E) ask myself 54 times "What can Brown do for you?"
F) reassure myself that he does, in fact, know the triangle.
G) host the first annual "Kwame Brown Bake-A-Cake-And-Throw-It Event" at Hermosa Beach every January 13th of every year until he gets traded again.
H) name the basketball court down the street "Brickhouse" in honor of Kwame.
I) give him a standing ovation every time he enters the game.
J) create a custom T-Shirt that has a photo of Kwame on the front and his famous quote on the back: "But this is America. You shouldn't be arguing about cake."
and
K) call my peeps at Nickelodeon and tell them to create a new sports-themed animated series called SpongeBrown NoHands (I'm sure you can visualize it). And then contact Motorola so they can have Kwame be the new spokesperson for their "Hands-Free" campaign.
Raise both hands if you want to welcome Brown back in town for a mil and a half.
UC IRVINE graduate and proud to be an ANTEATER. My claim to fame is having played against the likes of Tayshaun and Tommie Prince, Jacque Vaughn, and Charles O'Bannon, plus getting dunked on by Schea Cotton in a CIF second round match in the nineties.
WIDELY KNOWN on FOX as one of the most biased LAKER HOMERS in blog history, highly criticized for hating on the PHOENIX SUNS fan base, and has been told on more than one occasion that LAMAR ODOM isn't worth the suit he's wearing.
Believe that "excellence is not an act but a habit."
Believe that the things you do and the things you don't do, they all send a message.
Believe that in order to know the world one must first know thyself.
And believe that it's the journey not the destination.
Finally, as the great Bruce Lee once said, "Man - he is constantly growing and when he is bound by a set pattern of ideas or way of doing things, that's when he stops growing."
This is the Way of the Dragon. Embrace it.
