advice to give me ? I'm thinking about returning to the game once I get this mess sorted out.
They'll come and go and one day we'll just get fed up with 'em altogether !
rampant' aka tophatal ...........
Last edited by rampantfanatic on June 4th at 1:11 PM.
Dwindy--im at the donut shop right now training..that is what it would look like if I was to get in the ring with that guy is kicking in the nads legal?
The boat comes with the team. Fans are optional. The boat is also useful to excape when the fans try to #### you. It a love thing....There aint none.....
D-man, that is just nasty! Buckeye Sweetie will get you for that one. JW, if you race I really want in on that action. I'll get you some good sponsors!
JOKERSWILD
With Stallone and Clemens it's as they say ......"it's all in the juice ..!
I've no doubt that they've shared quite a few personal stories amongst themselves !
JW: If all else fails there are positions open for tackling dummies, sparring partners and the like. They pay well and have benefits, one could also be a puck catcher for Sid the Kid.
I only see one problem with your quest. Most league minimum salaries are over $300,000. Unfortunatly i think the player unions are goin to make you take more than your askin. Oh well, what can you do ?
B@O --me and you lets go play for the league minimum and show those overpaid whinners what love for the game looks like and who know one day Cooperstown ?..
To old? how old was The Iorn man when he retired and your younger than me so if I could do it so could you,,I might have to give up smoking though. but hey im willing to sacrifice..
Hey, hey. Could always be a horse holder at Madam Orr's House.. from the movie "Support Your Local Sheriff".
I'm thinking of being a manager of a professional female Volleyball team on the West coast....or managing Michele Wie......wheeeeeeeeee!
My God I answered the phone for two seconds and he swooped in and started typing...obviously my two seconds on here tonight is causing his some serious withdrawals so I will say good night to all.
See we are basicly the same age hows that for a sports story two 40 something yr old rookies make MLB history hell lets get Dwindy and Fuzz too couple more people we could start our own team we just need a name..
JOKERSWILD
Clemens'll will no doubt keep his treasure
trove of secrets hidden from the public for as long as he can. But he ought to learn something from that other ingrate who tried to do the very same thing.
We all can remember the political hot water that Bill Clinton found himself with all of his secrets can't we .
So it begs the question ..... when is enough , enough for these individuals ?
I am a football fan first and foremost I will root for any team as long as their not playing the Buckeyes and am also a Nascar fan and root for Dale Jr. and Tony Stewart I like humor and jokes and stay away from politics and religion I have a black belt in crowbar and baseball bat .
..JW
After reading about all these greedy pro players out there Ive decided to come out of retirement and play sports again.!! and I will play for the sum of $ 100.000 a season.
