WELL IVE BEEN GONE A MINUTE, BEEN IN THE RAINFOREST RACING SLOTHS
YOU MAY NOT THINK THESE SUCKERS ARE FAST BUT LOOKS MANY TIMES ARE DECEIVING I INCOUNTERED ONE ON A RECENT TRIP INTO THE RAINFOREST,WHERE MY EYES WERE OPENED TO A FASINATING NEW SPORT.
"RACING SLOTHS" THE ONE I ENCOUNTERED (RICO MUSWAVY) WAS HIS NAME ,
TOOK ME TO HIS VILLAGE WHERE I WAS INTRODUCED TO THIS SPORT, THESE CREATURES ARE VERY SOCIABLE AND LOVE THE GREEN STUFF (COUGH),AFTER SETTLING INTO THEIR TREETOP FORTRESS I SOON NOTICED THEM RACING, I COULDN'T BELIEVE HOW FAST THEY WERE,
THEY WERE RACING OVER TO A NEARBY TREE AND SLAPPING AN OLDER SLOTH RIGHT IN THE KISSER, NO SURPRISE HE WASN'T HAPPY AND BEGAN CHASING THEM BACKTO THE OTHER TREE.THIS IS WHERE SPORT INSUED. NOW THIS OLDER SLOTH WAS PRETTY DAMNQUICK AND CAUGHT ONE OF THEM AND SLAPPED HIM INTO NEXT WEEK,
IT WAS A RIOT,AFTER WATCHING THIS FOR AN HOUR AND 1/2 I FINALY GOT THE COURAGE TO GIVE IT A WHIRL.WITH A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT FROM (RICO) AND A LITTLE MORE OF THE GREEN STUFF(COUGH) I CLIMBED TO THE EDGE OF THE TREE.
THEN " OFF I WAS" GAINING MOMENTUM I COULD SEE MYSELF GETTING CLOSERTO THE OLD SLOTH GETTING EVEN CLOSER I NOTICED HE HAD A GRIN FROM EAR TO EAR.(GULP)
FINDING MY INNER COURAGE I SLAPPED THAT SUCKER SO HARD I THOUGHT I HAD BROKE MY WRIST, I THINK IT SURPRISED HIM I DON'T THINK HE'S EVERBEEN HIT THAT HARD BEFORE, I DIDN'T STICK AROUND BECAUSE I KNEW HE WAS PISSED OFF,
SO I TURNED AND STARTED TRUCKIN BACK TO THE OTHER TREE.IT WASN'T LONG BEFORE I HEARD THE SOUND (THAT TO THIS DAY WILL MAKE ME PEE MY PANTS) A GROWL AND HISSING SOUND THAT SOUNDED LIKE A HEAVY METAL SINGER GARGELING BROKEN GLASS, AND THEN I FELT A CLAW GRABBINGMY LEG,
AT THAT POINT I SCREAMED LIKE A FOUR YEAR OLD GIRL.WHICH TO MY SURPRISE SCARED HIM THIS WAS MY CHANCE TO ESCAPE AND I MADE IT SAFELY TO MY TREE,
WHEN I GOT THERE I WAS GREETED BY (RICO) HE WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I THINK HE HAD AN ACCIDENT IT WAS FUN BUT I DOUBT I'LL TRY IT AGAIN.SO IF YOUR EVER IN THE RAIN FOREST AND MEET A SLOTH NAMED (RICO)
Joker: Racing Sloths? Thats kind of a contradictory combination. The word "sloth" connotates "lazy, slow and slovenly". Sloths are sometimes found in trees in a trance like, almost sleepy state. So, your idea here is truly hilarious. You must have found the youngsters in the bunch...that don't want to nap, lol.
So, where are you off to on the globe next? Racing Camels in the desert? Dancing Polar Bears in the Artic? A Concert of Singing Parrots in the Amazon? Maybe my favorite...skiing Penguins in Antartica.
Joker - This is amazing, Hey we race in gorl lia suits at GGW Racing, are you sure it was the real deal, or could they have fooled you by wearing suits after that last puff of peace pipe.
Last edited by Forensic2 on January 16th at 3:53 PM.
it was "uclyiptis" thats my story and im stickin to it..gor illa suits sweet i bet they get hot in the summer (maybe this explains the sightings of bigfoot driving race cars)
Hi everyone. I'm new here and I just started my own blog. I'm visiting other blogs. Oh this is TOO funny! Are you the resident funny man around here? I'll stop by again sometime.
I am a football fan first and foremost I will root for any team as long as their not playing the Buckeyes and am also a Nascar fan and root for Dale Jr. and Tony Stewart I like humor and jokes and stay away from politics and religion I have a black belt in crowbar and baseball bat .
..JW
