10. The Celtics' bus will catch on fire on the 405.
9. Celtics' bus driver will then exit off Manchester and Prairie and head to the Forum
8. Law prohibiting indoor smoking is making ghost of Red Auerbach irate.
7. The Celtics will lose focus and be seen partying at Paul Pierce's mom's cousin's nephew's best friend's house, the Sunset Strip, Downtown Disney, Melrose, Rodeo Drive, Santa Monica Pier, Venice Beach, and Hawaiian Gardens Casino.
6. Kevin Garnett will visit his property in Malibu and find out Flea of the Red Hot Chili Peppers lives there.
5. Kobe Bryant slept in his own bed with Vanessa.
4. Lack of wheelchair accessibility in visitors' locker room at Staples
3. The Celtics don't realize they're about to cross paths with the ghost of Chick Hearn.
2. Randy Newman's "I love L.A." will inspire referees.
1. Pierce won't know how to act with so many movie stars around him.
For those who believe the series is over, get your TIVOs ready. The fun and games are about to begin, with the series shifting to the circus known as Hollywood.
Just when you think you've already seen your share of drama, wait 'til you see what's in store for the next three games.
THE LAKERS' ASSAULT may have stalled, but it continues tonight with a vengeance....
slshusker if i was asked by anyone!!! to throw a game??? under any circumstances??? id tell them to go straight to hell no passing GO!!!!! hey ive played my #### off all season and finnaly get to in the playoffs?? dont you think i want to end the playoffs soon so i can go on vacation????? till next year???? hell yeaaaaaaaaaa
Once again some funny schitt, J-DIZ!! You oughta move to NYC and write for SNL! Has Lisa H seen this yet? }=^D> Speaking of refs, does Stern recruit from the WWE?
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The officiating was inconsistent, but it was inconsistent on both sides. The Lakers had a sense of urgency that was missing in Games 1 and 2.
I like that Fisher matched up with Allen when the Celtics had the ball and Kobe matched up against Rondo. Gasol was more aggressive, although he had a low point output. It was all Kobe and Sasha.
11. David Stearn will let Tim Donaghy officiate in game 7 just to stop his accusations of NBA IMPROPRIETY, otherwise known as the "hey, I'm not the only guy in baseball on 'roids, what about (fill in the players name)" defense. Tim throws the game in favor of the Lakers to settle a gambling debt with Jack Nicholson.
Oh yeah, number 12: After game 6 and a tie series, Magic and Kareem drink Bird and Russell under the table and the whole town of Boston, being in mourning for their fallen heroes, has a "game of silence" in game 7, thus giving the home court advantage back to showtime!!!
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