1. Too bad they don't have Dancing With The Stars, roller skating style...
2. I'm auditioning for Gumby.
3. Hmmmmm....
4. C'mon, take your best shot.
5. Without further ado, let me introduce to you...The Three Musketeers!!!
6. How much longer until I'm out of this place?
7. FINALLY, some peace and quiet!
8. I'm gonna kick yer #### for punting me into the wall!
9. Come again?
10. What happened to my friendship with Smoke?
1. Morgan is on the jam for the T-Birds!
2. 'Where's my 'Vote for Pedro' tee shirt?'
3. 'Did I push the button in the hatch?'
4. Hide these magnets, quick!
5. "Hi, my name is Jeff, and I'm a dork." *group*, "Hi, Jeff!"
6. "I'll still respect you in the morning."
7. "We don't have no indoor plumbing like this in Kansas."
8. Someone needs a girlfriend (or boyfriend).
9. "Tony Jr, these earplugs are loose in, tight in the middle, then pushy loose coming out."
10. 2nd base, NASCAR style!
1) This isn't working, I can't afford the tires.
2) If I keep stretching like this, when I grow up, will have a body just like Dale Jr.'s
3) Dang it! I forgot to change my clock again.
4) None of you GGW Racers intimidate me at all. Bring it on!
5) You guys think we can get into the club without our ID's?
6) Why does Roger Penske always drop his wallet under my hood?
7) Wonder if I could have made it as an underwear model?
8) What did you just say about Joey Lagano?
9) Brad is really starting to look a lot like me.
10) Man, isn't Kristen cute, Tony?
1-"Disco Fevah...Disco Fevah..."
2-Do the Chickens have large talons?
3-Closest thing to a thinking cap I could find.
4-Look Kyle, you're gonna have to stop makin' me look bad or I'll have to spank you.
5-Hi, my name is Jeff Gordon and I've been clean for 2 hours.
6-"I'm Blue, aba-dee-aba-die"
7-My #### is Tired
8-Relax I'm not gonna punch you, it's the only way I can ####
9-Knew I shoulda gone with bluetooth
10-"My buddy, my buddy, my buddy, my buddy....my buddy and meeee"
1.Burn baby burn disco inferno !!!
2.Hey is my right guard holding up?
3.clock in the backround IQ tester
4.Tony playing with his ####
5.The new cast for the Brady Bunch
6.Ok the dhumafladjet conects to the thingymajig
7.Man Im tired !!!
8.Ok Ok you can have the last Miller lite !!!
9.Can you here me now ?
10.Isn't love grand
Hot Foot Lori
1)Hey The Macarena alright
2)Lindsay or Britney ? Britney or Lindsay ?
3) I win I go up one but if I lose I go down 3 ? Now figuring out the points system for the Chase.
4)Now this could give new meaning to spankin' the mon*key .
5)I may not be the smartest guy in the room but at least I continue to look good.
6)They were right I coulda' been a contender
7)This really eases the pain of my hemorrhoids just sitting here watching Kyle and Carl argue.
8)I'm not telling you again I wasn't in the next cubicle when someone touched your foot. If you don't stop I'll kick your as#s.
9) Blue tooth my as#s what's Sprint gonna think of next ?
10) Kyle how many times have I told you I'm not ga*y ?
1. If I can finish the last 30 laps, I'll make it in time for Daytona.
2. My overall weight is too much to qualify if I wear deodorant.
3. The race can't be over with yet, I just woke up.
4. Lookin in this mirror is tellin me I need to shave.
5. Pssst, Don't say nothing, but I drained the oil from Kurt and Kyles cars lastnight.
6. OK, Who drained my oil?
7. Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to #### but only far#ed.
8. Are you Bobby or Donnie Allison?
9. With my step mom's house bugged, now I really do know she hates me.
10. You look so much like my high school sweetheart, I want to take you home with me.
Ahh...Yes... Morgan needs a restrictor plate for those spped skates. "Can Dale Jr. do this?"
Brad."Hey I just got up, can you give me a second?"
Jeff. "That dont look right..I know I was fastest in qualifying. Damn Brian France, changing rules again."
Tony. "I knew I had a twin brother. At least he doesn't shave either. I feel like we need a family reunion."
Jeff. "Behind me now are 3 very good looking single men. Since I am married this is what you single women have left. Oh and they come with warning.:Faster than they look:"
Ryan."Maybe if I work on the car we will win"
Clint. "No I cant get up. The chords showing on these tires has ripped a seat in my pants."
Carl to Matt. "You know you look like a flincher" Matt."Jack told me I couldn't kick you XTT. So I decided to let you think you are a big man"
Dale. "Like that self portrait on the back of my helmet?"
Tony."Kurt is you dont let go of me I am going to drink your beer" Kurt."Tony you know I share....
1. Y....M....C....A
2. How do you flex your triceps again?
3. Where the heck are my sunglasses??
4. Tony and his new GGW racing teammate, HotFootLori!
5. GQ here I come! (I dont care what you guys say, Gordo is HOT in that pic!!)
6. Dang it, I thought this is where I saw KV put that Maltese Lug...
7. Dramatic lighting and photos always seem to help Dale Jr.
8. The new NASCAR ad for Anger Management 101
9. It doesnt matter how hard I concentrate, I cant figure out how Kasey pulled that rabbit out of his helmet??
10. You better sign an autograph for Kristen at Talladega you great pumpkin you!
1. I hate our new sponsor.
2. Don't I look cool?
3. Did you steal my sunglasses?
4. Let's make some hot #### love.
5. Hey boys, tell me how my #### tastes.
6. Why do you want me to bend over, Junior?
7. This is all these Goodyear tires are good for.
8. MMA&R Mixed Martial Arts and Racing. New sport.
9. I dare you to stick this tube threw you head from ear to ear.
10. Don't judge. They are only experimenting.
The lovely lady making rounds on the crowd is Queen HotfootLori. She always does her best to satisfy the masses with her meet and greets. Shaking each hand. Smiling at those who bow. But the demands are heavy on our Queen. She must deal with all those that pass throught the kingdom and hear their issues and complaints. She is a patient monarch and will encourage all to strive to be better. Her only failing is that this life calling sometimes strains her inspiration for ruling the land. But she wills herself to continue.
Thanks to Moseby for the intro!!
