My intentions are not to alarm anyone, but it appears to me in the last 25 years pop culture and professional sports have conveniently blended together to create a complimentary affect that has no doubt benefited both industries.  Unbeknownst to the common man our nation’s athletes/celebrities/icons have been secretly cloned and strategically placed throughout our society to generate this positive synergy –sometimes successfully and sometimes not.  By duplicating the DNA of the most vivacious, charismatic, fascinating and driven individuals that world has to offer these sadistic scientist have attempted to manufacture a super race that would falsely entertain and amuse the public until eternity.  I am confident that I have uncovered of few of these “science projects” (scroll below), but I realize that I am only one and require the assistance of the people. 

Please, we must work together or we will all be doomed to an existence of repetitive and cyclical entertainment -if not for you think of your children.  Feel free to name any other ECs (entertainment clones) that you might suspect.

Overall Redenbacher & Peter Gammons          

Vincent Schiavelli (Mr. Hector Vargas Fast Times) & Jeff Van Gundy

Oldie but goodie: Ron Jeremy & Stan Van Gundy

Charles Manson & Johnny Damon

Rodney Dangerfiled (Al Czervik Caddyshack) & John Madden

E.T. & Sam Cassel

Isaac (The Love Boat) & Fred Smoot (CB Minnesota Vickings) -Alright not too much of a resmeblance, but I couldn't resist after the recent events.

Pablo Escobar & Rafael Palmeiro

Howard Stern & Randy Johnson

  Brad Pitt & Chris Rose - well close enough.