Im Happy Are You ?
by: JOKERSWILD
Breaking News Indians sign Midges to long term contract
Apr 30, 2008 | 9:35AM | report this

Breaking news the Indians sign a long term contract with the Bugs that helped them defeat the Yankees in last seasons ALCS

The Midges or Flying bugs agreed to a ten year $50.00 dollar deal with incentives for opposing players they "BUG"

dot_flying.gif image by jokerswild_2008 The Bugs were happy with the deal stateing that the lake Erie area is well suited for their needs.

There were other teams that were trying to sign the Bugs but they couldn't come to an agreement.

The Chicago White Sox said we would take them in a heart beat did you see what thay did to the Yankees.

 

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JOKERSWILD
Apr 30, 2008
9:35 AM
Hello is this thing on?

YeeMum_
Apr 30, 2008
9:52 AM
It was only a matter of time...............................

JOKERSWILD
Apr 30, 2008
10:00 AM
hello Yeemum hope this cheered you up thanks for the visit

Dwindy1
Apr 30, 2008
10:33 AM
I like the ESPN commercial with John Kruk where evidently he's getting ready to broadcast the Indians - Yankees game from the Jake when he finds his briefcase that he'd lost the previous year. It has a rotted sandwich in it and when he opens it all these flies come out and attack the Yankees...

JOKER, if you ever go to a Yankee game at Jacolbs Field try and take in a jar full of midges... They'd probably let you do it! lol

JOKERSWILD
Apr 30, 2008
10:35 AM
Dwindy will do and the comercial is funny thanks for dropping by And by the way its progresive field now who knows what it will be next year

Last edited by JOKERSWILD on April 30th at 12:06 PM.

fuzzboss
Apr 30, 2008
12:23 PM
For a fee of $100 Canadien, I will create a compost environment condusive to breeding and raising midges. Will need a few used tires for standing water and some Cleveland turds to further the cause. No charge for shipping, allow 2 days flight time anywhere in the US.

JOKERSWILD
Apr 30, 2008
12:43 PM
Fuzz lol thats funny but why does it have to be clev. turds Im sure any turd-L-do..

orange_u_glad
Apr 30, 2008
1:40 PM
Long live the Midges! They rule!!!!

fuzzboss
Apr 30, 2008
3:07 PM
Well...during the off-season cleve Brownies fans turdles are said to be especially rank, course then too, I could use, dare I say, certain Pats' fans turdles, they spread well, like the sh... they talk!

Lisa H
Apr 30, 2008
4:20 PM
lol...that (you tube) has to be the most annoying sound I have ever heard! I remember those bugs....that was hilarious!

mtmarinerfan
Apr 30, 2008
4:26 PM
HEY Joker I hear there's a few more bugs to named later!

mtmarinerfan

slshusker
Apr 30, 2008
4:28 PM
http://community.foxsports.com/blog
s/slshusker/2007/10/06/God_Hates_th
e_New_York_Yankees_Sent_Waves_of_In
sects

That was the original writeup on the buts, compelte with ages and playoff histories.

JOKERSWILD
Apr 30, 2008
4:36 PM
Orange you glad_ yes the signing of the bugs gives the Indians an avantage for the next 10 yrs-thanks for the visit..

Fuzz lol Im saving all my turds for Football seasone i'll prob be spreadin it out thick.

Mtmarinerfan - Their in talks with some praying mantis's as we speak.

Sis never seen it will have to go check it out but the signing of them to a long term contract the names will change frequently due to their short life span we will have several generations of them..lol

Lisa their are several other Youtubes on the subject but I liked this because it had accutal players qoutes thanks for checkin it out...

Last edited by JOKERSWILD on April 30th at 4:37 PM.

blue@orange
Apr 30, 2008
4:54 PM
I new you would blog this.. And if you ever want to talk to the Indian Player's one on one, do it at my new site HTTP:// BASEBALL PLAYERS LIKE BIG GIRLS TOO . COM

JOKERSWILD
Apr 30, 2008
5:05 PM
B@O lol

Forensic2
Apr 30, 2008
5:31 PM
Did you know the Midges love bad oder, Funny how they bother the Yankees more then the Indians. I just had too. LMAO. Thanks now I am happy.

JOKERSWILD
Apr 30, 2008
5:40 PM
Forensic - lets hope the Indians are in a position at the end of the year to use them again..thanks for the visit

orange_u_glad
Apr 30, 2008
6:09 PM
I bet the Pit-turd Pirates would love to borrow them...

kellyscott
Apr 30, 2008
6:12 PM
boy was i stung by that news!!!!!

fuzzboss
Apr 30, 2008
6:19 PM
Well Orange, we still have the Steelers and the Pens!! Can't beat that!

orange_u_glad
Apr 30, 2008
6:32 PM
Fuzz, you got me on the Pens...as for the Steelers, only time will tell.

kellyscott
Apr 30, 2008
6:52 PM
this news will be buzzing around the bloggggs

IBeenCubbed
May 1, 2008
7:46 PM
Sorry, but the Midges are currently on a 25-game suspension, as they were discovered to be PEBs (Performance-Enhancing Bugs).

Couldn't resist! ( :

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