If you read what I wrote here Saturday, you would understand why I believe Sunday's race ending short because of rain is sweet, sweet irony. Come on, the sponsor was able to get the race expanded by a single lap so they could say they "go the extra mile," but then the race was cut 17 laps short (if I'm off a little on that number, oh well; I pulled it out of thin air)? That's divine intervention at work.
So, a company called LENOX Industrial Tools -- makers of things like pipe wrenches -- had their namesake event cut short by, essentially, a water leak. Sure, God's great expanse is a pretty big thing in which to fix a leak, but it still makes for classic, reap-what-you've-sown humor.
Here are the high-and-lowlights of the weekend:
Juan Pablo, I'd like to shake your hand and slap you in the back of the head at the same time. Sure, Shrub deserved a good punting after all the arrogance he's displayed on the track since Day One in the big leagues, but that's not the way to do it. Take a lesson from Kevin Harvick (you know, the guy you got up close and personal with last year at Watkins Glen?): wait until you get out of your car at some point, then go after him. It's a lot more entertaining for the fans, and you aren't going to risk taking out half the field doing it, either.
Jamie, hire a new spotter. The only two people in New Hampshire who didn't know Dale Earnhardt, Jr. was pitting were you and the guy telling you where to go.
Jimmie, you get the quote of the week. While he's gotten better about it lately -- probably because of the six-year championship drought that is likely to expand to seven at the end of November -- Jeff Gordon* has walked around for a decade acting like he's entitled to whichever piece of asphalt he wants, and if you're in his way then that's just too bad for you. Calling your own teammate -- your own shop mate! -- a "spoiled brat" on the radio after he failed to give you any semblence of room off the corner? Priceless!**
Is it just me, or did Tony Stewart look like he was about to cry after the race? A softer, kinder, gentler, post-menopausal Smoke?
Casey Mears led a bunch of laps -- two days after the world found out he wasn't going to have a job after the season ended. When was the last time all four Hendrick drivers were mentioned in the same race recap?
And, finally, a shout-out to race winner Kurt Busch and, more importantly, our own Kristen, the eternal Kurt optimist. Miller Lite all around! And then a beer to wash it down!
JPM- Yes, that is the way to do it. Dont listen to all these kiss but crybabys. Put him into the wall. Just dont wreck anyone else in the process and you'll be ok. but as far as kyle goes... dont take any ship off him. Its better to just get it over with at the time, then to hold a grudge for months.
Miller Lites all around on me! Lori you can have a Bud...IM you weren't around when I was known as around these parts as a Jr fan...still am but he's not getting me hot passes! LOL
I have to agree on the spoiled brat comment from JJ, my other fav from the weekend was when Kyle Petty said he had already called Rick about the #5 ride...Ha!
Ya know, Kristen, if you ever need a week off, you could twist my arm enough to get me to take that hot pass off your hands. I've interview drivers before! Okay, just one, and it was Steve Park at an Outback Steakhouse in Newark, Delaware. but I've done it, dadgumit!
Instead of whining over the radio about Gordon, JJ should have taken him out during the next caution. That's the new way to deal with someone racing you too hard.
Jamie's spotter was in one section at NH and Jr.'s was in another. Therefore, Jamie's spotter missed Jr.'s spotter's signal. They need to get all of the spotters in one section at NH for safety purposes.
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