Kyle Busch will win at Lowe's Motor Speedway • Im Happy Are You ?

Im Happy Are You ?
by: JOKERSWILD

Kyle Busch will win at Lowe's Motor Speedway
May 13, 2008 | 5:44PM | report this

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Kyle Busch will win at Lowe's Motor Speedway this weekend and he will win by twenty two car lenghts setting a record for a track speed of 388 mph that will never be broken ...

After he wins he will jump on the roof of his car with a huge fishing net and catch as many beers as possible...because he knows the crowd will be so excited that they will want to offer him free drinks...

Toyota will once again prove that the American car makers are yet to compete with their cars...

And then I awoke from this terrible nightmare and after hurling my great dinner into the nether regions of the sewer.. I will flush the toilet brush my teeth and remember that it was just a dream

A terrible terrible dream because of cousre you know who really is going to win and that of course is Dale Jr. who else? but I do have Tony Stewart fighting him for the win and comming in second..

Good luck to all your drivers and hope they enjoy watching Jr's rear bumper..lol

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Go Jr. Go ..................................................
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	JOKERSWILD May 13, 2008 5:47 PM		gO kYLE gO,, I MEAN GO DALE Jr.GO

	HMS2488 May 13, 2008 6:40 PM		I think Dale Jr. will win at Lowes.

	photogr May 13, 2008 6:54 PM		Well I can't predict who will win. Forensic broke my dart board. I will put a guess on one of the other drivers though. Mikey Waltrip!! Huh? He is not in the race? Well that is a fine howdy doody.

	Dwindy1 May 13, 2008 7:40 PM		Man, I thought you were serious! That would have hexed Kyle... But you went back to your main man and that's a good thing! Hang em high if ya gotta hang em!!!

	Gerrel May 13, 2008 8:18 PM		JW - Funny dream there...I could just imagine the "free beers" he would be "offered" by the fans if he wins, lol. Rather interesting that he grins like the Cheshire Cat :) I will go out on a limb though and say that one of those HMS drivers will come back to win...either Jeff Gordon or Jimmy Johnson, both of whom do well at Lowes Motor Speedway.

	24x2 May 13, 2008 11:26 PM		I will tell you when I discovered you were alright in my book. I was giving you a hard time about you always predicting Jr. would win...your reply was priceless......"that's what real fans do!" What a class act! So, now I drop in and glad I did as this was some funny stuff. Even though the #48 will win! You see I am a real fan too!

	JOKERSWILD May 14, 2008 5:41 AM		HMS2488--I like the screen name and he needs this win shoot Jr. nation needs this win..thanks for dropping by.. Photogr-- thats what I like about you stikin to yer guns with Mikey good luck and thanks for the visit.. D-man--I trying it with the title first if that dosnt work we will go to plan B..thanks for the visit Gerrel--thanks for the comments and when I made that pic of K.Busch thats the first thing I thought that he looks like the cat..Go HMS 24*2 Thanks for those kind words and I hope he does well for you he needs a win to..good luck

	Hanahan May 14, 2008 7:26 AM		Trying to put 'the kiss of death' on Kyle now, huh. FOX took my TV rant off the NASCAR category last night, and they won't put it up under 'most comments' right now. Last edited by Hanahan on May 14th at 7:27 AM.

	volfan69 May 14, 2008 7:48 AM		BANDWAGON FAN!lol I bet that was a nightmare for you, huh?

	JOKERSWILD May 14, 2008 8:03 AM		Hanahan--cant bite the hand that feeds you so to speak..truth hurts and we get punnished for it... and my posts here recently have been going through alot of that... none of them will make it to the most popular no matter how many comments I get...so what can we do about it?

	JOKERSWILD May 14, 2008 8:04 AM		Volfan--almost had you there didnt I--I'll never root for K..Busch But will give him some credit every now and then..

	Sweetkena May 14, 2008 8:24 AM		JW- My first thought was.."man what have you been smokin??" LOL. Glad to see that you woke up from that little dream. Of course all of ya'll are wrong and Smoke's bringing it to Victory Lane to the delight of Humpy and his gang and the devistation of HMS and bLowes fans everywhere!! :D

	JOKERSWILD May 14, 2008 8:38 AM		SWEET--it might have something to do with what I smoked before I went to bed..lol and Smoke winning wouldnt hurt my feelins any..thanks for dropping by.. Last edited by JOKERSWILD on May 14th at 9:09 AM.

	fuzzboss May 14, 2008 10:22 AM		JW: After that dream, you need to apply for the Jerry Springer show. Either that or seek help from Dr. Phil. Damn....Jerry would really love that!

	JOKERSWILD May 14, 2008 10:33 AM		Fuzz--lol--I'll take springer and get in a mud wrasslin fight with some stripper from a trailer park..lol thanks for the visit..

	Sweetkena May 15, 2008 9:15 AM		Well if ya get wrasslin with trailer park people you'll have to put at least one of your security detail on tornado watch..... Let me know when it's on. I'll record it and sell it on ebay!!

	HMS2488 May 15, 2008 5:37 PM		I hope Jr. hurrys up and wins, just so we/he can get past that. We all know hes been on the verdge. But it really needs to be a points race, or the saga will continue.

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