Top 10 Signs That Barry May Be Using Steriods • Robbie Mc G

Robbie Mc G
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Top 10 Signs That Barry May Be Using Steriods
Dec 16, 2005 | 7:50AM | report this

10) I turned on ESPN at 3am last week and witnessed Barry handily beat Magnus Samuelsson in the Truck Pull.

9) Altoids just signed Barry to a lifetime contract to be their poster boy.

8) When I place Barry’s rookie baseball card next to his most recent card it looks like the number “10”.

7) Barry can care less about Gov. Schwarzenegger’s budget policy, but is very concerned about how he has let his delts and traps go since in office.

6) If Barry does retire this year the Superfriends have already offered him membership at the Hall of Justice.

5) Last season in batting practice Barry bunted one over the 420 sign in SBC Park.

4) Did you know BALCO stands for Barry Absolutely Loves Conti’s Ointments.

3) Barry has become so big that next season the Giants are considering playing him in both left and center field simultaneously.

2) In the on deck circle Barry breaks from the traditional pine tar and batting donut and opts for rosin and a lifting belt.

And the number 1 sign that Barry may be using Steriods...

1) I just realized who those very familiar looking San Francisco Giant batboys are: Hans & Franz!

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