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Oct 30, 2007 | 6:08PM | report this

October 21, 2007 9:22:34 p.m.

Carl & Matt -

My office. Tomorrow morning at 9:00 a.m. 

Don't be late.

Jack

October 23, 2007 11:22:45 a.m.

Matt

How can Carl think that a backhanded apology for his little blow up on national tv is going to fix six months of prima donna behavior? 

Hope I didn't say too much on Inside Nextel Cup.

Biff

October 23, 2007 1:38:00 p.m.

Carl,

I know you feel like Matt is getting preferential treatment.   And he probably is from Jack - you need to understand that Matt is Jack's first Cup Champion (and the only one still with him).   And as such, he'll always have Jack's support.  Plus, even when he's having a bad season, he's having a better season than 25-30 of the guys out there. 

That's not to say there isn't room at Roush for you - you are the #2 guy there.  Hey, Hamilton was #2 at McLaren and look where that got him - nearly World Champion. 

Mark

October 24, 2007 8:00:10 a.m.

Humpy,

Screw Concord.  Even though they caved, I want to build a new track IN Charlotte.  I'm proceeding with the plans.  I'm thinking it will be smaller than Lowe's in terms of distance - maybe another Bristol?

Bruton

October 27, 2007 4:56:10 p.m.

Sam,

I know you've tried to get into six Cup races and haven't gotten into any of them.  We'll just have to think outside the box to make this work.

Switching from an Indy car to a Cup car isn't easy - Just ask Stewart. 

Well, maybe Montoya. 

OK Franchitti. 

Roger

October 27, 2007 6:54:32 p.m.

Kurt,

I have a new idea on how to get Sam into a race, but I need your help.  I'm thinking we can use your Champion provisional to get Sam in. 

Call me.

Roger

October 28, 2007 8:33:45 p.m.

Rick,

Is there any possible way that I could start driving the #5 immediately? 

Kyle's out of contention in the Chase, and frankly, I'm scared to run another race in these DEI cars.  Blown engines and wheels popping off?  What's next? 

Junior 

October 28, 2007 8:45:37 p.m.

Rusty,

If another one of ESPN's so-called reporters asks a dumb question like "So how much of the impact did your body absorb?"  so help me, I will pull a Stewart. 

I got nothing to lose.  And I'm holding YOU responsible.

Mark

October 28, 2007 9:00:07 p.m.

Mike,

We can't confirm where the water came from in the gas.  Sunoco is baffled.  The liquid is brown ####.

So far all the Childress cars had water in their fuel systems, all the Penske cars, a Bill Davis and a Roush car.  Johnson had dropperful in his carberator.  Junior's car didn't have water, but maybe the sugar took care of that.

John

October 28, 2007 10:07:09 p.m.

Jeff

We've scoured the garage before we left and we couldn't find Ella's bottled water anywhere.  Shrub thought he saw Knaus with some of that Belgian brand Ingrid prefers. I'll try to ask him about it tomorrow.  I hope it wasn't too valuable.

Steve

 

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jon_464
Oct 30, 2007
6:30 PM
IowaGirl, hilarious as usual! So THAT'S where the water came from!! I especially like the email from Jack to Carl and Matt. Something tells me he gave BOTH of them a good butt-chewing!

IowaGirl
Oct 30, 2007
6:41 PM
Jon - Thanks - I think Jack had a few words for all of them.

As for the water - Nascar doesn't know, so why would I? LOL

klvalus
Oct 30, 2007
7:42 PM
Iowa...brillant as usual. Ok, now that I have my weekly email fix I can FINALLY go pack! ;)

oh, and super cute avatar...you go girl!

Last edited by klvalus on October 30th at 7:43 PM.

IowaGirl
Oct 30, 2007
7:52 PM
KLV - Thanks. Have fun doing laundry - that's the worst part of packing I think!

HotfootLori
Oct 30, 2007
7:58 PM
If you talk about Tony one more time...I'm gonna pull a Stewart. J/K

Awesome as usual, I was starting to get fidgety! lol

Oh, like I said on your other post, you are beautiful =)

Texascudaguy
Oct 30, 2007
8:38 PM
Chad Knauss behind the water thing? Wait that could actually happen. Don't be giving him any ideas. He has enough already. LOL

Gerrel
Oct 30, 2007
9:35 PM
Iowa -
very entertaining as usual. I liked your note regarding Roger Penske and San Hornish. I have been rooting for him to at least get in a couple of races this year. I follow IRL racing also, and watched him come up thru the Indy Car Series. Seems he's finding out just how difficult it is to qualify for a NNC race.

photogr
Oct 30, 2007
10:12 PM
I am getting addicted to these secret e-mails. Never know what is going to pop up.

Really like the new avitar.

Forensic2
Oct 31, 2007
3:56 AM
Iowa - I really like to thank you for your work and know what it is like living on the run, moving from house to house every other week so they can never track you down. If you get tierd from all that move across the pond like me and you need not worrie about them finding you.

Plus over here I use my own protection from snoppers.

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IowaGirl
Oct 31, 2007
6:20 AM
Hotfoot - He just give me SO much to work with. Which given his anti-media stance is kind funny on its own!

Thanks again for the compliment.

IowaGirl
Oct 31, 2007
6:21 AM
Cuda - I'm not saying Knaus did it. Maybe Ella did. oh, wait. She can't walk yet. Hmmm...

LOL

IowaGirl
Oct 31, 2007
6:22 AM
Gerrel - Sam has had some rough luck. I'd like to see how he'd do in a Cup car. I'm not sure the transition from Indy to Busch to Cup works well. Stewart compares the Cup car because of its weight to gathering speed with a bowling ball. And you can't stop quickly either.

IowaGirl
Oct 31, 2007
6:23 AM
Photo - Thanks. We'll have to see what turns up next week. The conspiracies just keep piling up!

IowaGirl
Oct 31, 2007
6:25 AM
Forensic - No worries. I know too much and I've let it be known that if something happens, everyone will know where the bodies are buried. I'm very safe right now. LOL.

But I like the little guy. How long it take to train him to do that?

Forensic2
Oct 31, 2007
4:31 PM
Iowa- It took a month for him to figure out if lets off a round he gets a nice reward. Hard part is training him to scare of the right ones. He has Rusty Wallace Photo in front of him in case. lol

HoosierRacer13
Nov 2, 2007
9:00 AM
IG - you rock as usual. Your blogs are always the highlight of my weekly reading on these pages. One question, however, did Carl pay you not to post his email to Jack? I know it was several pages long but some of the excerpts were wonderful i.e.

Jack, what the f___ do you mean you want me to go to f____ing anger management counseling. You don't know Jackchit about what I need. You suggest that one more time and I'll punch your f__ing lights out Ratboy. H_ll it didn't work for Orange Psycho and he really needed it. I'm just an adorable fan favorite and you need to quit s-ucking up to Matt the wimp you ignorant pile of dog excrement.

Carl

HotfootLori
Nov 2, 2007
9:16 AM
Iowa - contamination source identified: portable fuel dispenser.

http://www.speedtv.com/articles/nas
car/nextel/41387/

Hmmmmm

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