In Lew of the upcoming game between The Ohio State Buckeyes and The Trojans from Southern California I have summoned the greats of the past to give inspiration to the Buckeyes as they soon will be going into an extremely hostile enviroment.
The Sun will be shining down on this battle of two proud traditions and it will be hotter than my ex-stepmothers kiss the fans of USC will be in riot mode and frenzeyed out of their God foresaken football minds.
The crazed stares of fans that have anticipated this match up will be gazing at the 64' HD TV"s that they will be paying on for months in anticipation of the kickoff to this battle.
So I find it fitting to throw some words of encouragement towards the young men that will be taking the field in honor of the Buckeyes.
~Some Famous And Not so Famous Quotes Of Inspiration~
Young men that take the field on this day" Know This" -God will be watching the game today" Play Accordingly..Unknown Author
One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than fifty preaching it.Knute Rockne:
I want you to beat them like they owe you money...JOKERSWILD
Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.John Heisman:
I want you to beat them like they hurt your mama..JOKERSWILD
I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it. Gale Sayers:
He said your girlfriend is terrible in bed..JOKERSWILD
The only place you can win a football game is on the field, the only place you can lose it is in your hearts. Darrell Royal:
The Player in front of you is your enemy he hates you.. JOKERSWILD
Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it. Heywood Hale Brown:
When the ref isn't looking "Choke the living hell out of him" Reynolds
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. Duffy Daugherty:
So you wanna dance, Frank, or do you wanna sit here and have a heart attack? TM
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.Joe Theismann
Go out there and tear their ####*ng Heads off and #### down their Fu**ing necks..JOKERSWILD
Thats all I have for now Im sure some fellow bloggers will help me come up with more.
****GO BUCKEYES****
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Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.Frank Gifford:
I am a football fan first and foremost I will root for any team as long as their not playing the Buckeyes and am also a Nascar fan and root for Dale Jr. and Tony Stewart I like humor and jokes and stay away from politics and religion I have a black belt in crowbar and baseball bat .
..JW