It's obvious FATBURGER hasn't gotten over it. No matter how much he says it was all in fun, it's clear that BURGER KING continues to harbor ill feelings towards Kobe and the Lakers organization.
He never liked PATRICK EWING so he trashed him. He was never fond of KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR so he put him down too. Jabbar, who was trained by BRUCE LEE, told me THE BIG YOSHINOYA wouldn't dare say it to his face unless he wanted to get a beatdown.
No matter how sarcastic HOMETOWN BUFFET sounded when he rapped the night away in New York the other night, best believe he meant most of what he said. I don't believe it when SHACK-IN-THE-BOX mentions that he and Kobe are all good. NACHO BELL GRANDE isa hater by nature. Just like a lot of bloggers who can't stand it that the LAKERS are back on top. Get off our nuts.
So it's on once again. The KOBE HATERS are out in full force. So THELAKERS EMPIRE must strike back.
For your enjoyment I will re-release a blog called A Xmas Poem for Shaq which I wrote in December 2006, when we all knew PANDA EXPRESS was all but done.
Tell me what it tastes like. Enjoy.
'Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house,
Shaq begins to wonder how this all came about;
The championship banner hanging high up in the air,
Another ring for the Diesel, but who really cares?
'Cause the Heat keeps losing all but left for dead,
While visions of Kobe winning continue to haunt O'Neal's head;
And the Lakers are ready to be put on the map,
While Shaq plays Santa with his 20 kids on his lap;
When out in the East there arose such a chatter,
Shaq is out of shape again he's getting fatter;
So away he went to leave it all up to Flash,
You're on your own kid while I collect my cash.
The Suns are shining in the West and there's a new Jazz show,
but we all know that there's still San Antonio;
Then all of a sudden in Denver, the Answer appears
Just in time for Garnett to say the end is near;
And just like that Buss calls McHale quick,
He thought for a moment it must be a trick.
Buss asks if he liked last night's game
"I don't know" McHale replied. "Ask what's-his-name."
"Now, Blount! now, Davis! now, Hudson and Griffin!
On, Jaric! on, Foye! on, James and Madsen!
To the bottom of the Northwest! to one last call!
Now go away Garnett! I'll take the fall!
As the speculation continues and the rumors fly,
Isiah Thomas insists he's a nice guy;
So up to Stern's office Thomas flew
to request more players 'cause he was down to two;
I'll cut this short so I can shop at the mall,
Maybe it's on sale... that is, the new ball;
Shaq don't like it so he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to O'Neal's career - good night."
J-DIZZLE
Their's was a love that was built out of a common goal......dominance of the NBA and to win championships. Then it all went South and then began the obvious slights and name calling. Ego's that were too big for their own good and all of the infantile behavior one would expect of a 5 year old.
Which in effect still shows no signs of abating from either of them. Shaq can't stand to be out of the limelight even in the waning years of his career. His biggest concern ought to be getting his fat a## into shape for the upcoming season . Instead of throwing nonesensical jibes at Kobe and others. It's obvious that he can't see what an a##hole he's making of himself.
justan' aka tophatal ............
Last edited by justanotherfan on June 24th at 2:30 PM.
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J-DIZZLE
Is it me or does Shaq really want Kobe to go "Brokeback " on him now that he's soon to be single ? Stranger things have been known to have happened in the sphere of sports.
The Ten Things Shaq hates about Kobe
1) Kobe got to play in this year's NBA Finals . He didn't ........
2) Kobe isn't and won't be paying alimony to a female anytime soon. But that could change should he start philandering once again.
3) Shaq's fat a#s is nowhere near as small as Bryant's
4)Bryant is still on speaking terms with Phil Jackson.
5)Shaq isn't bilingual whereas Bryant is
6)Kobe actually knew that The Parthenon wasn't a club in ancient Athens Greece. Shaq seemed to be under the impression that it was.
7)Despite only obtaining a high school diploma (Bryant) to his degree (Shaq). Bryant still comes of as being the far more intelligent of the two.
8)After being ratted out in Eagle , Co. It was Bryant who got the chance to make amends with his spouse. While Shaq now looks as if he'll be paying through the nose for alimony and child support.
9) Bryant'll now get invited to Jack's house more often than Shaq ever will.
10)The fact that when Kobe rapped about fashion on his epomymous and little heard CD. It was almost as bad as anything that Shaq had ever recorded himself.
UC IRVINE graduate and proud to be an ANTEATER. My claim to fame is having played against the likes of Tayshaun and Tommie Prince, Jacque Vaughn, and Charles O'Bannon, plus getting dunked on by Schea Cotton in a CIF second round match in the nineties.
WIDELY KNOWN on FOX as one of the most biased LAKER HOMERS in blog history, highly criticized for hating on the PHOENIX SUNS fan base, and has been told on more than one occasion that LAMAR ODOM isn't worth the suit he's wearing.
Believe that "excellence is not an act but a habit."
Believe that the things you do and the things you don't do, they all send a message.
Believe that in order to know the world one must first know thyself.
And believe that it's the journey not the destination.
Finally, as the great Bruce Lee once said, "Man - he is constantly growing and when he is bound by a set pattern of ideas or way of doing things, that's when he stops growing."
This is the Way of the Dragon. Embrace it.
